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- Hobbled Hobbes October 4, 2023
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Tag Archives: Bad Joke Friday
Bad Joke Friday: THE RETURN!!!
I used to run this weekly (kinda-sorta, you have to be patient with me when it comes to “weekly” features) item in the old days of Byzantium’s Shores, and as The Daughter texted me this one just an hour or so … Continue reading
Bad Joke Friday
My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together. At first it’s boring, but later on, it’s riveting.
Bad Joke Friday
Maybe I’ve used this one before. Maybe I haven’t. I dunno, it’s still bad.
Bad Joke Friday (Saturday edition)
I had this selected, but I forgot to post it. Sorry! (In the event this is too obscure)
Bad Joke Friday
I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches. But then I realized it would be a waist of time.
Bad Joke Friday
Said the Left Eye to the Right Eye: “Between us, something smells.”
Bad Joke Friday
The occasional feature triumphantly returns! For how long? Erm…we’ll see! (credit)
Bad Joke Friday
A curious new establishment sprang up on the summit of Mount Olympus overnight. Where once the Gods would sit, there was now a fast-casual bakery-cafe featuring salads, sandwiches, bagels, and soup in bread bowls, staffed entirely by satyrs playing reed … Continue reading