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Bad Joke Friday
My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together. At first it’s boring, but later on, it’s riveting. Share This Post
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Maybe I’ve used this one before. Maybe I haven’t. I dunno, it’s still bad. Share This Post
Bad Joke Friday (Saturday edition)
I had this selected, but I forgot to post it. Sorry! (In the event this is too obscure) Share This Post
Bad Joke Friday
I was going to make myself a belt made out of watches. But then I realized it would be a waist of time. Share This Post
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Said the Left Eye to the Right Eye: “Between us, something smells.” Share This Post
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The occasional feature triumphantly returns! For how long? Erm…we’ll see! (credit) Share This Post
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A curious new establishment sprang up on the summit of Mount Olympus overnight. Where once the Gods would sit, there was now a fast-casual bakery-cafe featuring salads, sandwiches, bagels, and soup in bread bowls, staffed entirely by satyrs playing reed … Continue reading
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A friend posted this on Facebook, and it is well and truly bad. My dentist said he could put me under with gas, or with a canoe paddle. It was an ether/oar situation. Share This Post