A Rare Occurrence of Fairness to the President

No, I don’t plan to make a habit of this. It’s a New Year and all, but let’s not get carried away: I have no intention of being fair to the President on a regular basis.

But I was reading a bit of Jim Hightower’s new book, Thieves In High Places: They’ve Stolen Our Country and It’s Time To Take It Back, and I came upon this passage on page 20, at the beginning of the second chapter:

These days, honesty in politics is about as rare as a rooster laying eggs, but in the 2000 presidential run, there was one wonderfully candid moment.

It came from George W at a fat-cat dinner in New York City. A sea of affluence filled the room — men were dressed in white tie and tails, women in designer gowns. Trying to make a little opening joke about his Big Money support, George said: “This is an impressive crowd. The haves and the have-mores. Some call you the elite. I call you my base.”

Now, Hightower’s pretty coy here, but he makes it sound, at least to me, that Bush was speaking to a primarily Republican crowd here — as if this was similar to, say, Trent Lott’s “Gee, if we’d only elected Strom president, we wouldn’t have had all these problems, wink wink” moment of a year ago. Hightower describes Bush’s line as a “little opening joke”, implying that it was just that, an opening joke in a more substantive speech.

Problem is, I actually remember the speech at which then-Governor Bush said that line. It was in his remarks at the Al Smith Memorial Dinner, which is a quadrennial affair which is traditionally attended by both the Democratic and Republican presidential candidates, who then each give a humorous speech, generally marked by self-deprecating humor. The 2000 event featured Bush saying the above line, in addition to also claiming that he and William F. Buckley had something in common: “He wrote a book while he was at Yale, and I read one.” Al Gore used similar self-deprecating humor (something at which he has always been adept), saying things like “Please accept my apology for interrupting your meal. Since this is a special occasion, I wanted to mark it by getting all of my interruptions out of the way before Gov. Bush speaks.”

The speeches at that dinner are archived by C-SPAN here, beginning at roughly the 48:00 mark.

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“Come on, people! This poetry isn’t gonna appreciate itself!”

Yet another collection of Simpsons quotes, this one with helpful annotations. (I didn’t know that Mr. Burns’s standard salutation, “Hoy hoy!”, actually has some meaning. Especially since I now tend to walk around going “Hoy hoy”.)

It interests me that of all the TV comedy shows I’ve watched, there are really only three from which I can remember large numbers of moments that make me laugh just to think of them: Friends, Seinfeld, and The Simpsons.

(via MeFi)

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They still TEACH that?!

Michael Lopez doesn’t think that typing is an important skill for the youngsters. And he’s right. I’ve never taken any kind of structured, official “keyboarding” course, and yet, when I take one of those online typing tests, my speed almost never comes in below 70 wpm. The reason is simple, as Michael explains: like him, I have spent many years in the presence of a keyboard. And it’s not just PCs; before that I used to play Colossal Cave and other text adventures on the mainframe at my father’s university, and before that, as a proto-writer in grade school, I’d use an ancient typewriter.

I don’t know what I find more amazing: that anyone thinks that the “right” way of typing still needs to be taught, or that we can identify that particular skill as “essential in today’s economy”, or that we still have people teaching this stuff in an era when we’re jettisoning little things like music programs.

The kids are growing up with computers. They type their term papers, they do IM’s, many have blogs, et cetera. I think they’ll pick up typing along the way.

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