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Major League Baseball decided to pay tribute to one of its greatest stars ever, Ted Williams, by naming the All Star Game MVP Award after him. This was an excellent way to honor the “Splendid Splinter”, who died last week. Of course, if the Powers That Be in baseball had their crystal balls functioning properly, they would have avoided doing this for another year — because then they would have known in advance that there would be no MVP awarded at this year’s All Star Game, because the game would go to 11 innings, the two managers would run out of players, and commissioner Bud Selig would be “forced” to call the game a tie.

Amazing. Just amazing. How MLB can still be alive after its long history of bad decision making, which crystallized last night on the field, is one of the great mysteries of the Universe, right up there with black holes and the duck-billed platypus. The decisions that led to the most ridiculous conclusion of a baseball game in memory were many: both managers selected too many position players and not enough pitchers; both managers cleaved to the rather recent notion that every player should be able to play (whether that means getting one at-bat, pitching to one hitter, or even just being a pinch-runner); despite the expansion of the Major Leagues, the All Star Rosters have not been increased; et cetera et cetera et cetera. The excuses trotted out by Bud Selig and others (“We didn’t want to risk injuries to our players”, “We ran out of players”, “Last call at the hotel bar was in twenty minutes”) are, in a word, lame. This was an idiotic thing to happen.

And if that weren’t enough reason to question the decision making abilities of the folks running the National Pasttime, just wait. The disastrous lessons of 1994 seem to have been duly noted and ignored by both management and labor, and a player’s strike is looming. Way to go, Major League Baseball. Way to go, Mr. Selig. Way to go, Player’s Union.

How many more weeks until the Bills open training camp?

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I love the Tour de France. The sheer level of endurance that these athletes display is utterly, utterly amazing.

Lance Armstrong slipped to fifth place overall today, which isn’t much of a concern. Armstrong’s strength is in the mountain stages; it is there where he will almost certainly make his move. The last three Tours — all won by Armstrong — played out precisely in this way.

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Part of the pre-game ceremony for the Major League Baseball All Star Game was baseball’s 30 greatest moments. They seem to have pretty much nailed them all, although I’d have included Kirby Puckett’s walk-off home run in Game Six of the 1991 World Series. (Of course, Jack Morris’s shutout in Game Seven of that same Series was a fine choice, too.) It’s too bad they couldn’t include some of the best moments from All Star Game history; then we might have been able to revisit that wonderful scene in 1993 (or was it 1994?) when Randy Johnson uncorked a fastball over John Kruk’s head. It was one of the funniest baseball moments ever.

And not surprisingly, the Pirates — losers of 100 games last season and embarking on what will be a long rebuilding process after their last GM, Cam Bonifay, decimated the farm system — only have one All Star representative (and they probably wouldn’t even have him, if not for the rule that requires that the All Star rosters reflect at least one player from each team). This year it is closer Mike Williams, who the Pirates signed to a large contract last offseason for some unknown reason. Teams which lose 100 games typically have far more pressing needs than a top-flight closer.

Ah, well. Go National League!

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Let the waiting for 2005 begin: over at TFN, an article has been posted on what will happen in Star Wars Episode III. What I’m most interested in is seeing how Yoda gets away from the forces of evil; surely the Emperor and Darth Vader would never allow him to live if they had any idea that he was not dead. (And notice, in The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi, Vader says things to Luke like “Obi Wan has taught you well”, never once mentioning Yoda. Hmmmmm.)

I am also interested in seeing if my theory about the parallels between the fall of the Jedi and the true story of the Knights Templar holds true.

It’s also less than six months until The Two Towers. Try as I might, though, I simply cannot get excited about Star Trek Nemesis.

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One of the more pleasant side effects of having children is that once the child reaches the age of, oh, two or so, one suddenly becomes much more well-versed on the subject of animated movies. One gains the ability to quote entire passages from Dumbo, Aladdin, Snow White, et cetera. Of course, it helps if one actually likes animation to begin with. Fortunately, I have always loved animation….although some of the films don’t bear up upon many, many, many viewings as well as others (I think I can safely live to the age of 71 before I feel the need to watch The Rescuers again).

Anyhow, in recent weeks we have made liberal use of our Blockbuster card to catch up on some animated films we haven’t seen yet, and we actually saw a new one at the theater.

:: Shrek. Yes, somehow we failed to see this movie when it was out last year. It’s every bit as delightful as the reviews and box office receipts implied. It’s a warm and funny film, with a lot of heart but also with a hearty helping of satire and humor. The tone is most similar to the classic film The Princess Bride, in that it constantly walks a fine line between telling its own story and parodying others. The story, about an ogre who claims to crave solitude but really desires love and acceptance, is a wonderful little fable. What makes the film so endearing is its heart and its humor. In one scene, the villain — Lord Farquaad — attempts to extract information, through torture, from a helpless Gingerbread Man, using methods such as prolonged submersion in milk. Later on, the Lord is trying to get information from a Magic Mirror. The Mirror tries to hem and haw, until Farquaad gestures to one of his guards — who holds up a hand mirror and smashes it with a gaunleted fist. The Magic Mirror quickly falls in line after that. The film is full of these kinds of jokes, some of which are quite dark indeed — witness the bird that explodes when the lovely Princess Fiona’s voice attains a too-high note. The film’s music score is a combination of pop tunes and ordinary orchestral underscore, all of which somehow works. Shrek is a pleasure.

:: Atlantis: The Lost Empire. This is Disney’s foray into a new type of animated film, where the emphasis is on story and action as opposed to song and dance. It’s an intelligent move for Disney to make, as its musical films in recent years have felt a bit thin. It’s almost as if Disney’s best writers have been working on the PIXAR films (Toy Story, Monsters Inc., A Bug’s Life). Atlantis‘s story is really nothing new, in itself; in fact, the film could almost be a reworking of Stargate. A nerdy archaeologist has eschewed traditional studies for unpopular esoterica, and he claims to have discovered the key to finding the lost city of Atlantis. Of course, this gets him nearly fired from his museum job, but a mysterious and rich benefactor personally finances his expedition, which he undertakes along with a crack team of other experts. There is the crusty military man, the eccentric dirt expert, the French demolitions man, and so on. They embark on their journey, eventually arriving at Atlantis after a number of adventures — and a number still to go, as certain persons on the mission are revealed to have other agendas at work. None of this is particularly surprising, but it is still highly entertaining because of the freshness of the animation — a lot of which is based on techniques developed in Japanese anime — and the wittiness of the script. (One notable line comes from the submarine’s public address announcer: “Tonight’s meal will be baked beans, musical performance to follow.”) The film’s climactic action sequence is something to behold: it is a battle between Atlanteans (and some of the good guys) in flying-airships that are shaped like fish (one character says, “Do you have anything sporty, like a tuna?”) and the bad guys in miniature biplanes, centering on a hot-air balloon that is attempting to depart through the crater of an extinct volcano. The animation during this sequence is nothing short of amazing — never is the action anything but crystal clear. If Atlantis: The Lost Empire breaks no new ground in terms of story, it is still an enormously entertaining film and may point the way for traditional animation in the future.

:: Mulan. This is the oldest of the films that we’ve recently seen. It is also the most uneven of them. The film tells the tale of a Chinese girl who, desperate to bring honor to her family, disguises herself as a man so she can go off to war against the Huns. While this is different subject matter for Disney, it is clear that a need was felt to “Westernize” certain aspects of the tale. This being the case, the film doesn’t really create the sense of time and place that the best of the Disney films evoke. Mulan simply isn’t Asian enough; despite a few very nicely done sequences, this film still feels like a Western take on China rather than China itself. The songs aren’t bad at all, but they are very un-Oriental in their tone (especially the horrible pop-tune that closes out the film’s end credits); the film’s music score, by Jerry Goldsmith, is very good but still doesn’t push the Asian envelope enough. The film’s voices are well-selected, with many of prominent Asian actors — George Takei, Pat Morita, Soon Teck-Oh (one of my favorite character actors and a frequent Magnum, PI alumnus) and Ming-Na in the title role — but somehow the film still feels like the Epcot version of China rather than the real thing. The villains are nothing more than robotic killing machines. Mulan is an enjoyable film, but it can’t compare with a film like Princess Mononoke (yes, I know that Mononoke is set in Japan and not China, but the point stands).

:: Finally, we saw Lilo and Stitch last week. What an entertaining film this was. At first glance, one expects a Disney-fied version of ET: The Extra-Terrestrial. A diminutive alien is stranded on Earth, where he meets a young person from a broken family and then both proceed to learn valuable lessons about family and love. The similarities end there, though, because the alien — Stitch — is actually a genetic creation by an alien scientist who is literally programmed to do nothing but destroy. (In one scene, he creates a miniature model of San Francisco so he can trample, Godzilla-like, through the city.) The girl — Lilo — is rough around the edges; she gets into fights and purposely sabotages her sister’s attempts to convince the social worker (a huge, black man named Cobra Bubbles and voiced by Ving Rhames) that she is an adequate guardian. The film is animated in wonderful style, making prominent use of pastel shades and watercolors for a look that is quite different from the usual Disney boldness. The music blends traditional Hawaiian song with, believe it or not, Elvis Presley (who apparently is quite revered in Hawaii). The film employs some wonderful humor: when the aliens simply decide to vaporize Earth to rid themselves of their escaped weapon, a life scientist pops up and explains that Earth is the sole habitat of that precariously-endangered species, the mosquito. Lilo and Stitch is a terrific film.

I am starting to wonder if some kind of Golden Age of animation might not be in the offing, between the continued excellence of traditional animation (recently renewed by the adoption of anime techniques), the increased appreciation of anime in general, and the continued evolution of computer-generated animation. There is still life in Disney….but it’s not all Disney. And that’s all to the good.

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A thousand cheers for the organizers of this years Taste of Buffalo, which was held downtown this past weekend. The festival was great fun, as always, and for some reason the food seemed even better this year. Maybe it was the fact that, unlike last year, it didn’t rain.

It is still a bit depressing to walk through the festival, along with upwards of 200,000 other people, and note the large number of empty storefronts and closed businesses. Downtown Buffalo has a long way to go.

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I wrote a few days ago about Russia’s proposal of an international mission to Mars. In that article, I wondered if the Russians could meet the financial obligations that they would incur if such a project were undertaken. The financial problems of the Russian space program are well-documented; they have, for example, raised money for their cash-strapped operation by licensing the hulls of their rockets for advertisements and auctioned off old test vehicles. Well, their problems go far deeper than that, and it now appears that this may be — and probably is — a way for the Russians to secure more Western (and, mainly, American) financial backing for their space program. A Mars mission would involve a long-term commitment of capital, which is not exactly in great supply in Russia these days.

(Thanks to the Captain for the information.)

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I’ve been nursing a cold for the last couple of days, which is why I’ve been absent from posting since Friday.

The problem with summertime colds is the degree of incredulity they create. Since it’s not the time of year that I associate with colds, not only is there the typical suffering of a runny nose and a sore throat and all the rest of it, but there is an additional sense that “I can’t believe this is happening! How on Earth did I get a cold? Nobody I know has one!” If this were October or November, say, I would have little difficulty accepting the fact that I have a cold right now. As it is July, though, the whole thing seems a bit stupid.

Now, it’s off to ladle some more DayQuil down my throat.

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Imagine, if you will, that in every room in your house there is a vacuum cleaner — in fact, imagine that at no point in your life are you ever more than, say, ten feet from a vacuum cleaner — at work, in the bathroom, the kitchen, the bedroom, the car, everywhere. And further imagine that the vacuum cleaner nearest you is always running, so that at no point in your day can you not hear the sound of a running vacuum cleaner. You must constantly talk to be heard over it. You must turn the TV on loud enough to be heard over the vacuum cleaner, or you must wear headphones cranked high enough to overcome the noise.

This, according to Scientific American, illustrates the noise level on the International Space Station. A running vacuum cleaner produces a sound level of roughly 75 decibels. According to NASA, the worst sound levels in the Station are a consistent 70-72 decibels (in the Russian module), with the levels in the American module in the 50-60 decibel range. The United States Navy, on the other hand, limits regular exposure to ship-board noise over 60 decibels. This is a growing problem for the ISS, as well, because more and more equipment is being taken up and installed.

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The Russians have proposed a joint mission to Mars. I am all for this; I believe that four or five hundred years from now this era will be chiefly remembered because this is when humanity’s exploration of the stars began. A joint mission sounds exciting, and is probably the way to go, as a mission of this magnitude is quite probably beyond the capacity of any single nation or agency to mount. A few questions, though:

:: What would be the actual point of such a mission? If we’re merely looking to explore the Martian surface, that would be much better achieved — and much more cheaply, too — by further enhancements of the robotic missions that have already taken place. Despite the well-publicized failures of a few Mars missions, we have had great success exploring Mars remotely — the Sojourner vehicle was a triumph, as were the Viking landers. If the point is an Apollo type mission — go there, snap a few pictures, collect some rocks, come back, and then say “Well, we can go there. What’s next?” — then I must wonder if that’s the best reason to go. The only reason such a mission would make sense, as far as I can see, is to serve as a precursor to actual colonization of the Red Planet. Is that the case? I don’t know. But if we’re looking to start colonization of other worlds, perhaps the Moon would be a better place to start.

:: Can the Russians really meet the financial obligation of this mission? They’ve had problems coming up with the money and materials they pledged for the International Space Station, and a Mars mission would be far more expensive.

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