Jets 38, Bills…a lot less than 38.

A new week, a new opponent, a new game…and the same result for our lovely Bills fan.

What it feels like to be a Bills fan these days

Sigh…although I didn’t pay a whole lot of attention to the game, really. I stepped out to do a bit of shopping before the game started, so I didn’t tune in until the 2nd quarter was underway. Turns out I didn’t miss much. A few notes:

:: For some reason, it seemed like the color was off on my teevee, because a lot of the reds were showing up a vibrant pink. Turned out that they were actually pink. There was a lot of pink stuff at the Stadium today, from the players’ shoes and gloves and even their towels, to the pom-poms held by the cheerleaders, even to the cords for the refs’ whistles. This was apparently a “Breast Cancer Awareness Month” thing, as that month is October.

:: I still think that any possible bright spots for this team are to be found on the offensive side of the ball.

:: But that’s kind of like saying “Hmmmm, the turd floating in that punch bowl seems a bit smaller and less stinky than the turd floating in this punch bowl.” I like the effort that receivers Steve Johnson and David Nelson display, and obviously CJ Spiller is a star waiting to happen. Hopefully he’s still got something in the tank when the Bills finally manage to put together a team capable of controlling the line of scrimmage.

:: Ryan Fitzpatrick tries really hard to play like an NFL quarterback. He’s got the mindset. He doesn’t have the physical tools. That’s a shame.

:: I’ve never hated Dan Deirdorf as a color guy, personally, even though I’ve never once met anyone else who didn’t think he was a giant windbag. But today he said something so dumb that it really caught my attention. LaDanian Tomlinson raced right up the middle for a long TD run (25 yards or thereabouts), on which Donte Whitner completely whiffed. Deirdorf then said, “Donte Whitner is one of the best tacklign safeties in the NFL.” How the CBS Sports people let him say stuff like that without fining or firing him is beyond me. Whitner is not, and has never been, a good tackler. What Whitner does well is…yeah, we’ll get back to you when we figure out what that is.

:: The Bills gave linebacker Chris Kelsay a contract extension last week for quite a lot of money. He then promptly went out onto the field and did what he always does: miss the play, each time. Why they felt the need to extend his deal is one of the great mysteries right now of Buffalo sports.

:: Buffalo’s secondary did a lot of trash-talking before the season as to how good they thought they could be. Four games in: zero INTs, lots of bad tackling, bad coverage all around. Yes, a pass rush would help them. No, the Bills do not have a pass rush. None of that matters.

:: 2011 Draft First Overall Pick Watch: the Cleveland Browns got into the ‘win’ column today, which makes the Bills the last remaining team in the AFC with zero wins. In the NFC, the 49ers, Lions, and Panthers are all sitting on 0-4 records, just like the Bills, so Buffalo still has to continue losing in order to stay at the top of the First Overall Pick heap. Now, assuming that this group of teams forms the top of the draft pecking order in some way, the Bills can still get a break, even if they draft fourth behind San Fran, Detroit and Carolina, since each of those teams already has the quarterback they probably want to go ahead with (barring a career-ending injury to Alex Smith, Matthew Stafford or Jimmy Clausen, respectively). Yes, Cleveland might be dangerous to move into that group as well, but they’ve got one win already…and they play the Bills later this season, so they’ve got at least a 2-14 season in the bag! Let’s go Bills! Keep that season circling the drain!!!

:: Next week: the Jaguars come to town, bringing Buffalo’s recently-jettisoned former starting quarterback, Trent Edwards, along for the ride. The Jags aren’t usually all that great, but they’re coming to Buffalo, folks. Better get ready for some more pie!

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Sunday Burst of Weird and AWESOME!

Oddities and Awesome abound!

:: OK, I like Krull too, but let’s not go crazy here, folks. (Especially if you can’t even get your LOTR facts right!)

:: I’m not the biggest fan of steampunk in the world, but it’s a fun little subgenre that does yield some awfully nifty stuff from time to time. Case in point:

:: One subset of blogs that are always fun to follow are what I call the “One man’s obsession” blogs: blogs which are devoted to a person’s singular pursuit of something, be it a hobby or particular area of interest. A great example is Slice Harvester, wherein a guy is blogging his way through a slice of pizza from every pizza joint in New York City. Don’t read this blog on an empty stomach, of course.

More next week!

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In the Garden of Eatin’

I haven’t done a food-related post in a while, so here’s…a food-related post.

:: Every summer, as we reach the final weeks of August, the sweet corn starts to get really good ’round these parts, and we have corn-on-the-cob with just about every meal. (Well, not quite. Never tried it with pancakes.) And our favorite item to feature alongside the corn is the good old BLT sandwich. But we take our BLTs fairly seriously; no thin-sliced bacon cooked to death served on boring white bread with iceberg lettuce here, nosiree! It’s whole grain bread, nicely toasted; lots of richly green leaf lettuce; thick slices of fresh (and local) tomato; nice-sized slices of red onion (technically making our sandwiches ‘BLOTs’); and, of course, slices of thick-cut bacon cooked just to the point where it’s starting to crisp.

BLT

We’ll serve this menu two or three times in just a couple of weeks. And then, we won’t have BLTs again until the waning days of next summer.

:: Picnics are another pleasure we like to indulge in the warmer months, pretty much like everyone else. Our picnic fare is similar to everyone else’s: sandwiches, chips, and some fresh fruit. We like to buy nice, crusty rolls, like Ciabatta, and put fine meats and more green leaf lettuce (or Romaine, depending on what we have) and some Provolone on the roll. Serve with chips, it’s an entire meal.

Picnic food

:: Chips with cheese dip:

Chips with cheese dip

No, we didn’t make these. This dish is from a local Mexican restaurant which we’ve tried a few times and have found…OK. The place is decent enough, and it has a great looking interior and the service is never a train wreck, but it hasn’t really wow‘d us of yet. In truth, we’re still looking for a place to fill the void in our lives left behind by the local departure of Don Pablo’s. Sigh….

:: This one, however, I did make. One weekend we were grocery shopping, and we realized we had no dinner plans for that Sunday evening. So I grabbed a fairly cheap roast of beef, and the next morning, I mixed up a batch of this barbecue sauce, dumped it in the crockpot, submerged the beef in the sauce, and let the thing simmer away on “low” for ten hours. When I removed the roast, it looked like this:

Shredded Beef I

Then I took a couple of forks and shredded the thing. It was so tender, this only took about a minute and very little effort; the meat was falling apart, which is exactly what we wanted.

Shredded Beef II

We served the meat on toasted rolls. Shredded meat sandwiches are awesome! On the side, roasted potatoes. Yum! Seriously, this was about as low-effort a meal as I’ve ever made. So easy.

:: I’ve mentioned this joint before, but I always like to repeat myself. Some of our favorite places to eat are “road food” joints, the places that are plunked on the side of the street, where you order and pick up at a window and eat at an outside window. Our favorite such place is Taffy’s, which is very well-known in the Buffalo Southtowns.

Taffy's

There actually is some indoor seating here, but that amounts to three or four tables and three spots at a very tightly cramped counter. The attraction here is the outside, the benches that rock back and forth, the oldies on the stereo, and watching the cars go by at one of the area’s busier intersections. The food is your typical fare at such a place: burgers, sausages, fries, and an enormous menu of milkshakes. (In the photo, see the lady with the backpack there? To her left is a white menuboard. That menu is nothing but milkshake flavors.) Taffy’s was actually in the news recently when a customer received a single curly fry that was several feet long. We’ve never been that lucky, but it’s still fun to eat there.

Here’s what I had last time, the “Western Philly Cheesesteak sandwich”:

Western Philly Steak Sandwich

The “Western” part is the barbecue sauce poured onto a standard cheesesteak. Still, this thing was Teh Awesome!

:: Let’s see, what else? Oh yeah, dessert. Which is usually ice cream. Hooray for ice cream!

Firstly, I was thrilled to see that a flavor The Wife and I dearly loved but which disappeared from the freezer cases across Western New York years ago, is finally back. Behold…Perry’s White Lightning!

White Lightning!

If you can’t read the label, it’s dark chocolate ice cream that has a white chocolate and mint swirl running through it. Oh man, is this stuff good.

Our favorite place to go out for ice cream is a little roadside joint called Route 20 Ice Cream, which is just down the road from us.

It’s done up in the style of a gas station from the 1940s or thereabouts, complete with a couple of antique cars nicely fixed up and parked there and antique pumps, like this one for “Sky Chief” gasoline:

Behold Sky Chief!

(Sky Chief was a premium gas blend put out by Texaco years ago. A friend told me this over on Flickr, and that’s indeed the case, according to Wikipedia. Cool!)

Of course, the ever-present danger in a place like this is choosing what to have. You spend a lot of time behind people staring at the menu, like these two ne’er-do-wells:

So whadda ya want???

Rapscallions, I say!

:: And of course, at the end of the day, you just want to ease into relaxation mode by quaffing a nice beverage.

Quaffin'

I don’t remember what beer I was drinking when I took this, but I got that gorgeous mug at the Sterling RenFest this year. It’s now my favorite implement for the consumption of fine lagers and ales. Huzzah!!

And that’s the recent story in food here at Casa Jaquandor.

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