Something for Thursday
OUR SCENE: A large suburban grocery store, where Your Humble Narrator is working to hang decorative string-lights above one of the departments. Along comes a HAPPY COWORKER WHO LIKES TO MAKE HAPPY JOKES. HAPPY COWORKER: [grinning widely] Hey! You light up my life! YOUR HUMBLE NARRATOR: [returns smile] Hey! I get that reference! HAPPY COWORKER: [still grinning, but a bit quizzically now] Reference? YOUR HUMBLE NARRATOR: [smile starts getting nervous] The song? HAPPY COWORKER: [somehow still grinning, even though she has completely no idea what YHN is talking about] Song? YOUR HUMBLE NARRATOR: [look of shell-shocked defeat] Nothing…. The HAPPY COWORKER goes off in search of more amusement, leaving YOUR HUMBLEDown the rabbit hole….