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Category Archives: On Things I Find Funny
Crosses “Hiking while stoned on ‘shrooms” off my list
Yeah, I don’t think I’ll be mixing hiking and recreational use of hallucinogenic mushrooms any time soon: NORTH ELBA, N.Y. — Two hikers in New York’s Adirondack Mountains called 911 to report a third member of their party had died, … Continue reading
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Ummm….
I, like many, worry about the rise of AI and the effects it’s going to have on jobs and human productivity. But maybe I can worry just a little less….
Take THAT, Home Depot!!!
Shopping for paint the other day for work, and I saw this. Yes, I laughed. I thought it wonderfully and subversively funny. Somehow this would be a lot less funny at Lowe’s.
In which I mine recent sporting events to make a gratuitous MAGNUM, PI reference
“Ivan? Did you see the sunrise this morning?”
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BUGS!!!
Earlier today on one of the Social Media Platforms, a friend and I noted the fact that the word bugs really does seem to be more inclusive of just insects, doesn’t it? Or, when you refer to bugs, are you referring to … Continue reading
Your Daily Dose of Christmas
It’s time for some Christmas humor! Funny takes on Christmas songs abound (though it’s interesting to note which songs lend themselves to humor more than others): (I would have posted the official video, but Mr. Yankovic has disabled the video … Continue reading
A Fine Addition to the Overall Discourse
I saw this video on TikTok the other day, and it amused me greatly. As the Official Self-Appointed Curator Of Internet Content Pertaining To Overalls, I am compelled to share it here. View this post on Instagram A post shared … Continue reading
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He’s alive but unconscious…just like Gerald Ford!
No, that’s not my joke in the post title, that’s a quote from Airplane! Anyway, tonight for dinner I made nachos, and I washed down my nachos with beer. Beer and nachos…this makes me remember this scene from The Simpsons. I hope … Continue reading
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“He will yet fill your mouth with laughter and your lips with shouts of joy.” (Job 8:21)
I saw these two memes over the last day or two, and I vetted them with Christian friends who vouched that they are, in fact, funny. So:
No, Robert AND Bruce. Not Robert THE Bruce. That’s different.
I’ve seen a few of these photos surfacing online the last few months, and they make me really happy because there’s a kind of absurdity going on. These are behind-the-scenes snapshots from JAWS, featuring actor Robert Shaw and “Bruce” the Shark, … Continue reading