Those Autumn Leaves….

It’s officially fall. I love fall. Fall is the best time of year. I love leaves falling, crispness in the air, weather that screams out for a pot of chili for dinner. I love it when it’s slightly too cold to go out without a jacket but slightly too warm to go out with one. I love the beginning of football season and the climax of baseball season. And so help me, I even love seeing the Christmas decorations in the stores in October.

But then, I have it on good authority that I’m somewhat off-kilter.

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My First, and Only, comment on the Emmy Awards

I caught just a couple of minutes of the Emmys last night (I always want to type that “Emmies”, by the way). The only awards show I ever really like watching is the Oscars, just because…well, I don’t know. Just because, I guess. But I caught enough of it to know that I really wish Jon Stewart had a network show. That’s all.

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One more blog, and he gets a set of steak knives.

And, on his other blog, John Scalzi talks about reading speed. He apparently reads really fast. I’m not sure if I’m a fast reader or not. I know that I can be; when I first read Stephen R. Donaldson’s Chronicles of Thomas Covenant, I got through them all in less than two weeks (both trilogies). But I had a college room-mate who encountered them for the first time when he picked up my copies, and he polished them off in about three days.

I also tend to have multiple books going at once, and those will fall into categories: what I call “Waypost” books, meaning books I intend to finish fairly quickly, and “Companion” books, which are the books that I dip into a small amount at a time. Thus, right now one of my “Waypost” books is James Clavell’s Shogun, which I’m about one-fifth of the way through, while The Iliad is one of my “Companion” books – – I tend to read no more than four pages or so of it in a day. I also try to get through books that I’m reviewing for GMR faster than I do books that I’m reading for my own amusement and amazement, because there is a certain obligation connected with those books.

I’m well-acquainted with the “Book so good I wish it didn’t have to end” phenomenon – – Guy Gavriel Kay’s books do it to me, frex – – but I don’t translate that into slower reading. If anything, I tend to plow through them even faster, because I can’t help myself. I’m a big fan of allowing myself to be swept away by narrative, and pacing myself in reading simply goes against every part of my being. I read a Gene Wolfe essay about Lord of the Rings once, in which Wolfe wrote that when he first read LOTR he allowed himself a single chapter a day, but with the provision that he could re-read anything up to that day’s chapter to his heart’s content. I couldn’t do that. When I get a book that commands me to keep reading, I plow ahead until I either finish or I realize that if I don’t put the damn thing down now I am going to only get about four hours’ sleep.

Finally, John says that he envies people who read slower, because – – I am paraphrasing – – they get to spend more time in the authors’ worlds. I think I envy John more, though. If there’s one thing about death that scares the living crap out of me, it’s that it will inevitably happen at a time when I’ve still got a pile of books to get through. But then, that’s true for anyone, no matter how fast they read.

(By the way, I wonder if there is any correlation between reading speed and writing output?)

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Increase your traffic! Free viagra!

John Scalzi provides some pointers on how to ask other bloggers for links to one’s own blog. It’s all good advice, so anyone just starting out should go see what he has to say.

I typically don’t do this. I’ve actually done it twice, and both times I felt mildly uncomfortable about it. Neither instance resulted in a link, and after the second one I pretty much decided I wouldn’t bother trying again. But occasionally it’s tempting. I have left links to posts of mine in other bloggers’ comment threads, if I wrote something here on the topic of the thread in question that was too long-winded to actually post in the thread. But actually e-mailing someone to say, “I comment on this on my blog today” just doesn’t appeal to me. (Plus, with services like the Ecosystem and Sitemeter and Technorati and all the rest, e-mails like that can actually be redundant, if the blogger’s paying attention to such things.)

Part of my problem with it is that it seems to me like begging, which in some ways it probably is. Sometimes, when I write something that seems to me fairly coherent if not downright insightful (shut up, you!) and no one notices it outside of my regular readers, it can feel somewhat like those times in junior high when the popular kids were talking about something you personally knew a lot about, but they wouldn’t let you in on the conversation. Of course, that’s not really the case (mostly), but with blogging being as isolated a hobby as it is, that’s rather how it feels.

And then there’s the disconnected feeling one gets when a “throwaway” post, in which one just tosses off a snarky rant about something that’s not generally what one writes about, actually does get noticed and linked by others. “Harumph!” one thinks. “I bleed intellectual stuff every day and nobody cares, but when I let loose with some random anger, that gets noticed!” Well…yeah, in way, that’s what happens. What to do there is just accept it and hope that some of the new visitors following the unexpected links stick around for all the good stuff. That’s how readerships get developed.

Just a couple of other thoughts on this: If you decide that you do want to e-mail other bloggers for links, don’t shoot for the big boys immediately. Try for some of the second-tier ones out there – – again, the Ecosystem is a good guide – – because those bloggers probably don’t get as many “Hey, I commented!” e-mails as the Instapundits and Atrios’s and SDBs out there. And a good trick that I’ve employed from time-to-time is the “HTML Tutor” role. Now, I am no genius when it comes to page design, but if you happen across a blogger who writes something like “I’d like my blog to look like _____” or “I wish I could figure out how to display _____” or something similar, and you know how to do it, e-mail them with the instructions on how to do so, and make sure you give them your URL. If they’re classy – – and by far, most bloggers are – – they will thank you publicly with a link, and if they are classy and they like your content, they’ll put you in their blogroll. Bloggers like being helped along, and they will remember who did the helping.

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You guys are the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked!

Boy, what a crappy game that was. But, not totally unexpected: the Dolphins seem to be living up to their usual modus operandi: starting the season strong, which will presumably be followed by a major fade in November and December. The Bills usually lose game in Miami if they’re scheduled in September, so the fact that they lost this one doesn’t really surprise me. The next time these two teams meet will be the second-to-last game of the year for both, on December 21. Circle that date now.

I wasn’t surprised that the Bills had difficulty getting their passing game opened up, really. I was surprised at the complete failure of the Bills’ running game. I don’t just mean they had trouble running the ball; they literally couldn’t run the ball, and that’s just a week after Travis Henry had 21 carries for a mere 26 yards in the previous game. So now I’m wondering if last year wasn’t an indicator of Henry’s talent so much as a career year. I really hope this gets on track soon; otherwise the Bills will be sorely tempted to rush Willis McGahee into play later this year when he’s cleared to return from his injury, and I want him to sit as much of the year out as possible. (The guy’s a potential superstar, but that injury is not one you want to risk by coming back too early.) The Bills seemed to abandon the running game almost immediately, and they too quickly took on the look of flailing on offense, which played right into Miami’s hands.

And I have no idea what was up with that trick play in the second quarter. That’s two weeks in a row that the Bills have tried a trick play and had it go disastrously awry. The only upside here was getting yet more evidence that Joe Theissman has no idea what he’s talking about, ever: he babbled on about how the Dolphins’ defensive line came up and screwed up the halfback option pass, and how the Dolphins’ cornerback read the play all the way, blah blah blah…and not once did he mention the fact that Travis Henry underthrew the ball something awful, not putting it deep enough and hanging it in the air.

The Bills’ defense played very well, especially with being on the field for so long. They even showed more signs of a pass rush. So, I’d say that the Bills need to pay the running game less lip service and pay it more game service. Don’t abandon the run so quickly, Gregg Williams! Anyhoo, next up the Bills have a home game against the Eagles, who are 0-2 and coming off a bye week. That’ll be a tough game.

:: The Vikings are not only 3-0, but all three wins are division wins. Impressive.

:: Who are these unscoring guys wearing the San Francisco uniforms?

That’s about all. Once again, the day was too nice for a lot of football-watching.

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Chickens in the Mist, part the fifth.

(Explanation)

:: S.L. VIEHL.

(Note: this bit of parody is being offered today because the defenseless pigeon Honored Victim has, most graciously, sponsored Byzantium’s Shores with the Blogger people, which means that the banner ad is now gone. Thanks to a classy person!)

What a fine club: The SFWA has decided to revise its rules for poultry membership. As of January 1, 2009, only turkeys will be allowed to join, and then only if they stay on their side of the road. The SFWA people are a bunch of road-crossing-chicken snobs. That’s why I don’t go to cons.

I’m tired: I went to bed at 3:00 a.m., and I woke up at 3:13. Yeah, I know, but it’s Florida and it’s hot, and besides, the real-estate guy didn’t tell me when I bought this house that my street is a major route for the Migratory Chicken. Clucking bastards…but anyway, I decided to stay up. I wrote 4,587 words by six, taking a break for a quick breakfast of fresh eggs (benefits of migrating chickens outside my doorstep). Then I wrote 9,482 more words before lunch. After lunch, I had to delete 5,233 words because they were all “mellifluous”. (Literally. I actually used the word “Mellifluous” five thousand times. It happens when you’re distracted by chickens.)

Oooooh, pretty! I found some wonderful bedsheets today with pictures of chickens on them. I’ll use them in a quilt. Wouldn’t it be cool if I could find some panels with pictures of roads too? Then my quilt could go, “chicken-road-chicken-road-chicken-road”….

Lit snobs: Oh, so Harold Bloom doesn’t like chickens! Well, he can just sit in his ivory tower and eat game hens, then. I’ll bet he’s just jealous because they cross my road and not his. Or else he sits on his porch and throws empty cans at them…”Git outta my street, chickens!”

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Won’t anyone please think of the Children!!

Via MeFi: It’s Banned Books Week. As always, many of the titles on the Most Challenged 100 Books List are surprising: How To Eat Fried Worms? Well, I recall not liking it in fourth grade, but banning it? Yeesh….anyway, the Judy Blume quote at the top of the page laments books that won’t get written because they might end up on this list. Maybe I’m warped, but I’m the type to try to write books that are likely to get on this list.

Anyway, read a challenged book.

(Crossposted to Collaboratory.)

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Writing Update

The novel-in-progress, The Finest Deed, stands at just under 43,000 words. (In a mass-market paperback, that’s somewhere around 100 pages, give-or-take ten or fifteen pages.) I encountered a few difficult spots a while back, which resulted from this book’s nature (being the second part of a two-part story, with a world-situation already in place), but I think I’ve got those problems ironed out now. I don’t work with outlines, so my approach is basically “Toss it against the wall and whatever’s still sticking when I’m done is the book.”

For some reason, I’ve slacked off on the short fiction lately, but I’m hoping to return to the story I’ve allowed to sit fallow for a month while I kicked around plot problems with the novel. The story is about a homeless card player who goes on a very improbably lucky streak, or at least that’s what I think it’s about. The problem with stories is that they tend to end up being about things you didn’t think they were about when you started.

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Guess who’s coming to dinner….

Stephen King is to be awarded an honorary National Book Award for lifetime achievement, and some literati aren’t happy about it. Witness Harold Bloom’s sniveling dismissal:

“He is a man who writes what used to be called penny dreadfuls…That they could believe that there is any literary value there or any aesthetic accomplishment or signs of an inventive human intelligence is simply a testimony to their own idiocy.”

This is another fine example of the never-ending tension between “What is popular” and “What is good”. King is popular, we are told; he is “for the masses”. This extends further to disdain for “genre” books, including – – you guessed it – – science fiction, fantasy, and horror. And even more, people who are “in the know” tell us that King is not “literature”, in some objective sense. So, awarding King for literary merit is yet another example of the dumbing down of literature and art; we’re opening the gates and letting in the riffraff.

My position on this is fairly simple: This is pure nonsense.

Back when I was active on Usenet, particularly in the film music newsgroup, these kinds of discussions would crop up all of the time. What made them interesting, for a while (until they got ridiculously repetitive), was their two-fold nature: there were the people who were appalled that James Horner or Alan Silvestri, two composers working today, should be mentioned in the same sentence as Miklos Rozsa or Bernard Herrmann (two of the greats of yesteryear). This was total outrage, they said; the latter were the great Hollywood maestros of yesteryear, while the former were competent composers at best or total hacks at worst.

What these discussions almost always boiled down to was the insistence of some that there were objective qualities by which it could be factually established that John Williams was inferior to Mikos Rozsa. My position – – that it was all little more than a matter of opinion, combined with time and influence – – was always met with the objection that there really are objective criteria by which John Williams could be factually established as inferior to Rozsa, much as there are objective criteria by which the Moon can be factually established as less massive than, say, Mars. Problems would arise, though, when I would simply ask the question: “What are those objective criteria?”

The answers would invariably be things like: “Rozsa has a sense of style. You always know you’re listening to Rozsa and not someone else. Rozsa’s music is grounded in a long, symphonic tradition. Rozsa had a long influence. Rozsa wrote well-regarded concert works.” In short, the only “objective criteria” ever advanced were statements that were either themselves opinions, or statements that were also true of Williams, thereby merely postponing by a step the arrival at mere opinion.

And then people would hem and haw and say things like, “Well, when you look at so-and-so’s music objectively, you can’t help but notice the faults like X.” I always found it interesting that people telling me to “be objective” were also of the belief that they were the ones taking the “objective” view. Roger Ebert put it best a while back: “When someone tells you to write an ‘objective’ review, what they’re really asking you to do is write a review that agrees with their subjective opinion.” I once had someone tell me that my views on these matters meant that I must therefore deny the possibility of science, which struck me as one of the odder things I’ve ever heard, because I’ve never yet seen any convincing rationale for artistic greatness being a matter for scientific thought. The rejoinder here, of course, was that we can discuss art “rationally”, but reason and science are not the same thing.

Ultimately, I am forced to agree with William Goldman: There is no “Best”, and when I say “I think Casablanca makes a greater artistic statement than Gone With the Wind“, what I’m really saying is that I like Casablanca more.

I read a lot of critics and reviews, because I think their writings are often informative. Critics are almost always very well-steeped in their chosen fields, so one can learn a great deal from them, about the history and development of the field, which works shaped the field and which might have, but didn’t (and thus went on to become “unjustly neglected masterworks”). But I’ve always been deeply suspicious of critics as judges of what is good and what is bad, because – – and there is simply no other way to say this – – they so very, very often get it wrong.

When I was a music student in college, I read a book called A Lexicon of Musical Invective, at the behest of one of my professors. This book has a very simply conceit: it is a collection of very nasty critical comments about many works of classical music that would later form the backbone of the classical “canon”, comments written by the leading critics of the day. One such critic said that Die Gotterdammerung should actually be titled, Die Goddamnerung; we had Philip Hale saying that “It would be nice if Mr. Brahms would use a little melody once in a while” – – this about the Fourth Symphony; and many more. And all of them, wrong. How could this be? How could all of these critics be so staggeringly wrong? After all, these were the holders of the “objective standards” in their day. If the “Standards” are really standards, how did they blunder so badly?

The answer, obviously, is that the critics were applying the standards of their own times. But that’s most definitely only the smallest part of what constitutes artistic greatness. As far as I can see, the best standard of greatness is simply the test of time: what is great is what lasts. To return, then, to Mr. King above, if people are still reading him one hundred years from now – – and I think it likely that, for at least some of his works, they will be – – then I suspect Mr. Bloom’s vitriol will only be remembered in a future Lexicon of Literary Invective. The critics are reduced to crystal-ball status, and as such, they have little more reliability than any other set of prognosticators.

Critics can tell us what they like, and they can do a better job than most of telling us why they like it. But when it comes to telling us what future audiences will like, they’re as lost-at-sea as the rest of us.

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