The Ten Rules

Via Teresa Nielsen Hayden I see Elmore Leonard’s Ten Rules for Writers, which are a pretty interesting lot. I agree with most of them, although I’m not sure it’s such a bad thing to open with the weather. But then, I’m from Buffalo, and we’re a meteorologically-obsessed bunch.

I particularly agree with the bits about dialogue attribution. I try to never use anything more than “said”, a lesson which took me years to learn after my sixth grade English teacher pontificated that “Said is dead”. And so help me, if there’s one word that should never ever ever be used as dialogue attribution, it is “ejaculated”. I’m sorry, but to me, that word has but one use, and a character saying something ain’t it.

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Pizza’s on the RIAA!!

In the mail today I received my check for that class-action lawsuit against the recording companies for years of price-gouging on CDs. The grand total?

$13.86.

All those times I inadvisably took my college meal or rent money and bought CDs, all those trips all over town on the release dates of filmscore albums, all the mileage over the years resulting in a CD collection numbering over 600 discs….fourteen bucks seems fair, I guess.

I have to admit, though, I was never really one to bitch about the price of CDs, although I’m very surprised that faced with the new competition of digital distribution, the RIAA’s approach is to militantly protect its high price points as opposed to trying to price their own products more competitively. All that aside, though, I never figured sixteen bucks was a ridiculous amount for a full-price CD — I mean, that’s roughly two-and-a-half times the cost of a movie admission, and if I play a CD six times in the years I own it, well, those six hours of entertainment come in cheaper than going to the movies.

But then I look at things like the Naxos label, and I consider the fact that I can often buy a DVD of a film for less than the filmscore CD of the same film, and then I start getting a little annoyed. But still, only a little.

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It’s the day after yesterday! I’ve traveled into the future!

No, folks, there were no posts yesterday. Between getting four hours of sleep on both of the preceding two nights, and the settling in of a mild cold yesterday, I just had no energy to devote to blogging.

It’s been a fairly uneventful couple of days at the store, as well, so I don’t even have anything nifty or icky to report from there — except that I got to watch the trash compactor mangle one of those cafeteria-style tables with folding legs, which we tossed in there because it had several large cracks in its top. That was pretty cool.

(I’m starting to wonder if maybe I wasn’t meant for writing but for demolitions.)

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What follows are links to posts about specific books written in the first year of Byzantium’s Shores, listed alphabetically by author. A similar index for the second year will appear in a later post, although that one will be shorter not because I read less but because I shifted away from my original concept for this blog as an online reading-diary.

I am omitting very short posts of the “Read this, hated it” variety, and I am also leaving out books covered in “omnibus” posts where I write about a given book for no more than a single paragraph. And I have not posted about every book I’ve read here, so this does not constitute a complete list of all of my reading since the blog began!

FICTION

Alexander, Lloyd. Westmark

Anderson, Kevin J. Hidden Empire: The Saga of Seven Suns, book one

Bellairs, John. The Face in the Frost.

Blessing, Lee. A Walk In the Woods (play)

Brin, David. Sundiver.

Carver, Jeffrey. Eternity’s End

Chabon, Michael. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay

Clarke, Arthur C. 3001: The Final Odyssey

Collins, Max Allan. Road to Perdition (also review of the film)

Czerneda, Julie. A Thousand Words for Stranger

Doyle, Debra and MacDonald, James. The Price of the Stars

Ellis, Warren and Cassaday, John. Planetary

Flynn, Michael. Firestar

Follett, Ken. Jackdaws

Gaiman, Neil. American Gods

Gaiman, Neil. Coraline.

Haldeman, Joe. The Forever War

Jackson, Shirley. The Haunting of Hill House

King, Stephen. Hearts in Atlantis

Koontz, Dean. Watchers

Lee, Sharon and Miller, Steve. Local Custom

Long, Jeff. The Descent

Monteleone, Thomas. The Blood of the Lamb

Moore, Alan and Gibbons, Dave. Watchmen.

Paul, Barbara. Kill Fee

Penman, Sharon Kay. The Queen’s Man.

Shaara, Jeff. Rise to Rebellion

Steinbeck, John. The Grapes of Wrath.

Zahn, Timothy. Conqueror’s Heritage

NON-FICTION

Basbanes, Nicholas. Patience and Fortitude: A Roving Chronicle of Book People, Book Places, and Book Culture.

Briggs, Raymond. Ethel and Ernest

Carter, Jimmy. Christmas in Plains.

Dubal, David. Evenings With Horowitz

Johnson, Haynes. The Best of Times: America in the Clinton Years

Klein, Joe. The Natural: The Misunderstood Presidency of Bill Clinton

Lee, Stan. Excelsior!

Lerner, Alan Jay. The Street Where I Live

Moore, Michael. Stupid White Men.

Morgan, Joe. Long Balls, No Strikes

Morrell, David. Lessons From a Lifetime of Writing

Rees, Martin. Our Cosmic Habitat

Shatner, William. Get a Life!

Spiegelman, Art. Maus: A Survivor’s Tale

Thomas, Helen. Front Row at the White House: My Life and Times

Winick, Judd. Pedro and Me: Friendship, Loss, and What I Learned

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“Hail to the Chief” has lyrics?

Yes, apparently the tune played for the entry of the President of the United States has lyrics — and it originally comes from an English stage play based on Sir Walter Scott’s poem The Lady of the Lake? The things you learn these days!

I gleaned this factoid from a neat little book called Songs Sung Red, White and Blue: The Stories Behind America’s Best-Loved Patriotic Songs by Ace Collins. It’s a pretty interesting volume to dip into, for the background behind such songs as “This Land Is Your Land”, “God Bless America”, “The Star-Spangled Banner”, and the like.

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I’m paid to drill holes in stuff.

Today at the store, a situation arose which required me to put my carpentry skills to use. Problem is, my carpentry skills are such that Habitat For Humanity would very likely say “Thanks, but no thanks” were I to ever volunteer for them. The boss described the problem and told me how to best fix it (basically, a piece of clear acrylic is supposed to fit into a wooden frame, but keeps popping out because the frame itself isn’t entirely stable). I pointed out my lack of carpentry skills, and the fact that this would likely result in a fairly messy job being done, but the boss replied, “It’s not a chair for the Pope, you know.”

Alrighty then.

Two drill-holes and a bit of split wood from hammering in a nail halfway later, the mission was accomplished.

Oh well.

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Two questions? That’s it?

Lynn Sislo provides yet more questioning food-for-thought. Somehow, she always poses questions that are interesting. Today’s are:

If you could have as a pet, any creature from science fiction what would you choose?

Well, I could annoy any David Weber fans amonst my readership by choosing one of those telepathic cat things from the Honor Harrington books. (I’ve only read two of those novels, but I have it on good authority that the kitties get really annoying later on.) I don’t really recall too many pets from the SF I’ve explored, so maybe I’d just go with a “sehlat”, an indigenous species of the planet Vulcan. These were never shown, but when Dr. McCoy beamed with delight at Spock’s mother Amanda’s description of a sehlat as a Vulcan teddy bear, Spock pointed out that on Vulcan, the teddy bears are alive and have six-inch fangs.

Sticking with Star Trek, one beastie I would not want as a pet is a Ceti eel, those nasty things from The Wrath of Khan that burrow into the skull through the human ear, even though Khan told his victims (Capt. Terrell and Commander Chekov) to “think of them as pets”.

If you could own any device from science fiction what would you choose?

I assume that by “device”, we’re talking about something one can hold — not a ship or vehicle, in other words. Assuming that weapons are an option, the obvious choice is a lightsaber. No doubt about it. If we’re ruling out weapons, then one of the tricorders from Star Trek would be pretty neat, since they can apparently scan for nearly anything. Or, quite frankly, I’d love to have that little marble of Obi Wan’s in Attack of the Clones that fills a room with a holographic, three-dimensional star map.

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“Sungmanitutonka ob waci”

I was looking on my shelves for a movie to watch the other night, and on the bottom shelf I found a movie I hadn’t watched in at least five years, this despite the fact that this same movie completely floored me when I saw it in its initial release. The movie was Dances With Wolves, and it’s been so long that my pan-and-scan VHS copy of it is now showing the telltale signs of decay — bad tracking in spots, sound that muffles in places, et cetera. After watching it almost anew, having forgotten a large number of the smaller plot details, the film has shot to very near the top of my “Get the DVD” list (along with that two-disc Casablanca set and The Adventures of Robin Hood).

When you get a discussion of the Oscars going with people who see a lot of movies, one of the most common examples of a year in which the wrong film was purportedly given Best Picture is 1991. That was the year that first-time director Kevin Costner’s Dances With Wolves took the big prize over Martin Scorcese’s GoodFellas, in an eerie repeat of ten years earlier when first-time director Robert Redford’s Ordinary People beat out Martin Scorcese’s Raging Bull. (Now there is an example of the Academy getting it staggeringly wrong. Does anybody watch, or read, Ordinary People any more?) I can sort-of see the complaint: I remember GoodFellas being a very good film. Although I haven’t seen it in at least ten years, I remember it being pretty absorbing, and I’m one who has very little interest in stories about the Mafia or organized crime. I have yet to see any of the Godfather movies all the way through, for example.

I know that Dances With Wolves has fallen pretty seriously out of favor, much like Titanic and Forrest Gump have, but so help me, to this day I think it’s still a better movie than GoodFellas. (Keeping in mind, of course, my constant belief that there is no such thing, really, as “best”.) This does pose an interesting question: should I rank a film that engages me despite my complete lack of interest in its genre higher than a film that engages me much more, but in a genre to which I’m more sympathetic? I’ll leave that for another time — for now, suffice it to say that while I admired GoodFellas, I really don’t have much desire to ever see it again.

So, about Dances With Wolves. There is a lot to praise in the film on a technical basis, of course. The cinematography is amazing: I don’t recall any movie, except this one, ever making me think, “Damn, I gotta go see South Dakota one of these days!” (If you get off I-90, there are some very beautiful spots in South Dakota. It’s not all flatlands punctuated by billboards for Wall Drug.) John Barry’s score is just gorgeous. (An expanded edition of the CD is apparently in the works.) The build-up to the buffalo hunt is still a great sequence, accelerating the tempo until we’re in the midst of a full-fledged stampede.

The film is, to my way of thinking, a clinic on pacing: even in the four-hour director’s cut, I was never conscious of the passage of time. And while I wasn’t moved to tears quite so often this time as I was when I first saw the movie (when I started blubbering when Cisco, the horse, was shot and never really stopped), I did still weep at the end when, as Dances With Wolves and Stands With A Fist are leaving the camp, Wind In His Hair goes to a high clifftop and shouts his hard-won friendship with Dances With Wolves for all to hear.

What impressed me most about the film this time was the fact that none of the characters are wasted; the film is full of small moments of character development and many of the minor players who only appear in a handful of scenes have arcs of their own — a young Sioux named Smiles A Lot, for instance, comes of age over the course of the film, although it’s easy to miss: the first time we see him, he is too young to be taken with war parties, but at the film’s end he accompanies his first war party to rescue Dances With Wolves from the American soldiers. And even those soldiers’ commanding officer is shown to be somewhat honorable, and after he is killed in the fight at the river, Dances With Wolves stops Wind In His Hair from scalping him.

The film’s director’s cut plays down the “noble savage” aspects of the story (which I never found all that overt in the first place). People who have only seen the theatrical version will remember a shot in which the tribe comes upon a field littered with skinned buffalo carcasses, and wagon-wheel tracks leading away from the scene; but in the director’s cut, after that scene the tribe sends a band of warriors out to kill those white hunters, and Lt. Dunbar, appalled at the joy with which the tribe celebrates these deaths, refuses to sleep amongst them. And much later, Dances With Wolves — John Dunbar, no more — feels the same desire to kill some whites who have intruded upon the tribe’s sacred grounds. This change is depicted, but left unremarked.

I also found a certain subtext to the film of how much might have been different if one thing, along the way, had been different. What if the Union General hadn’t been there to see John Dunbar’s suicide attempt? What if the commanding officer of Fort Hayes had not been insane? Perhaps, then, he would not have allowed Fort Sedgwick to go unsupplied for so long, and thus perhaps Captain Cargill and his men would still have been there when Dunbar arrived. What if Stands With A Fist’s husband had not been killed? Would Dunbar have become so deeply entwined with the tribe had there not been the added factor of his falling in love with her? What if that honorable officer at the end — the one whose body Dances With Wolves insists be allowed to lay unmolested — had recognized Dances With Wolves as the Army officer who had passed him in the hall at Fort Hayes a year before? I admire the way a lot of the story developments in Dances With Wolves hinge upon circumstances of which the characters are often completely unaware, in the way that our lives are often affected or even shaped by the actions of people we never meet and whose existence we never know.

Is Dances With Wolves sentimental? Yes, probably, but I never found it too thick — in fact, it is understated, in many places — and in any case, I rather enjoy sentiment now and then. I like raw emotion in my stories.

(The title of this post is, of course, the name “Dances With Wolves” in Lakota. I found it here. Some linguistic speculation can be found in this PDF document.)

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Ohhhhh, man, that’s the stuff….

I’ve been buying ground coffee lately for use on mornings when I have to get up early and go to work, since I don’t much feel like dragging down the grinder and messing around with whole beans while I’m getting ready and since the grinder is freakishly noisy anyway — it would awaken the other members of the domicile. Thus, I’ve relegated grinding the beans fresh, myself, to the weekends. And my God, does coffee brewed from freshly ground beans taste so much better than the preground stuff! I always knew this to be true, but it’s one of those little things that you continually rediscover, like the fact that meat cooked outside always tastes better. We always praise acts of discovery, but no one much talks about rediscovery, do they?

Anybody else have any truths they continually rediscover?

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