Little Annie

Glenn Greenwald on Ann Coulter, who continues to get the plum speaking engagements when members of the Right get together:

[T]he single most prestigious political event for conservatives of the year is a place where conservatives go to hear Democrats called faggots, Arabs called ragheads, and Supreme Court justices labeled as deserving of murder — not by anonymous, unidentifiable blog commenters, but by one of their most popular featured speakers.

But we should, at the very least, be able to have a moratorium on all of the scandals driven by their claims to be so offended and upset when anonymous commenters on a blog say mean things, or when bloggers use curse words, or when Senators transparently botch a joke. The ugliest and most obscene sentiments are openly expressed not by their blog commenters or even bloggers — though that is true — but by their most admired and successful political leaders, the ones whom their presidential candidates desperately seek to embrace and for whom their most committed throngs cheer wildly.

She is the face of what the hard-core Republican Party has become, particularly during the Bush presidency. That is why she holds the position she holds in that movement. That’s why Mitt Romney was giddy with glee when her name passed his lips. He knows that her endorsement is valuable precisely because she holds great sway within the party, and she holds great sway because the hard-core party faithful consider her a hero for expressing the thoughts which they themselves believe but which other, less courageous Republican figures are afraid to express.

This is not about a single comment or isolated remark. The more Ann Coulter says these things, the more popular she becomes in this movement. What this is about is that she reflects exactly what sort of political movement this is. She reflects its true impulses and core beliefs. If that were not the case, why would she continue to receive top billing at their most prestigious events, and why would she continue to be lavished with rock star-adoration by the party faithful?

I have nothing to add, really.

UPDATE: Still nothing really to add, except to note the fact that the Right gets the vapors whenever left-wing bloggers swear, and yet they cheer this kind of stuff. By current American standards, Democratic presidential candidates can’t hire people like Amanda Marcotte but Republican candidates can accept the endorsement of Ann Coulter even as she calls prominent Democrats “faggots”.

It seems that Republican “civility” mainly means “We can say whatever we want, but you can’t.”

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Sunday Burst of Weirdness

Can there be any doubt? By far the biggest Weird Thing to cross my radar screen this week as Conservapedia. Nothing else even came close, and nothing else to date has so perfectly illustrated for me the tendency of much of the Right in this country to wall itself off from reality in as complete a way as possible. People who think this is a good idea truly live in a dream world.

UPDATE: From their entry on the Moon:

Throughout man’s existence, the Moon has had the same size as the Sun when viewed from Earth. This creates a beautiful symmetry and permits phenomenal eclipses to occur. The odds of that symmetry occurring by chance are too small to be considered possible. That symmetry will not last forever.

There is no plausible non-creation theory of origin for the Moon at this time.

Our solar system is one of the few that has only one sun. Only one sun and only one moon: this uniqueness may reflect the existence of only one God.

On unicorns:

The existence of unicorns is controversial. Secular opinion is that they are mythical. However, they are referred to in the Bible nine times,[1] which provides an unimpeachable de facto argument for their once having been in existence.

And compare the Conservapedia entry on algebra to the Wikipedia entry on the same topic. One of these contains interesting and helpful information, with sources; the other reads like Coach from Cheers when he had to learn facts about Albania for a night class:

Albania!
Albania!
You border on the Adriatic!
Your land is mostly mountainous,
and your chief export is coal!

(to the tune of “When the Saints Go Marching In”)

What an absolute joke.

UPDATE II: God, I can’t stop. From their entry on Albert Einstein:

Nothing useful has even been built based on the theory of relativity. Only one Nobel Prize (in 1993 and not to Einstein) has ever been given that even remotely relates to the theory of relativity. Many things predicted by the theory of relativity, such as gravitons, have never been found despite much searching for them. Many observed phenomenon, such as the bending of light passing near the sun or the advance of the perihelion in the orbit of Mercury, can be also predicted by Newton’s theory.

(I suppose I should note that the nature of a wiki-based site like this means that the text of entries can change, and that therefore some of the quotes above may in time disappear from the linked entries. I could go to the trouble of creating screen shots, but I hope you’ll all take my word for it. I’m just cutting and pasting.)

UPDATE III: On second thought, here are screenshots of the current state of the articles linked above:

Read ’em and weep.

UPDATE IV: Ach, wouldn’t you know it. All these years, and I’ve had Coach’s “Albania” song in my head wrong. The chief export isn’t coal, but chrome. Watch the clip here.

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Brief Political Notes

A few political items I’m thinking about:

:: When regular surveys show that shockingly-low percentages of Americans know things like when the Civil War was fought and who the Presidents enshrined on Mount Rushmore are, why should we care about a poll in which Americans rank the Presidents?

:: Richard Mellon Scaife is pining for the Clinton days? Really? Wow.

:: I didn’t watch the right-wing version of The Daily Show, and nor do I intend to, but I’m hearing pretty universally that it isn’t funny (unless you’re the type of person who found Rush Limbaugh’s godawful TV show back in the day funny). A professional comedy writer explains why it’s not funny:

I hate to keep explaining this, but if it seems like the Republicans have been suffering the comedic brunt for the last six years, this is because they have been in power, and comedy’s job is to kick power in the junk.

More revealing is the idea of using “talking points” in a comedy show. This is obviously someone who’s never worked a real comedy writer’s room. For topical runs, you start with “okay, what happened today,” and you look at everything. Everything. This is because comedy has maybe a 10% success rate on the pitch, and that’s just for joke-like objects, never mind actual functioning funny jokes. To fill a show with a couple dozen funny jokes, you don’t have the time or luxury to stick to talking points. You need to find the funny. Unless you’re not worrying about funny — in which case, you get the 1/2 Hour News Hour.

:: By pure chance, I saw that one ugly term being bandied about in reference to Islamic persons is “Muzzie”. Jee-bus, there are some messed-up people in this country.

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Why I miss Molly Ivins

From a column Ivins wrote about Camille Paglia, way back in 1991:

What we have here, fellow citizens, is a crassly egocentric, raving twit. The Norman Podhoretz of our gender. That this woman is actually taken seriously as a thinker in New York intellectual circles is a clear sign of decandence, decay, and hopeless pinheadedness. Has no one in the nation’s intellectual capital the background and ability to see through a web of categorical assertions? One fashionable line of response to Paglia is to claim that even though she may be fundamentally off-base, she has “flashes of brilliance.” If so, I missed them in her oceans of swill.

Whole thing here.

(Via this MeFi thread on the occasion of Paglia’s return to Salon. I don’t read Salon unless someone I already read links something there, so I didn’t even know Paglia had been there before, much less left.)

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Sunday Burst of Delusion

Rumsfeld-Bolton in 2008.

The money quote:

Rather than running away from this record, how about running on it? How about trumpeting the military success of the missions in Iraq and Afghanistan, and highlighting the need for inter-agency reform to offset the problems we have encountered in reconstruction?

The war was a military success, and everything that’s happened since has been “reconstruction”.

This is like saying that the Buffalo Bills won Super Bowl XXV because they led at halftime, and just ran into a few problems running out the clock.

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NOOOOO!!!

I don’t have anything to link yet, but as of this writing (7:00 pm, ET), MSNBC news is flashing a Breaking News headline that Molly Ivins has died.

And with that, I’m going to go into a room from where the Daughter won’t be able to hear me swearing a lot.

UPDATE: And two minutes after I clicked “publish”, the link. Ivins died of the breast cancer she’d been fighting for some time.

Condolences to her family. This sucks.

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Shortest campaign ever?

Let’s hear it for Joe Biden, who declared his candidacy for President and then decided to show the world that he could stick his foot in his mouth even faster than the guy already in that office, which is really saying something. Here’s what Biden said about Barack Obama:

“I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,” he said. “I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”

Obama’s “clean”! Imagine that — African Americans have finally come far enough that they can be trusted to field a Presidential candidate who can take a shower and knot a tie!

Honestly, folks, I can’t think of a Democrat I’d less like to see in the Oval Office than Joe Biden. As Kevin Drum says, “He’s just a gaffe machine waiting for someone to flip the power on.”

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Huh-WHUH??!!

What the hell?!

THE US wants the world’s scientists to develop technology to block sunlight as a last-ditch way to halt global warming.

It says research into techniques such as giant mirrors in space or reflective dust pumped into the atmosphere would be “important insurance” against rising emissions, and has lobbied for such a strategy to be recommended by a UN report on climate change, the first part of which is due out on Friday).

Scientists have previously estimated that reflecting less than 1 per cent of sunlight back into space could compensate for the warming generated by all greenhouse gases emitted since the industrial revolution. Possible techniques include putting a giant screen into orbit, thousands of tiny, shiny balloons, or microscopic sulfate droplets pumped into the high atmosphere to mimic the cooling effects of a volcanic eruption. The IPCC draft said such ideas were “speculative, uncosted and with potential unknown side-effects”.

I swear that these guys vet their policy proposals by a rigorous process of just sitting around and watching old episodes of The Simpsons.

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Do-gooders

Jeff of Psychosomatic Wit reproduces this column by Reg Henry, a columnist for the Pittsburgh Post Gazette. I’ve never heard of Henry before, but on the basis of this column, I may be keeping tabs on him in the future. Here’s a sample:

To my mind, one of the oddest slurs hurled against anyone is that he or she is a “do-gooder.” Apparently our society has decided that it is a terrible thing to do good, although this is not what we tell our children.

Public prejudice against the “do-gooder” is enshrined in an unflattering dictionary definition –“A person who seeks to correct social ills in an idealistic, but usually impractical or superficial, way.” This meaning reflects the understanding of an old proverb: “The road to hell is paved with good intentions.”

That may be so. I have never actually been in hell — I just remember high school algebra class.

But it occurs to me that the road to hell is more often paved with bad intentions or their close relations, which are indifference and/or arrogance. (If it’s a Pennsylvania Department of Transportation project, potholes may also be built into the paving.)

I reckon “do-bad-ers” with their hard hearts also help pave the road to hell, but it is only “bleeding hearts” that are seen as the problem. “Bleeding heart” is a popular alternative epithet to “do-gooder.”

Yes, bleeding hearts and do-gooders are a risible lot, annoying interferers in the tough, no-nonsense, practical-minded business of life. But I have to think that good intentions and pulsing hearts have also paved the road to heaven.

Read the whole thing.

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