Crap, it’s been two months! Somebody give me a big idea to just toss out there, unformed and unspecified!

President Bush calls for “universal broadband” by 2007.

Of course, he doesn’t offer Suggestion One as exactly how to do this in just three years, but hey, he’s a “big picture” kind of guy. No doubt I’ll be able to use my spiffy new broadband connection in 2007 to keep up with all the activity in his “Colonize Mars” program.

(Hey, here’s a question. Why doesn’t he propose “Universal Employment” by 2007? Actually, I’m not sure I want an answer to that.)

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