Reviews

I had a couple of book reviews run at GMR a while back:

:: Ensign Flandry, a space opera novel by Poul Anderson. Now I need to track down the other titles in the Flandry sequence. This book was quite a bit of fun.

(But as an aside, let’s talk about cover art for a moment. Apparently the book has been repackaged as part of a series called Flandry of Terra, and via Amazon, here’s the cover art for that repackaging:

That looks pretty dour, serious, and frankly, a little dull. My review copy of the book, though, sported this cover:

Frankly, if I see these two books adjacent one another on the shelf at Borders, I know which one I’m picking up, if I’m looking for an SF adventure yarn. That’s what that second cover indicates (and it’s actually pretty reflective of events in the story itself, too, which isn’t always the case with SF cover art). That first cover says to me “Serious Hard-SF here”, which isn’t what Ensign Flandry is, and it says it in fairly generic fashion, too. Lots of SF novels look like that, and the gleaming eye-thing actually makes me think that Locutus of Borg had kids. When did we decide that SF novels have to have cover art that’s so dull?)

:: A Chalice of Wind is the first book in a young-adult horror series. Not bad, if you like that sort of thing. Better characterization that most YA stuff I’ve read recently.

:: The Caliph’s House: A Year in Casablanca is a wonderful read in a genre I’ve recently developed a fascination for. I’m not sure what you’d even call this particular genre, but it involves people who are unsatisfied with their current lives, so they uproot and move to someplace completely different. This fellow moved his family from London to Morocco, and his memoir of that year is by turns hilarious and harrowing. (This is also one of the few books about which I ever found myself thinking as I was reading, “This would make a great movie.)

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Oh yeah, they did play last week….

I’ve just realized that I never posted anything about the Buffalo Bills’ defeat of the Miami Dolphins last Sunday (final score 16-6).

That game, coupled with the Bills’ surprisingly tough play in a loss at New England on opening day, seems to have fueled a lot of optimism over the Bills in these parts, with some people on the radio talk shows saying things like, “Hey, if the defense keeps playing like this, and the offense keeps playing OK without making any huge bonehead mistakes, and if the division is really as bad as it looks, and if the Bills sacrifice a live chicken to Jo’Bu every full moon, maybe they can make the playoffs this year!”

Well, not so fast. They got a surprising road win, which is huge — it’s also JP Losman’s first road win, which is nice to see, even if he did throw for only 83 yards on a handful of pass attempts. Hey, whatever works. And for the guys at FootballOutsiders.com who are making fun of the Bills for taking the same general approach to offense that last year’s Chicago Bears took, I’d only point out that based on last year, I didn’t read a single good thing about Rex Grossman heading into this year — and that guy, with some experience and some winning under his belt went out last week and threw for over 300 yards and four touchdowns. So, if Losman follows the same path, you know, I’m fine with it.

Of course, the Bills won’t follow the Chicago blueprint to the playoffs, because their defense isn’t nearly as good as the Bears’ was last year. I still think a 6-10 record is realistic for this team. But if eight or nine of those losses look like the loss to the StuPats, and if the wins look like the Miami game, I’ll be pretty optimistic for 2007. Especially if the Bills can finally address the offensive line, once and for all, next offseason. (Yeah, we’re rid of Bennie Anderson and Mike Williams, which are both good developments — but the current line is still only good enough to kind-of hold its own at the line of scrimmage, and from what I’ve seen thus far, Melvin Fowler is just Trey Teague in a different body.)

Like many Bills fans, I did chuckle at the sight of Mike Mularkey in the Dolphins’ coaching booth, staring cluelessly at his clipboard as he tried to send in a play that would work, and I suddenly realized what his problem is: Mularkey focuses on one play at a time, to absolute exclusion of everything else. The guy has no offensive or coaching philosophy whatsoever; he has no general approach to anything. He literally picks one play at a time, completely regardless of situation or what his team’s strengths or weaknesses are. For Mike Mularkey, it’s as if every single play in a football game is a discrete unit in itself, and he makes his calls on that basis alone. That’s why he refuses to take advantages of obvious mismatches, such as pounding the ball against a team with an undersized offensive line, and that’s why he abandons the run in situations that scream out for it. The thought never even occurs to the guy to react to what the opposing defense is giving him.

And I think that’s the biggest difference I can see with this year’s Bills over last year’s, made all the clearer by being able to see Mularkey in action for the other team. This coaching staff has an approach, and they’re sticking with it. Will it work out by producing a playoff-caliber team in either 2007 or 2008? Who knows — but I’m feeling optimistic. For me, the 2006 season is all about how I’m going to feel heading into 2007.

(And I think Takeo Spikes should relax. Yes, he’s on a rebuilding team. But if you have a coaching staff and a front office who are on the same page and who know what they’re doing, which based on early returns may well be the case in Buffalo, rebuilding in today’s NFL only takes a season or two. So bring on the Jets!)

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What’s on the Tee-Vee

John and Roger did it, and since they’re always stealing my goofy meme-stuff, I figure I should return the favor. Here’s what I plan to watch on TV this season. (I end up taping a lot of shows for The Wife, who works when they’re on, and then we watch them later whenever an opportunity arises.)

Monday Night:

8:00: Deal or No Deal. The Daughter likes this show; I mainly do computer stuff or read while it’s on. If it’s not on at all, I may watch Antiques Roadshow.

9:00: Nothing. That’s usually bed time, so I’m reading to the Daughter and doing whatever afterwards. I might leave the CBS sitcom lineup on; that Charlie Sheen show is usually good for a laugh or two, but I can take it or leave it. (Isn’t this to be the Heroes timeslot? I may give that a try.)

10:00: CSI: Miami. I was discussing this show at work today, actually — David Caruso’s acting is absolutely absurd, but it’s either absurd in a way that you love it or in a way that you hate it. I, personally, love it — he’s the heir-apparent to the William Shatner school of emotive line delivery, where it’s as if every syllable he utters is part of a soliloquy, no matter whether he’s on screen with anyone else or not. When my interlocutor pointed out that Shatner’s got some respect lately and has long since realized he’s very spoofable, I decided that Caruso is Shatner circa 1982 or so. Caruso is now enjoying his TJ Hooker phase.

Case in point: For reasons too involved to go into in depth, this season’s premiere of CSI: Miami took place in Rio de Janeiro. The opening scene had Caruso’s character, Horatio Caine, striking his uber-dramatic Carusonic pose in front of that giant statue of Jesus that overlooks Rio from a mountaintop. Was there evidence of some sort up there? Was that statue’s base a crime scene? Nope. It had no relevance at all to the story. Someone with the show simply decided that they couldn’t film in Rio without having Caruso act all Carusonic in front of the giant Jesus statue. It was awesome, let me tell you.

(And when Caruso’s not on the screen, there’s a good chance that Emily Procter is. So I still win!)

Tuesday Night:

8:00: House. (Or Nova, if it’s interesting and House isn’t on.) I like House a good deal, although I do think they need to start shaking up the format a bit; the way it is now, you know that the main medical mystery won’t be resolved at all until about 8:50.

9:00 – 11:00: Gee, nothing, really. Tuesday’s a wasteland, although that will change in January when American Idol returns. (Also if Scrubs is still on Tuesdays when it gets back.)

Wednesday Night:

8:00 – 10:00: Again, nothing as of yet, although Jericho sounds interesting, so I may give that a whirl.

10:00: CSI: NY. My least favorite CSI show, really. I tend to read while it’s on. Might give The Nine a try; might not.

Thursday Night:

8:00: My Name is Earl, followed by The Office. I’ll watch these two shows in reruns, even.

9:00: CSI. Still the best of the CSIs, with the best characters and the most dark humor.

10:00: Gray’s Anatomy, which I taped an hour before whilst watching CSI. I’m frankly a bit tired of the whole “Meredith and Dr. McDreamy” subplot, but I still like this show. ER died for good in my mind last year, although it limped along for The Wife. But then she finally lost patience too when they did yet another “Send some character to Africa” story that was just like all the other “Send some character to Africa” stories, and then the worst cliffhanger episode on a network drama since Dynasty‘s “Moldavian Wedding Massacre”. And since I recently saw that the show’s idea-dry producers are bringing Sally Field back yet again, we’re both done. I doubt we’ll even watch the season opener to see if Nurse Sam and her brat kid finally die horribly. In its heyday, one of the best shows on TV ever. Now, a total embarrassment.

Friday Night:

8:00 – 11:00: Nothing at all. If The Wife is off, this will be catch-up-on-stuff-on-tape night; otherwise, it’ll be movie night. (Although I may give this Men in Trees show a try, if it sticks around at all.)

Saturday Night:

8:00 – 11:00: Again, nothing at all. I don’t much care about college football. This will be another movie night or taped-shows night, unless something else that I like ends up in a Saturday time slot. But even then I might not care enough to follow a show to Saturday night, which can even become a “no TV of any kind” night on occasion in our home. Seriously: at 6:00 pm, NPR here has Thistle and Shamrock on until 8:00, when Marian McPartland’s wonderful Piano Jazz takes over. But starting at 10:00, I can indulge a wonderful two hours of comedy: our local FOX affiliate has back-to-back Simpsons eps then, followed by the local PBS station at 11:00, with Monty Python’s Flying Circus.

Sunday Night:

1:00 pm: The Buffalo Bills, or playoff football after the regular season ends.
7:00 pm: America’s Funniest Home Videos. Yeah, yeah. Another show the Daughter gets to pick.
8:00 pm: Whatever’s on until The Amazing Race starts around 8:30. Best reality show of them all; I’m kicking myself for missing the first seven or so seasons.
10:00: Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, courtesy of the good folks of Toronto. Will the show have legs? Who knows?

So that’s it. I have to admit that more and more I’m thinking, “Screw the original telecasts of shows — I’ll watch them on DVD when they come out.” I like immersing myself in a show’s world for multiple episodes at a time; especially with shows that have ongoing arcs or storylines.

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What you call “trendy”, I call “following like sheep”! Harumph!

I was just weeding out some old e-mails, and I re-discovered that Will Duquette sent me this a couple of weeks back:

Har har! I suppose I could be trendy, but in the words of Aaron Sorkin, I don’t have that kind of time!

I’ve never seen Cow and Boy before, and will have to check it out. (Being honest, though, I must note that “Cow and Boy” sounds like a title Gary Larsen might have thought up before settling on The Far Side!)

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Sentential Links #66

Here we go again! Click and read. Or just click. Or just read. Or just sit there drooling. Hey, it’s your life.

:: A little birdy once told me that the meaning of life is to acheive perfect roundness so we can launch into orbit around the great and bountiful Harvest Lord. (The solution to this problem is: Get rid of cable. That’s how we did it!)

:: Corporate Conspiracy # 3,068: Whatever you do, don’t get your hands dirty! Dirt is dirty! Germy, must sterilize, gross. Here are 5 billion toxic chemical products to clean and sterilize you. (Shades of George Carlin: “What are you gonna do when some supervirus comes along and turns your vital organs into liquid shit? You’re gonna die and you’re gonna deserve it ’cause you’re f***ing weak, and you got a f***ing weak immune system!”)

:: I’ve learned it too many times when I’m hungry and haven’t eaten all day and can’t decide whether to get Taco Bell or Jack in the Box so I get both and figure I’m hungry enough to eat eggrolls, a cheeseburger, soft tacos, and a combo burrito only to be completely stuffed about 60% of the way through, leaving me to not only throw away food for which I paid good money, but also popping Target’s storebrand equivalent of Tums and feeling miserable the rest of the night.

:: So, to end where I began: anyone who wants to make, or is making, comics should read this book. (Scott McCloud has a new book out! I’ll probably read it, even though my only ability at comics creation would be scripting, since my art is freaking laughable.)

:: Marvel’s summer 2007 event will be written by Greg Pak and entitled World War Hulk. (The title alone is cool on about nine different levels.) Apparently, it’s a miniseries (not a crossover), and will basically feature the Hulk vs. the entire Marvel Universe, which in my mind should be the premise of pretty much every single Hulk comic ever, so…sold! (Man, have I got comics on the brain lately. Not good. Comics are too freakin’ expensive.)

:: Remember what I said before about maybe we’d be better off if the Wonder Woman movie wasn’t made?

Well, fuck that. We need that movie, and we need it now. And we need it to make a bazillion bucks so that a bunch of knockoffs get made the next year. (Preach it! They made a Daredevil movie and an Elektra movie, for God’s sake — where the hell is Wonder Woman!)

:: This is my stuff bag. Sure, I got it free when I joined the Book of the Month club, but it doesn’t really matter what king of freakin’ bag it is. Just that the bag works for you.

:: Yes, you can—right this instant—read about the goings-on of this august body when it was populated with the likes of Isaac Newton, Robert Hooke and Robert Boyle, with cameos by such luminaries as Anton van Leeuwenhoek, Gottfried Leibniz and Giovanni Domenico Cassini. (I swear, the Internet is getting closer and closer to being the Library Computer from Star Trek.)

All for this week. Good blogging this week, folks! Let’s keep it up! We can win this thing!

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If they bring it to my door in a flat, square box, then IT’S A PIZZA!

Ahhhh, the Pizza Wars are starting again!

Initiated by this site (which I saw on MeFi, but hadn’t got round to blogging yet, and which is as of this writing down because it got FARK’d and BoingBoing’d and MeFi’d all in the same weekend — but mirror links are provided there) wherein some fellow relates his obsessive effort to produce a New York City-style pizza, Alan and BuffaloGeek take their shots.

Says Geek:

However, there is nothing we disagree more vehemently on than the definition of good pizza. As you know, Pundito is a a fan of thin crust Neapolitan style and foldable NY Style Pizza…both are crimes against pizza.

I’m a fan of local Buffalo pizza for one reason only, it’s what I grew up eating. Nino’s, Bob & Johns, Bocce Club, Abbott, Avenue, Mister Pizza…all pizzas of my youth. While tasty and laden with crispy pepperoni memories, these pizzas fail the test of “Best Pizza in America”

When asked who makes the best pizza in the country, my answer is very simple. Lou Malnati’s, a Chicago institution and purveyor of fine deep dish pizza.

If God came back to Earth and asked to see evidence of gastrological perfection, I would take him to Lou’s for a slice of buttercrust deep dish pepperoni with mushrooms and hot giardiniera. If God is a vegetarian, I’d get him “The Lou”, which comes with basil and garlic spinach, mushrooms and sliced tomatoes covered with a blend of mozzarella, romano and cheddar cheese. Pizza perfection.

Retorts Alan:

He calls New York style / Neapolitan pizza a “crime against pizza”. Oh, no you di’int. Since the Neapolitans invented it, it is the default; the standard by which all other pizzas are measured.

“Stop the Madness!” says I.

We actually had a mini-discussion of this before in the Buffalo Prefecture of Blogistan, back in the days when Alan was still on Blogger. My thoughts, encapsulated here and here, have not changed:

Personally, I like NYC-style pizza just fine. But then, I like all styles of pizza just fine, really. Thin, foldable crust? Sure. Deep-dish Chicago-style, with the cheese tiled at the bottom and the tomatoes on top? Great. All styles in between? Bring ’em on.

“There are more pizzas in Heaven and Earth than are dream’t of in our philosophy,” wrote Shakespeare. And he was right. (Although, now that I think of it, I’m not sure the Bard was talking about pizza at all. Hmmmm.)

And a bit later on:

But what interests me is this (as I comment on his blog): everybody I’ve ever met who grew up on NYC-style pizza, with that type of pizza being their virginal pizza experience, loves it to the point of loathing every other kind of pizza that exists, anywhere. On the other hand, every person I’ve ever met who loves pizza but did not encounter NYC-style pizza first tends to love NYC-style pizza when they discover it, but they don’t drop every other style of pizza in its favor. I don’t know why this is, but it’s true. Talk to a native eater of NYC-style pizza, and they’ll react with horror at the idea of consuming any other kind of pizza. But talk to a non-native eater of pizza, and if they’ll likely say, “NYC-style? Yeah, that’s pretty good. So’s Chicago….”

I think that’s still the case. I’m always baffled by the notion that NYC-style pizza is some kind of Platonic ideal when it comes to pizza; pizza is a food that has evolved over many centuries, starting long before the folks in Naples with spices and meats served atop flatbread. There is no more a “standard” for pizza than there is a “standard” for chili, to name another food that varies wildly by region. (Don’t believe me? Order chili in Dallas sometime, and compare what they serve you to what comes in the bowl when you order chili in Cincinnati.) Or wine. Or beer.

Note my verb there: pizza evolved. Nobody “invented” pizza. The folks in Naples may have developed the historical dish that’s closest to what we now call “pizza”, but they didn’t “invent” pizza. At least, they didn’t in the same sense that Thomas Edison “invented” the incandescent light bulb and the phonograph.

As an aside, though, would it matter anyway if the Neopolitans actually did “invent” pizza? Who ever said that inventions should never change? I used to listen to music on my record player, but no one ever told me that I wasn’t really utilizing Thomas Edison’s invention just because the record was a flat disc as opposed to a wax cylinder. And as another aside, Neapolitan pizza wouldn’t exist at all as such if not for the importation into Italy of the tomato, which is originally indigenous to the Americas. (In fact, tomatoes were thought poisonous in Italy when they first arrived there, brought back from the Americas by the Spaniards; they were grown strictly as ornamental plants before they found their way into peasant food. Pizza, like so many other dishes, is originally a peasant dish that is now being fought over by the gourmet types!

So I’d say that the Neapolitan pizza is not the “standard by which all others are judged”, since the Neapolitans did not “invent” pizza and even if they did, merely being the inventor of something doesn’t imply that the thing will remain the exact same for the Rest of Recorded Time. So there.

I’d also take exception to Alan’s contention that a Chicago deep-dish pizza is not a pizza at all, but rather a casserole. I don’t frankly see on what basis deep-dish pizza can be denied to be a pizza, or on what basis it is a casserole. It’s a leavened flatbread-style crust onto which is loaded cheese and whatever other toppings are used. It is casserole-like in that it is baked in a dish and then typically served in that same dish, but merely sharing some qualities with a thing doesn’t make it that thing, right? An apple pie is baked in a baking dish, but that doesn’t make it a casserole. Neither is a quiche. Chicago deep-dish pizza is pizza, and like all pizza, it stands squarely in the pie family of dishes, and not in the casseroles. QED. (Heck, I have some recipes for “casseroles” that aren’t baked at all, but cooked in a slow cooker! Take that, Rigid Food Definition Police!)

Not, however, that I’d endorse Geek’s view that NYC-style pizza is a “crime against pizza”. I love a good NYC pizza. I also love Chicago deep-dish. Although, frankly, my personal preference tends toward the Chicago, because I adore that flaky crust. Oh man, that crust is just beautiful. But I’m not going to turn my nose up at a NYC pizza, either. And I love Buffalo’s pizzas too. (Well, most of ’em, anyway.) So I get the best of all worlds: I don’t have to turn up my nose at entire categories of pizza goodness! So, once again, I am supreme in the Buffalo Prefecture of Blogistan. ‘Twas ever thus!

And now, judging by the chirping crickets, I shall change the subject.

UPDATE 1-23-07: This post has been receiving several search engine hits per day for a while now, so for readers just coming, I more recently wrote — with photos — a post wherein I made my own Chicago-style deep dish pizza. Enjoy!

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Who the hell is Paddy Chayefsky?

Last night, courtesy of Toronto’s CTV station that my apartment complex’s antenna receives, I got to see Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. The official premiere of the pilot episode in the US is tonight, so there are spoilers below. (Unless, of course, you’ve already seen the pilot via any of the various online distribution schemes NBC employed over the summer to create buzz for this show. Here I’ve seen it a day before its official US premiere, and I’m still behind the curve.)

It’s a very, very, very good show. The production values are amazing, and the acting is first-rate across the board. This was a big worry of mine, but take it from me: you’ll be able to watch Matthew Perry and Bradley Whitford without once thinking of Chandler Bing or Josh Lyman.

But.

Yes, I said “but”.

If you’ve read any buzz about Studio 60 at all, you know that its basic concept is that it’s a backstage show, set in and around the production of a Saturday Night Live-type sketch comedy show that’s been on for twenty years, produced groundbreaking comedy and satire in its early years, but has since become safe and boring and — the ultimate comedy crime — unfunny. The producer-creator, played by Judd Hirsch (an actor I always love), finally snaps and walks right onto the stage during the live broadcast, whereupon he gives a long, rambling diatribe to the live national audience about the stunning wasteland that is television today. Network execs explode, exit the old producer, and the mess is dumped into the lap of the new network president (Amanda Peet), who decides to rehire the show’s old head writer (Matthew Perry) and director (Bradley Whitford), who apparently quit or were fired from the show four years earlier.

The show features all the features you’d expect from a Sorkin/Schlamme show: dialogue that happens so fast you miss it if you so much as sip your beverage, long tracking shots that follow the actors through the winding corridors of a very complex set while they recite said dialogue that happens so fast yada yada yada, name-dropping galore to create a sense that this show actually is taking place in the real world, and so on. And yes, it’s wonderful to have all that Sorkin/Schlamme goodness back again, four years after their departure from The West Wing (and, frankly, five years after their best TWW work was already behind them).

But here’s the thing: it’s almost too Sorkinesque, if that makes any sense. Watching Studio 60, I got the same sensation that I felt when I caught a couple of episodes of SportsNight on syndication a few years back. I’d never seen SportsNight in its original run, so I saw an episode of it after I’d seen three or four years’ worth of West Wing. And the feeling I got was that I was hearing TWW dialogue, but not about TWW stuff. Same thing here: the tone of the dialogue is exactly the same, but the topic is TV and not politics. It may take me an episode or two to fully recalibrate myself to Studio 60.

And, of course, people like me who are pretty intimately familiar with Sorkin’s writing will recognize those little “Sorkinisms” when they pop up. Phrases like “I hate your breathing guts”. Someone telling a higher-up at length about this great idea they have, and when the higher-up says, “Great, when do we start?”, being told something like “I already did.” Characters not batting an eye when told bluntly by someone else about their own character flaws, or even seeming proud of them. Every affirmative answer to an interrogative being “Yeah”. Never “yes”, “uh-huh”, “mmm-hmmm”, “you bet your bippy”, but “yeah”. It’s only a matter of time, I suppose, before someone on Studio 60 relates a bad experience with the metaphor, “I got screwed with my pants on”, or until someone rigidly insists: “No, I didn’t do that. I would never do that. It would be unthinkable for me to do that. [beat] But yes, I did that.”

I once read a scathing critique of Aaron Sorkin’s writing (don’t remember where, or I’d look for a link) that pointed out how just about every character in his shows talks the same, with the same phrasings, the same long-winded sentences that occasionally become exercises in recursion. I can’t totally deny the point, but when Sorkin’s on his game, I’m left thinking, “Yeah, isn’t it great!” On this pilot episode, at least, Sorkin’s had time to hone this script to the typical sharpness that one expects from a Sorkin script when he’s had time to hone it thusly. We’ll see what happens later in the season.

And there’s where some of my skepticism about this show comes into play: later in the season. The West Wing, being set in the political world of the White House, offered tremendous dramatic potential. The canvas on Studio 60, though, seems at my first glance to be substantially more limited. I’m just not sure how many stories there are to tell with a show like this, and I’m not sure how long it can go on before it starts feeling a bit stale. I’m sure we’ll have stories about actor difficulties, and problems with the writing staff, and clashes with network executives, and cost overruns, and so on. There’s no reason why that kind of thing can’t remain interesting for a long time, but to do so, Sorkin may need to vary his writing style a bit. As much as I love to see the old Sorkin/Schlamme magic at work again, that can’t be the sole thing keeping Studio 60 going.

And I’m already a little unsure of the degree to which Sorkin appears to be mining from his own personal experiences for this project: a show set in TV land about a writer-director team that left their old project under less-than-ideal circumstances, one of whom has a recurring addiction problem. There’s a very definite feeling that Studio 60 is Sorkin’s roman a clef, and it’s very hard not to look at the show’s constant indication that the fictional sketch comedy show sucked hard in the absence of its brilliant writer/director team as a slap at the three seasons of The West Wing that followed the Sorkin/Schlamme exit from that series.

But at the same time, I’m glad that Sorkin and Schlamme appear to be openly embracing the fact that show business is seedy as hell, that it really is populated with people who look for dead bodies so they can steal the coins off their eyes, and that it is a business of metaphorical incest where everybody knows everybody else and has slept with a good number of them. The West Wing somehow managed to blend a romanticized notion of politics, where public service is honorable and so are most of the people in it, with the old adage about how you shouldn’t inquire too closely into the makings of laws and sausages. That same blend of tropes can’t work with Studio 60; nobody really romanticizes Hollywood anymore, and certainly nobody really romanticizes television.

And there’s the rub: I suspect Studio 60 will be a show that’s much admired for its sheer quality. But I doubt that it’ll be loved as its politically-themed predecessor was. So don’t watch Studio 60 with The West Wing in mind. Instead, think of a seedy Hollywood tell-all book. Think You’ll Never Eat Lunch In This Town Again. And don’t look for a Jed Bartlet in this show. There isn’t one.

CLARIFICATION: I didn’t dislike SportsNight on the limited basis in which I saw it. But what I did see made me wonder (along with movies like The American President and A Few Good Men, also written by Sorkin) if Sorkin might not be a one-trick pony, albeit with a really amazing trick. His output is excellent, no doubt about that, but his dialogue really does sound the same from one thing to the next.

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Sunday Burst of Weirdness

I’ll probably have more to say tomorrow about the Bills’ encouraging defeat on the road of the Miami Dolphins, but for now, here’s something I noticed when looking at the FOX Sports recap of the game. Specifically, it’s a section of that site where they compare the performances of the quarterbacks. Here’s a screengrab of the little portion I’m talking about:

There’s JP Losman’s numbers on the left, and Daunte Culpepper’s on the right. But note: there’s a headshot of Culpepper, but none of Losman!

Hey, FOX Sports, what the hell is up with that?! Sure, Losman’s still a young player who may or may not blossom in the NFL; and sure, the consensus opinion going into this season seems to be that Losman’s a major bust of a first-round draft pick waiting to happen; but he’s not a bust yet, he’s a third-year player, and he is still for the moment a starting quarterback for a team in the National Football League. Shouldn’t you guys have a friggin’ headshot for the guy by now? Sheesh.

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“In a different reality, I might have called you ‘friend’.”

By sheer luck, I discovered last night that one of Buffalo’s TV stations had an episode of the Star Trek: The Original Series on last night. The original episodes are getting “Lucasized” with new special effects, primarily on exterior space shots. Even though I hadn’t seen this particular episode, “Balance of Terror”, in many years, the new effects still stood out in my eye. Not that the new effects are bad, mind you, but that the show’s original look is pretty much burned on my brain. Still, for the most part, I found the new effects to be mostly in the same spirit as the old ones, although the whole exercise seems a tad odd to me — digitally updating archaic special effects, but in such a way as to make the new digital effects look like the old archaic ones! Anyway, I just hope they don’t do anything to the Horta when they get to “The Devil in the Dark”.

And “Balance of Terror” is still a hell of an episode. I’d actually forgotten how good it is.

(Speaking of the Horta, the old DC Comics Star Trek book actually had a Horta as an officer on the Enterprise. In one hilarious moment, a feline-like alien used that Horta officer as a scratching post.

OK, I guess you had to be there.)

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Just when they had him in the crushing grip of reason….

Here’s a good illustration of why I tend to find discussion with Libertarians so maddening.

Basically, it seems that Germany has a law that makes homeschooling illegal. Setting aside the merits of that policy, Alan took exception to someone’s rhetoric in discussing a legal case that arose from that German policy. Hitler outlawed homeschooling in his regime, and then the post-WWII German government also decided to outlaw homeschooling, so some Libertarians are calling the current German ban on homeschooling “Hitler’s ban on homeschooling”. Alan points out that Hitler also had the Autobahn built, but nobody calls that road “Hitler’s highway”, and he also points out that Germans are quite capable of discussing the current homeschooling policy without bringing Hitler into it.

The logical train seems to go like this:

1. I like trains to operate in tight accordance with their schedules.
2. Mussolini made the trains run on time.
3. Therefore, I like Mussolini.

Or, “It should make you uncomfortable to prefer your trains to being on time because Mussolini made the trains run on time.”

And yet, nowhere does Alan either endorse or condemn the German homeschooling ban, and nothing he writes can even be reasonably construed as doing so. He’s only talking about the rhetorical device of plugging Hitler into a discussion, and yet here come the misreadings, goofy accusations, and that favorite insult of Libertarians everywhere, calling Alan a “statist”.

I love it when they drag “statist” out of the arsenal — it reminds me of when I was debating the Objectivist loon over that the FSM boards, and he solemnly intoned: “You, sir, are a Subjectivist!” Heck, it reminds me of that scene at the bus stop in ET: The Extra-terrestrial, when Elliot gets into a verbal fight with an older kid, and they trade barbs back and forth: “You’re so immature!” “And you’re such a sinus supremus!” “Zero charisma!” “Sinus supremus!” “Zero charisma!” “Sinus supremus!”

It’s all very odd, coming from folks whose flagship magazine is called “Reason”.

(BTW, can anyone tell me what the hell a “sinus supremus” is? Seriously, I’ve always wondered. “Zero charisma” I get, having been a D&D player back in the day, but I’ve never been able to figure out “sinus supremus”. It seems to imply very large sinuses, but that can’t be it. Hell, if that were the case, there are plenty of mornings when I’d give my right arm to be a sinus supremus.)

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