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For vintage fountain pen collectors, one of the most popular items is a Parker 51. These pens are noted for not just for their apparently excellent construction (I don’t own one yet myself, but I have never heard a negative comment about them) but also for their non-traditional look, in which the nib is mostly concealed under a hood. Parker 51’s are fairly easy to find, as vintage pens go, and thus they tend to be reasonably priced (again, as vintage pens go). Nevertheless, Parker 51s are once again in production. They are available at Levenger. I know that vintage 51’s can be found that are cheaper than the new model, but it’s still neat to see the return of a classic.

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Weird post-moving observation: when watching weather reports on the TV news, I still catch myself looking on the weather map to see what’s happening in Buffalo — despite the fact that I now live 130 miles east of Buffalo, which is far enough that a frontal system moving through there takes at least another two to three hours to get here. I still have to recalibrate my geographical sense of place.

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Guilty Pleasures.

From time to time it’s fun to list one’s guilty pleasures. These are things that we like, even though we know that we shouldn’t; things that we indulge in from time to time, knowing that other people will look on with dropped jaws and say, “Why on Earth are you doing that?” Here are a few of mine.

(A quick note: By my definition of “guilty pleasure”, I do not include The Phantom Menace. That’s because a guilty pleasure is something we like even though we know it’s bad. That doesn’t apply here: despite the fact that most of the world considers Phantom to be a bad movie, I do not. I don’t like it in spite of knowing that it’s bad; I like it because I genuinely believe it’s good.)

:: Ramen noodles. I’ve almost been out of college for ten years, so why am I still eating these? Not out of any sense of thrift (although you can’t beat eight-for-a-buck). No, I actually like them. It’s probably one of those food-as-memory things, because I was actually eating Ramen noodles way back when I was a kid. My father liked to eat them with a piece of rye-crisp on which he’d spread a bit of butter; you dip the buttered rye-crisp into the broth before eating. Great stuff, that. I don’t eat Ramen noodles very often — their sodium content is staggering — but I always keep a few packages around. (And there are some nifty flavors now, like “Chicken Picante”. No, it doesn’t taste particularly like chicken, but at least it’s something other than beef, pork or Oriental.)

:: Clint Eastwood’s “Philo Beddoe” movies, Every Which Way But Loose and Any Which Way You Can. How in the world did anyone conceive of these two movies? A truck-driver who is also a bare-knuckle boxer; his two best friends, one of whom is an orangutan; a beautiful country-western singer who is on the run from her abusive husband; Ruth Gordon as the foul-mouthed mother; an incompetent motorcycle gang; many a bar-room brawl; bittersweet love affairs; loads of country music. There is really no way to describe these movies in such a way that they don’t sound absurd. But damn, they’re fun.

:: Independence Day. I’ve never in my life seen a film with more plot-holes and implausibilities than this (well, except Armageddon). And yet, the thing has such a sense of goofy fun that I still have a good time every time I watch it.

:: Buffalo-style chicken wings. ‘Nuff said, I think. I doubt there’s a single food that is less healthy than these…or more perfect.

More another time….

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For me, the sweetest part of the baseball playoffs is the annual demise of the Atlanta Braves. (Except in 1995, when no one bothered to beat them.) The pleasure this year is so much the better, as their demise comes at the hands of Barry Bonds, a man whose number has been in Atlanta’s lockbox for ten years until now. I remember Bonds’s disastrous performance in the 1991 NLCS, when as a Pittsburgh Pirate he fell into such a slump that Atlanta pitchers in that series would actually walk Bobby Bonilla intentionally just to pitch to Bonds, who would then play his part by popping up to short. Then there is the pain of the 1992 NLCS, when Bonds awoke from his slump with a home run in Game Six, only to have Sid Bream — the slowest player in MLB history — beat his throw to the plate in the bottom of the ninth in Game Seven, scoring the winning run. I remember Bonds’s amazing 1993 season, when he led his new team — the Giants — to 103 regular season victories, only to see the Braves notch 104 wins and take the NL West (the two teams were division rivals at the time).

Last night, Bonds scored two runs, which was all the Giants would need (although they later added a third) to defeat the Braves in Game Five of the divisional series, thus sending the Tomahawk-chopping Atlanta fans back home to watch the Falcons and the Hawks.

So, now that the matchups in both LCS’s are set, I can actually say that it won’t bother me at all if any of the remaining teams win it all. I’m personally rooting for the Giants (and I will be forced to do so even if they play the Twins in the World Series, which will annoy a certain Minnesota sports-crazed fan I know). But it’s great to see all these underdogs stepping up to stake their claim for October glory.

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I’ve removed the permalink to Arts and Letters Daily, because that fine site has closed down due to some legal stuff apparently involving bankruptcy with the site’s owners. A&LD‘s demise is a shame. I had only recently discovered it, and now it’s gone. Ah well….

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Football, baseball, and the Meaning of Life….

:: In the voice of Paul Reiser: “That’s what I’m saying!” The Buffalo Bills’ combination of awesome offense and lousy defense finally added up to something other than overtime; instead, the Bills kept it close until the fourth quarter, when the Raiders finally blew them out. I’ve been pointing out the fact that the Bills’ defensive deficiencies are going to cost them this season, and it’s certainly coming to pass. Next offseason, the defensive side of the ball must be the first priority. There is talent on the young secondary, but like all young secondaries they really need for there to be an effective pass-rush, because these guys simply can’t play man-to-man all day and not get burned. The Bills’ pass-rush, though, is nearly nonexistent. They had one sack yesterday, and the combination of no pass-rush plus a young secondary means that the Bills are the only team in the NFL without an interception so far this year. So, they don’t make turnovers, and they don’t stop opponents….ouch. Drew Bledsoe tried to accept the blame for the defeat after the game, talking about his three interceptions, but as Butch told Sundance: “It’s the fall that’s gonna kill you!” (Still, it’s nice to see the Bills’ offensive line starting to come together. Despite giving up five sacks, Bledsoe generally had more time to make his passes — until that fourth quarter, when the entire game ended up on his shoulders.)

:: The Steelers are 1-3. And the Steelers are my pick for AFC Champion. I’m not giving them up, yet. In the “Tortured rationale as opposed to acceptance of error” department, I shall now argue that the Steelers are actually more likely to get to the Super Bowl having started 1-3, because now they are virtually guaranteed to not have home-field-advantage in the playoffs. Insane, you think? Consider, though, that in the last ten NFL seasons, the AFC team with home-field-advantage has failed to advance to the Super Bowl eight times. Home-field is the kiss of AFC playoff death, and since the Steelers won’t have it….they’re going to the Super Bowl!!

:: In the NFC, I’m still sticking with the Eagles, even though they lost a close one to Jacksonville. I’m a bit worried, though, whenever a team’s leading rusher is its quarterback — but at least McNabb had 100 yards.

:: How on earth can the Rams be this bad?! There is an expansion team that has a better record than the Rams. Amazing.

:: All through the Buffalo-Oakland game, TV commentator Randy Cross kept insisting that the Raiders are the best team in the league right now. Maybe their offense is that good, but their defense looks a bit suspect to me. It’ll be interesting to see what happens when they encounter the Chiefs’ Priest Holmes and the power-game that the Chargers are running.

:: So, in baseball, we’re down to the Twins and Angels. I’m pulling for the Twins — a certain person I know will likely kill me if I don’t — but I won’t be upset if the Angels win it, either. As for the National League, well….Lord, I hope the Giants can win. (But shouldn’t Barry Bonds have a good postseason just once in his career? Amazing….)

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POETICAL EXCURSION #8

“Channel Firing”, by Thomas Hardy (1840-1928).

That night your great guns, unawares,

Shook all our coffins as we lay,

And broke the chancel window-squares,

We thought it was the Judgment-day

And sat upright. While drearisome

Arose the howl of wakened hounds:

The mouse let fall the altar-crumb,

The worms drew back into the mounds,

The glebe cow drooled. Till God called, “No;

It’s gunnery practice out at sea

Just as before you went below;

The world is as it used to be:

“All nations striving strong to make

Red war yet redder. Mad as hatters

They do no more for Christés sake

Than you who are helpless in such matters.

“That this is not the judgment-hour

For some of them’s a blessed thing,

For if it were they’d have to scour

Hell’s floor for so much threatening ….

“Ha, ha. It will be warmer when

I blow the trumpet (if indeed

I ever do; for you are men,

And rest eternal sorely need).”

So down we lay again. “I wonder,

Will the world ever saner be,”

Said one, “than when He sent us under

In our indifferent century!”

And many a skeleton shook his head.

“Instead of preaching forty year,”

My neighbour Parson Thirdly said,

“I wish I had stuck to pipes and beer.”

Again the guns disturbed the hour,

Roaring their readiness to avenge,

As far inland as Stourton Tower,

And Camelot, and starlit Stonehenge.

:: This is one of the more cynical poems I have read on the subject of war. Anti-war poems are fairly common, but in this one Hardy conveys the distinct belief that war is an inevitable result of human interactions. God’s assurance to the dead that “No, it’s not Judgement Day, it’s just your brethren making more war.” Worse than that, they are making “red war yet redder” in their madness, as though men have no better pursuit with which to occupy themselves. God even goes so far in this poem to joke about the timing of when shall call Judgement Day, because if we here to call it on a day such as this — when the cannons are thundering — one gets the feeling that the majority of men would come up wanting.

A couple of other interesting details in the poem should be mentioned. One of the dead asks if the world will ever be any saner than it was in their century. I am not certain, but I suspect that this poem was written in reference and response to World War I, which was itself the beginning of a bloody, “indifferent” century. Another of the dead, a clergyman, openly wishes that he had spent less time preaching and more time on the pleasurable things in life, naming pipes and beer specifically. By “pipes” I take him to mean music, but I suppose it is possible that he is talking about smoking. And finally, in the last stanza, the guns are heard in places far inland — Stourton Towen, Camelot, Stonehenge. These landmarks are not only named by Hardy for their physical distance but for their distance in time, from youngest monument to oldest. Hardy is telling us that war is almost an eternal part of the human condition, having been with us from the very beginning.

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FilmWise is one of the more devilish places I’ve learned about since I started lurking on Metafilter. If you’re bored and need to kill some time — or if you need something to do at the office when the boss isn’t looking — check out FilmWise’s quizzes, particularly the visual ones. Great stuff.

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As a genre, science fiction contains so much breadth within its borders that sometimes it’s hard just keeping track of all the various subgenres inside SF. This becomes a problem when one reads a SF book that one really enjoys, and then has a hard time finding other books similar to it. Yesterday I happened upon a webpage that helps in that regard: the If You Like This, Then You’ll Like That page. The page hasn’t been updated in two years, but there’s still a wealth of information here.

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