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I am no expert on poetry. I love reading poetry, but — like short fiction — I never think I read enough of it. And when I do read poetry, I tend to focus on the content and the imagery and what the words are saying. That’s a lot of the battle, to be sure, but I’ve never been worth a damn as far as analyzing the mechanics of poetry. I don’t know anything about “scansion”, I’m not well versed in matters of rhyme scheme and meter (hey, Jason, are there any good introductory books on this stuff?), and aside from the really obvious ones — sonnets, haiku — I don’t know anything about form in poetry. When I read Dylan Thomas’s “Do Not Go Gentle” years ago, I thought a lot about its meditations on death and dying, and I didn’t know until a couple of months ago that it follows a specific form (it’s a vilanelle, apparently).

So I don’t know if it’s true that poetry is dead. But somehow I doubt it.

I’m not equipped to really evaluate this guy’s arguments, except to note that his main claim seems to be that he can’t name a single contemporary poet, so poetry has ipso facto become irrelevant. Well, I can’t name a contemporary painter, and yet I doubt painting is dead; I don’t know of any contemporary dancers in ballet, and yet I doubt ballet is dead; and how may people can name a contemporary classical music composer?

If you look around, I suspect you’ll find that everything is dead to somebody. Poetry is dead. Classical music is dead. Film music is dead. Liberalism is dead. Conservatism is dead. Evolution is dead. History is dead. Baseball is dead. Fantasy is dead. Science fiction is dead. Blogging is dead. Good burgers are dead.

About the only thing that isn’t dead these days is Elvis.

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Well, it’s official: SDB has become a conservative. I know this comes as no great surprise, really, but I’ve expected more of him than just cranky “They’re taking over our campuses and indoctrinating our young” posts. I don’t so much mind him being a conservative, really, even if he refuses the label. It’s that with this post he’s become an ordinary one.

And as usual, his writing on science and engineering stuff is far more interesting than his conspiracy-minded political meanderings.

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(WARNING: I reveal below SPOILERS for episodes of 24 and The West Wing. Tread carefully.)

Boy, the 25th Amendment to the United States Constitution is sure getting a workout on TV these days.

First, on 24 the other night, Vice President Prescott engineered a cabinet meeting to discuss the fitness of President Palmer to execute the duties of his office. Following the detonation of a nuclear bomb on American soil, evidence has turned up implicating “three Middle-Eastern countries” in the plot; a military operation has been drawn up and launched, but President Palmer has called it off because Our Man Jack Bauer is after evidence that the whole thing is made up. But everybody else in Palmer’s administration is insisting that the attack proceed, lest they lose the element of surprise. Thus the scheme to remove Palmer from power, which at the end of this week’s episode, succeeded as Prescott took the Oath of Office and Palmer was escorted to a holding room. This all invoked the part of the 25th Amendment dealing with how a disabled or incapacitated President can be removed from office.

Then, last night on The West Wing, newcomer lawyer Joe Quincy — played by Matthew Perry — started sniffing out some details regarding a couple of minor press leaks in the White House, and he eventually turned up evidence that it was Vice President Hoynes who was doing the leaking, in the process of carrying out an extra-marital affair with a woman who has just received a seven-figure advance for a tell-all book. Thus, Hoynes resigned the Vice Presidency, leaving President Bartlet and crew also up against the 25th Amendment, the part that deals with a vacancy in the Vice Presidency. Bartlet now has to name a new Vice President, who will take office upon confirmation of both houses of Congress.

Who says you don’t learn useful stuff on TV?

(Oh, and I’m glad to see Matthew Perry getting a chance to “stretch his wings” a bit on The West Wing. I’ve always been of the opinion that he’s the most talented actor on Friends — Jennifer Aniston being a close second — and since he keeps getting crappy film work, maybe he’ll get to demonstrate more of his range in a drama like TWW. Aaron Sorkin’s writing is a different animal than what’s on Friends, and even last night I couldn’t detect any of the trademark “Chandlerisms” that I had feared.)

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American Idol was something of a shocker last night. Trenyce ended up making her exit, which was not totally unexpected at some point soon; lately she’s been ratchetting up the “Frenetic Factor” in her performances in an attempt to catch up with Clay Aiken, Ruben Studdard and the quickly-ascending Kimberley Locke. (I may well have misspelled a number of names here. Oops.) Conventional wisdom, not only by the judges but by just about everyone I’ve seen or heard discussing the show, is that Trenyce and Josh Gracin were to exit soon, and the smart money last night was on Josh being eliminated. Yeah, he’s a Marine and all, but the fact is, with each passing week he looks more like a fish flopping about on the deck of the boat after being plucked from the water. Josh’s voice and performing style are geared to what he’s admitted is his first love — country music — and he’s simply at a gross disadvantage in trying to perform the pop stuff featured on American Idol. Trenyce has done pretty well lately, but Josh’s performances have been shaky at best.

So, jaws across America dropped to the floor last night when Josh was voted “Safe” and Ruben was put in the bottom two, to be possibly eliminated. Ruben — the crowd-favorite who’s been favored to win the whole thing pretty much since it began. When that announcement was made, the live audience lustily booed, judges Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul nearly hit the roof in anger, and Simon Cowell literally said, “What?”, thinking he’d misheard.

My take on what happened is that, for some reason, Josh has built up some good-will by taking potshots at Simon on live TV. I suspect Josh pulled in a pretty big “sympathy” vote this week, but after the voters were scolded by Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul that it’s not a popularity contest but a singing competition, I expect things to get back to normal — especially now that all the sudden-Josh voters see how close they came to eliminating Ruben, who is so far and away a better performer than Josh it’s not even questionable. Josh was able to parlay some anti-Simon feelings into staying alive one more week, but I really don’t think that’s likely to work again. If he lashes out next week, he’ll just start looking snarky.

Hey, at least I’m not watching that show with all the guys in masks or whatever.

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