Christmas in Blogistan? (part quatre)

I haven’t mentioned this in a few days, but hey, Buffalo bloggers (all those who haven’t already weighed in), pencil in December 8 for a Buffalo Blogger Christmas Con, or Buffalo Blogging Festivus, or whatever we want to call this gathering. My suggestion for a venue is this place. Yes, it’s in the Southtowns (Aieee!), and you can’t see the HSBC Building from their parking lot (thus guaranteeing that Mary Kunz Goldman* won’t be in attendance), but it’s quite easy to get to (I-90 to 219 South, 219 South to Milestrip East, Milestrip East to Southwestern Blvd/US20 East, two miles or so to BSG). I have no idea if we’d need to “book” the place in advance, but it looks like a pretty big place anyway, and as I mentioned in a previous posting, the Sabres have a late game that night (they’ll be on a west coast trip, puck dropping at 10:00 or thereabouts our time).

Spread the word. Otherwise, it’s just Jen and I looking awkwardly across the table at one another, and me saying stuff like, “So. Mark. How’s that workin’ out for ya?”

Previous posts on this subject here and here. Alan mentioned it, to the sound of chirping crickets; Paul mentioned it and got a couple of responses. Let’s get the word out, people! That bar’s 15 teevee’s aren’t gonna watch themselves!

* I kid! She’s been producing some nice writing on classical music lately, such as this interview with Van Cliburn. Actually, she’s always produced nice writing on classical music.

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The Road goes on and on

Huzzah!

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The Complete Recordings will be released on November 6 of this year. It will include four CDs (the releases for the previous two films had three each) and a DVD containing the entire score in really good sound (I take their word for this).

At some point in the future, film music expert Doug Adams will have a book out on the subject of these films and their music. I can’t wait for that, either.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: Howard Shore’s accomplishment on the LOTR films represents one of the towering masterworks of all film music.

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Et tu, Belichick?

Friends, Romans, NFL fans, lend me your ears!
I come to bury the Patriots, not praise them.
The games that they win live after them;
the things they do to win those games are oft interred with their bones.
So let it be with the Patriots. The noble Belichick
hath told you that the Patriots are noble,
and Belichick is an honorable man….

Well. Well, well well. Well. Ahhhh…well.

This may be unseemly on my part, but…heck, I don’t care. I’ve long made absolutely no secret how loathsome I find Bill Belichick and his whole merry band of cohorts in New England, and once again, they prove my point through arrogance and, now, unmasked misdeeds. I’ve always been flummoxed by the mystique surrounding Belichick (and Tom Brady), and now quite a lot of it is explained: it turns out that Belichick’s greatness is at least in part a function of the fact that the guy’s just a weasel.

It suddenly seems a lot less mysterious, doesn’t it, how Belichick’s managed to carve out his reputation as a guy who can somehow elevate the most marginal of players into terrific performers.

It suddenly seems a lot less mysterious how all of those players who thrive under Belichick fail to thrive when they go someplace else.

It suddenly seems a lot less mysterious how Belichick’s former assistants go on to their own coaching jobs and end up not doing quite as well.

It suddenly seems a lot less mysterious how it is that the Patriots always struggle against the Bills in their first meeting of the season, and then blow them out in the second.

And it suddenly seems a lot less mysterious just how it is that New England always seems to just happen to have the exact right play drawn up in every situation.

I’ll admit it: I’m happy this came out. I like that the hallowed New England mystique has taken a major hit. I like that people are now seeing that franchise more the way I’ve seen them for years (pretty much ever since that incredibly phony stunt of theirs at the outset of Super Bowl XXXVI, when they eschewed individual player introductions in favor of “being introduced as a team”). For a number of years now, questioning the Anointed status of Belichick, Brady, and the Patriots has been the NFL equivalent of walking into a Catholic church during Mass and denouncing the Pope with a bullhorn.

Well, it now seems clear to a lot more people that the halo on the New England organization is actually a brass hoop held up by a bit of coathanger.

What to do, then? I personally would like to see the Patriots stripped of their first and second round draft picks next year, as well as have the league invalidate any trades they might make to acquire new picks in those rounds. And then I’d require Belichick to wear a three-piece suit on the field during all game days. That ought to hurt ’em!

(OK, gloating’s over. Back to the more reasoned tones you’ve all come to expect here!)

UPDATE: Belicheater.com. I love it. A taste:

Only Belichick’s lack of throwing furniture and his omnipresent monotone keeps his reputation from completely spilling over into Bob Knight territory. He’s a jerk, but not one you hear screaming a lot. Belichick might not completely disdain the comparison to Knight, a good friend of Belichick’s former boss, Parcells. Knight was never one to rush to apologize for his actions, and Belichick doesn’t openly, Nixon-style, declare “I am not a jerk,” instead issuing vague responses that sound like they were written by Alan Greenspan.

But one other thing about Knight. For all of his flaws, he was all about fair play. Belichick is about gaming the system as much as you can.

That’s from this article by Bob Cook, reprinted at Belicheater.com.

I wonder how long this has been going on. This seems, frankly, worse to me than Barry Bonds’s steroid use; this potentially could put an asterisk next to the results of three Super Bowls. Ouch.

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“The City of Dead Works” (a repost)

I guess this is as close to a tradition on this blog as I have: I re-post this story every year on this date. I wrote it within months of the original event.

“The City of Dead Works”

There is never any rest for me, the Ferryman of the Dead.

I pole my barge across the black waters and up to the pier. So many wait this time, many more than usual. I wonder what has happened, what event has sent me this many. “Come aboard,” I say. “I will take your coin for passage.” One by one they file past me, each handing to me the coin that they never knew they had. It is the coin which determines where they shall be taken to rest, its metal shaped and determined by life. The coins of these dead are gold, every one of them purest gold. Six thousand come aboard my barge, and each has passage for the farthest and greatest of destinations. In that moment I know that something truly dark has happened; the gold coins are always forged in moments of darkness. I am the Ferryman. I can give them no answers to what lies behind their haunted, questioning eyes. I can only take them on this, the last of all journeys.

When they are all aboard I take up the pole and push away from the pier. The barge always feels the same, no matter how many stand upon its decks. Whether six or six thousand, it is all the same to me. I guide us out onto the River Styx. Some of the people look worried, but there is no need for fear. This river can do them no harm. They are already dead.

This is to be a long journey, I know – it always is, to this destination. As I guide the barge through the black waters, I look on the faces of those who have come to me. As different as these people all look, they all have the same expressions of shock, disbelief, and withering sadness. Here is a man of business, talking into a cell phone. He is trying to call someone, anyone, who will tell him that it’s all a dream, that it didn’t happen, that he didn’t die in a blast of fire, smoke, glass and steel. There is a mother who is explaining to her daughter that they won’t be going to Disneyland after all. And there, a group of firemen stand together, realizing that soon they will meet all their brothers-in-arms who have gone into the infernos before them. So many now – colleagues once in business and now colleagues in death, people who have never before met but now have the gravest thing in common. As the current takes hold, I look back at the pier. There are more gathering there. There are always more. They will wait. Time does not exist for the dead.

“Please,” a young man says as he turns to me, “I have to go home to my daughters.”

“You are going home now,” I reply. “To the home where all eventually return.” Two black rocks slide past on either side, the rocks that mark the passage of the circling Styx.

“This can’t be,” a woman cries out. “My mother needs me.”

“She will be with you soon enough.”

“When?” Her voice pleads, and yet there is no solace that is mine to give.

“I cannot say,” I reply. “The Ferryman has no hand in Fate.”

The tears come then, tears from the six thousand that run over the gunwales and into the river which has been fed by tears for centuries. All tears are born in the River Styx.

“Where will you take us?” someone asks.

“To the place you are promised,” I answer. I recall the words of a poet: Will there be beds for all who seek? Yea, beds for all who come.

One our left we approach the Hills of the Damned, an endless stretch of shattered lands which reach away into the blackness. The waters echo with the cries of all those who have been taken to the Hills for the agony they have brought on the living. I consider the bag of six thousand gold coins, and I realize that I will have to journey to the Hills this day. There will be a person, perhaps more, who will pay me with a coin of black tin; but not on this journey. As the hills recede behind us, the unending cries of the damned become fainter and fainter until they are drowned out by the lapping of the waters upon the sides of the boat and the marker stones that we pass. The six thousand fall silent, each realizing that it is not a dream. I would offer solace, but as ever I cannot. I am the Ferryman.

We come around a particularly dark bend, and before us lies a very wide expanse of water, as if the Styx has become an ocean – which in some sense it probably has. And beyond that expanse are the thousands of twinkling lights that I have come to know so well. One man, a fireman, sees them too. “What is that?” he asks.

“It is the City of Dead Works,” I reply. The lights of the city glow on the horizon, and every one of the six thousand turns toward them as the Styx impels us onward. As we come ever closer to the city, the glittering lights reflect off the black water.

“I don’t understand,” someone else says. “The City of Dead Works?”

“Aye,” I reply. “Behold!”

From behind us, golden light: the Sun of the Dead is rising as it always does when the dead come near the City. Above us the firmament is turning purple, then blue; soon the light of the Sun will illuminate the City of Dead Works. As the sky lightens, the true scope of that city becomes plain: it stretches away into the land, farther than any eye could see. Not even the highest-soaring raven, cavorting in the breezes and zephyrs of the dead, could take it all in. It is bigger by far than any one city ever built by the hand of men, because it encompasses some part of all of them. Perhaps it is bigger than all of the cities ever built. Now the sun’s first rays come up behind us, and the first buildings can be seen down by the water.

“That one looks Egyptian,” a woman says.

“The Great Library of Alexandria,” I tell her. “Once the greatest repository of learning the world had ever seen, now only a memory to the living and a reality only to the dead.”

A man points to a building high upon a rock. I nod.

“The Temple of Solomon,” I say.

“There are ships in the harbor,” says another. Thus for him I name the ships: Arizona, Indianapolis, Lusitania, Bismarck, Wilhelm Gustloff, Cap Arcona. And many, many others. I scan over the impossibly vast city and spot Dresden, as it was; and beside it the cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. And how many smaller villages, tucked into the hills beyond the City? None can say. The Sun of the Dead shines upon those hills now, and the great stone statues in the likeness of Siddhartha Gautama.

“I don’t understand,” a young man says. “Why this City? Why here?”

I only shake my head as we continue to float by the City. I do not point out the fairly small, nondescript office building that sits near the water. It is not a particularly remarkable building; nor was it, really, until the fuse was lit. The six thousand almost don’t recognize it.

Almost.

Not one word is uttered as we slide past the Alfred Murrah Federal Building. Then we turn away from the City of Dead Works, and head again down the waters of the Styx toward distant hills and the place where these people will join their brethren.

“Who lives in that city?” It is a priest in a fireman’s coat.

“No one lives there,” I tell him. “The City of Dead Works is not for people. It is for the buildings and the ships. It is for the books and the music, the sculptures and the paintings which are gone forever. It is for everything destroyed by craven people in the name of foolish wars, for everything judged forfeit in the face of transitory desires.”

The Styx takes us into the Golden Hills. Soon we will be there, and the six thousand will go where they belong. And then the Styx will complete its circle, taking me back to the pier where more dead await.

“We will be there soon,” I say. “Soon we will be at the Elysian Fields, where all heroes go – for that is what you all are. It is what you have bought with your lives, with the shaping of your coins into gold.” No one replies. We near the last bend now, and before us lie the Elysian Fields, where peace reigns and where heroes dwell; where all is light and voices are always raised in song. The Sun of the Dead shines warmly on Elysium.

But they do not see it. They, the six thousand, all gaze back behind us upon the City of Dead Works. It will soon be behind us forever as we round the last bend of the River Styx into Elysium. I know they all need one last look upon that City, and I do not grudge them that. For myself, I do not look back; the eyes of the Ferryman are ever forward. But I know. I know that the City of Dead Works is different now. I know that it has changed. I know that the people who come with me now to Elysium, the dead around me, look back on the two soaring towers of steel that now rise above the City where there had been no towers before.

I know these things.

I am the Ferryman of the Dead.

Finis.

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There but for the Grace

Kevin at BfloBlog has a rundown on the latest details on Bills tight end Kevin Everett, who suffered a very bad spinal injury in yesterday’s game. I don’t have much more to say than this…but what a horrible thing to happen.

The thing about the whole incident is that the hit that ended Everett’s career and may have paralyzed him for life wasn’t that big of a hit, by NFL standards. This wasn’t one of those “Cringe when you see the replay” hits. And yet, Kevin Everett may never walk again. Hell, he may even die from this.

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Sentential Links #110

After a couple of weeks without Sentential Links, the world looks darker…more evil…oh wait, that’s just the NFL team from New England taking the field again. Oops!

Anyway, here are some new links for your clicking pleasure! (More political ones than usual, by the way. My inner liberal is kind of annoyed right now.)

:: And such is the war in Iraq as seen through neocon lenses. Mistakes are always in the past. The current policy is always working. When the mistakes are being made, those who point out the mistakes are tarred as near-treasonous. Then, after another year or two of pointless, futile bloodshed, it’s conceded that mistakes were made in the past. But now we’re right on track. And the liberals, once again, just don’t get it. (I am so sick of “Victory is finally at hand!” talk, of “The Surge is working!”, of all of it. This war sucks, it’s not going to accomplish a damn thing other than the creation of lots of new terrorists, and it’s time for it to end.)

:: The Petraeus-Crocker testimony is the kind of short-lived event on which the Administration has relied to shore up support for the war: the “Mission Accomplished” declaration, the deaths of Uday and Qusay Hussein, Saddam’s capture, the transfer of sovereignty, the three rounds of voting, the Plan for Victory, the death of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Every new milestone, however illusory, allows the Administration to avoid thinking ahead, to the years when the mistakes of Iraq will continue to haunt the U.S. (Not a blog post, actually, but a good article nonetheless. This war has been four years of violence leading to nothing at all, punctuated every so often by some kind of moment that the pro-war crowd can use as fodder for cheerleading the continuation of the war.)

:: Anyone who has looked at a medical bill with his name on it and compared the cost to what he pays for the other necessities of life might experience a memorable moment of terror, even if he is at the moment protected by the blessing of insurance. Health care coverage is, for a lot of us, contingent on employment, and in this groovy entrepreneural era we have learned to think of job security as a joke. Having carried post-employment COBRA payments myself, I know how the nervous feeling increases as one drifts further from the corporate zone of protection.

:: We look, after Moore’s propaganda film, like people who can’t quite let go of the other propaganda we’ve had sowed in our brains since birth: That the government can’t do anything right, and the market does everything better. Ask yourself if that’s true the next time you find your COBRA running out. (We saw numbers printed on pieces of paper during and after Little Quinn’s life, numbers that bugger the imagination. We once thought that we should maybe bop out somewhere and buy a few extras of those plastic tubes through which we poured his every meal directly into his stomach — until we discovered that they cost over one hundred dollars apiece. Navigating the morass of medical professionals who were necessary just for that kid’s basic care was hard enough without placing those withering costs on our heads, or making us resort to some kind of shopping process, all in the name of “market competition”, as though procuring medical care is or should be akin to purchasing a new refrigerator.)

:: Sitcoms are still getting numbers. TWO AND HALF MEN still beats HEROES and 24. THE OFFICE and 30 ROCK manage to hold their own even though they’re in the death slot against GREY’S ANATOMY and CSI.

:: After making this comic, I doubt I’ll ever be able to watch them again, but I will give Peter Jackson credit for doing a tough job for a demanding crowd. (And so ends DM of the Rings. Bummer. Shamus is on to a new comics project now, though, so check it out.)

:: Today, Route 60 is nearly transcontinental after all, traveling from Virginia to Arizona, and Route 62 goes from one border to the other, but Route 66 gets all the attention and the big travel bucks from road-tripping tourists (“big” is relative, of course). Because history is weird that way.

:: We all manage. We do well. We make memories. Life goes on. But each of us — and most especially I — look forward to the return of the “unrelenting” 24/7/365 nature of what we do and what we have here in the little house in the tiny woods on the prairie. (One day I hope to feel like this.)

:: I am the entertained owner of three Buckeye pullets (young hens who don’t yet lay eggs). (There’s a specific word for hens who haven’t begun laying eggs? The things you learn!)

All for this week. Enjoy, mere mortals!

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Broncos 15, Bills 14

Well, that sure sucked! Expecting one’s team to go 5-11 doesn’t make it any more fun when one of the eleven predicted losses turns out to have been as winnable as this game was. For what it’s worth, I saw from the Bills today pretty much what I expected to see today: some promising stuff, and some other stuff that made me wish for December.

Anyway, here are my reactions to various stuff, categorized into three areas depending on how I feel about them.

Woo-hoo!

:: Marshawn Lynch. This was the first time I saw this guy in action, since I didn’t watch anything in the postseason. I didn’t realize how large he was, and he looks like he’s going to be a really good one as he gets better and more experienced. On his touchdown run, he literally pushed a Denver defender into the end zone in front of him.

:: Roscoe Parrish. Great kickoff return, obviously.

:: Paul Posluszny. I liked him a lot. Now, if someone else on the defense would make plays.

Meh.

:: JP Losman. Look, I didn’t think he looked bad in the game. Nothing he did seemed really cover-my-eyes awful, like he once did last year. But he didn’t seem to step forward at all, did he? Losman’s at a stage in his career when he should be able to make more plays than he did yesterday. He didn’t step it up. I don’t think Losman made any mistakes that cost the Bills the game, but he didn’t take control, either. I don’t think he took a step backward — but I didn’t see any evidence of a step forward. At this point I think he should be showing some of those “intangibles”, now that his raw mechanics seem to be OK.

:: Bills defense. We knew it was going to be a bad defense, and it played like it. Sure, they only gave up 15 points, but it seemed like every time Denver needed to make a big conversion, they either made it or gained enough yardage to turn a long yardage situation into a short yardage situation on the very next down.

:: Offensive line. I was, on balance, favorably impressed by this unit. But we’re talking, roughly, fifty-three percent impressed versus forty-seven percent shaking my head in dismay. I like to think the unit will get better as the year goes on and the chemistry develops. They weren’t getting blown off the line by the Denver defenders, and a few times they actually seemed to exert some will over the Broncos. But they weren’t consistent.

D’oh!

:: Injuries. Holy crap. Coy Wire, Ko Simpson, and Kevin Everett: all hurt today, with Everett’s sounding potentially career-threatening. (Not like Everett’s had much of a career, but still.) The Bills are already weak at all the positions at which guys got hurt today.

:: Tight ends. It was maddening to me that Jay Cutler always had this big, strong target roaming the middle of the field to grab his dump-off passes (Javon Walker — not technically a TE, but still), and Losman didn’t. Robert Royal? He provided a catch. So did Everett before he got hurt on a special teams play. Two catches. None of Losman’s receivers could get open in the middle, and the Broncos did a great job in taking downfield away. Ugh.

:: Peerless Price. One catch. Drawing a lot of salary that could otherwise have gone to a better receiver or a tight end or a defensive lineman or someone who could make a contribution.

:: Dumb mistakes by players. Josh Scobey either missed or ignored a signaled fair catch, and leveled the Denver player who was going to catch a punt. The resulting penalty and re-kick resulted in a net change of nineteen yards of field position.

:: Playcalling. I really hope it comes out who was responsible for trying a deep pass play when there’s 2:30 left in the game and you’re holding a two-point lead. What a horrible, horrible idea that was; it’s only defensible in that goofy NFL-speak way where “You’re a genius if it works and a goat if it doesn’t.” But if that play had simply been a run up the middle for no gain, it would have run fifteen or twenty seconds off the clock that were left on the clock otherwise by the incompletion. If everything else had been exactly the same from that point, the Broncos’ rally for the winning FG would have run out of time well short of FG range. As it played out from that point, the Bills didn’t even have to convert the third down.

Worse, that call sends a horrible message, doesn’t it? If that came from the coaching staff, it seems to indicate a total lack of confidence in the defense. Granted, the D had not played very well all day, but they’d kept Denver to a low score. Calling for the home-run at that point basically says, “There’s no way our young guys on D can preserve the two-point win once the other guys get the ball back.” It could have been, “OK, youngsters, win the game for us.” Instead, it was “God, we need more points.” Bad, bad, bad move.

Next up: the Bills visit the Pittsburg Stealers. They should be able to bounce back against…oh crap, it’s the Pittsburgh Steelers. Ach, I have a bad feeling about this.

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Sunday Burst of Weirdness

Some video goodness for this Sunday!

:: Star Wars? Singin’ in the Rain? Two of my absolute favorite movies. What a mash-up!

Thanks, Shamus!

:: I recently remembered that goofy song “In the Summertime” by Mungo Jerry, and I wondered if it had any kind of proto-video from back in the day. Sure enough, it does:

What a gloriously un-PC song this is, from its advice that you should “have a drink, have a drive” to its notion that if your date is rich you should “take her out for a meal”, while if she’s poor, you should “do what you feel”.

:: This isn’t actually “weird”, but another fun exercise is the “then and now” thing with various singers or pop bands. Here’s the Starland Vocal Band with “Afternoon Delight”, back in the day:

And here they are again, more recently:

I always find something a bit endearing about one-hit wonder groups who reunite years later to perform that one hit again.

(I also seem to remember that I loved that song when it was the hit of the day, back when I was all of five or six years old. I wonder how much amusement my parents derived from this, since I never realized what the friggin’ song was about until I got a copy of it on a 70s hits compilation CD sometime in the mid-90s. I played it the first time, actually listened to the lyrics for the first time in my life, and suddenly realized, “Hey, this song is about teh sex!”)

:: In a non-video vein, Belladonna points out that if you have old 3.5 inch floppy discs sitting about, you can make stuff out of them, like your own starship Enterprise. Now that‘s useful! In a similar vein, some folks actually collect AOL cds.

:: Germany wants your dead.

:: I have seen my own future…specifically, my future clothesline….

:: It bums me out that currently, I can’t find a video online of Marv Levy singing the fight song he wrote for the Bills in the mid-90s. “Go Bills, for we are here to cheer for you!”

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Notes from the Southtowns

Some stuff going on in my neck of the Niagara Frontier, if anyone’s interested:

:: They don’t have a website yet, nor is their physical location even open yet, but there’s a new children’s bookstore coming to Orchard Park, called “B is for Books”. The signage says that they’re “coming this fall”, so hopefully they’ll be open soon. I’ll report back when they are. There’s also a sign that says they’ll do birthday parties as well, so that might be a nice alternative to the Chuck E. Cheese kind of thing.

:: Have any of my readers taken advantage at all of these new “Meal Preparation Stores”? I only just heard of this concept last week, when I read this article in the Buffalo News*. The idea is to allow for “home cooked” meals, but not at home: these places apparently provide you with ingredients and cooking space based on a menu you’ve chosen, and then you get to use their facilities to prepare the meals and then take them home for use during the week or whatever. Interesting idea for people who are really busy but who don’t want to rely on take-out constantly. I don’t think I’d get much use out of a service like this, since we do tend to have time to cook, but anyway, apparently these places are springing up all over.

And the newest one’s literally on my streetcorner, in what used to be a 7-11. It’s called Dinner Dilemma, and they have a pretty informative website up already. If this kind of service appeals to you, and you live in the Southtowns, check it out. (Obviously, for those of my readers who live in places like Albany (NY), Tulsa (OK), Chandler (AZ), or other points ’round the globe, you might want to look into a Meal Preparation Store more convenient to your locale. But then, you already knew that, because my readers are smart folks. Which makes me wonder why I’ve just typed all this. I need coffee.)

:: Also right around the corner from me is a neighborhood where one house is home to someone who has a logo for IP8Ball.com on the driverside door of their SUV. Ever curious, I checked it out, and it turns out to be a site for a blossoming paintball business. I don’t know the first thing about paintball (other than it looks like fun), but, well, there it is.

* Apparently the News has discontinued “First Sunday”, the Buffalo-centric lifestyle magazine that always came with the paper on the first Sunday of each month. I know, they want to revamp lots of the ways they provide content over there, what with the Interweb and declining circulation and all, but I liked “First Sunday”. Oh well.

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A publishing-type question

For any readers who know stuff about the publishing biz: since the Goldman family now holds the rights to OJ Simpson’s book If I Did It, does that mean that all royalties go to them as well?

If so, that might make buying the book a bit more palatable.

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