Tag: Bad Joke Friday

In honor of the upcoming Olympics: I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

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What do you call a fish with two sodium atoms?

A 2Na fish!

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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day!

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A video delivery this time! Courtesy The West Wing.

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Oh wow. See, I had scheduled something like the last four or five BJF’s well in advance, so I assumed that I had one ready to go this past Friday…and yet, apparently I did not. I am the absolute worst.

But hey, here’s a terrible joke!

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags his tale and the other tags a whale!

OK, I feel better now. I’m not sure why….

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A lycanthrope transforms in front of his friend for the first time.

“Oh my god,” says his friend, “You just turned into a wolf.”

“Yes,” he replies, “I am a were.”

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Courtesy the cast of Hannibal.

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An Arthurian theme this week!

What was the name of the fattest Knight of the Round Table?

Sir Cumference!

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