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Bad Joke Friday

Bad Joke Friday: THE RETURN!!!

2022-06-03
By: ksedinger
On: June 3, 2022
In: On Things I Find Funny
Tagged: Bad Joke Friday

I used to run this weekly (kinda-sorta, you have to be patient with me when it comes to “weekly” features) item in the old days of Byzantium’s Shores, and as The Daughter texted me this one just an hour or so ago while she was on break at work, I figured, why not share it here? So: There is a criminal on the loose stealing wheels from police cars. The cops are working tirelessly to catch them. Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….

Bad Joke Friday

2020-02-21
By: Kelly Sedinger
On: February 21, 2020
In: Uncategorized
Tagged: Bad Joke Friday

My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together. At first it’s boring, but later on, it’s riveting. Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….

Bad Joke Friday

2020-02-14
By: Kelly Sedinger
On: February 14, 2020
In: Uncategorized
Tagged: Bad Joke Friday

Maybe I’ve used this one before. Maybe I haven’t. I dunno, it’s still bad. Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….

Bad Joke Friday (Saturday edition)

2020-02-08
By: Kelly Sedinger
On: February 8, 2020
In: Uncategorized
Tagged: Bad Joke Friday

I had this selected, but I forgot to post it. Sorry! (In the event this is too obscure) Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….

Bad Joke Friday

2020-01-31
By: Kelly Sedinger
On: January 31, 2020
In: Uncategorized
Tagged: Bad Joke Friday

I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches. But then I realized it would be a waist of time. Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….

Bad Joke Friday

2020-01-24
By: Kelly Sedinger
On: January 24, 2020
In: Uncategorized
Tagged: Bad Joke Friday

Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….

Bad Joke Friday

2020-01-17
By: Kelly Sedinger
On: January 17, 2020
In: Uncategorized
Tagged: Bad Joke Friday

Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….

Bad Joke Friday

2020-01-10
By: Kelly Sedinger
On: January 10, 2020
In: Uncategorized
Tagged: Bad Joke Friday

Said the Left Eye to the Right Eye: “Between us, something smells.” Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….

Bad Joke Friday

2020-01-03
By: Kelly Sedinger
On: January 3, 2020
In: Uncategorized
Tagged: Bad Joke Friday

The occasional feature triumphantly returns! For how long? Erm…we’ll see! (credit) Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….

Bad Joke Friday

2019-11-02
By: Kelly Sedinger
On: November 2, 2019
In: Uncategorized
Tagged: Bad Joke Friday

A curious new establishment sprang up on the summit of Mount Olympus overnight. Where once the Gods would sit, there was now a fast-casual bakery-cafe featuring salads, sandwiches, bagels, and soup in bread bowls, staffed entirely by satyrs playing reed pipes. The Era of Zeus was over. The Pan Era had begun. Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….

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