Think of the CHILDREN!

The things you learn about your locality, from the strangest sources. I just learned, via BookSlut, that Buffalo’s Channel 7 used to use its secondary audio feed to carry periodicals and books, read for the blind by volunteers. Key word: used to. As the news article reads:

That was until earlier this year when one listener complained about a word heard during the reading of Tom Wolfe’s new novel, “I Am Charlotte Simmons.”

Even though such fare was read only after 10 p.m., Channel 7 officials — fearing the prospect, the expense, the ordeal or the uncertainty of an FCC indecency investigation — dropped the service. Several weeks later, according to The Buffalo News, limited service returned — but no programming at all between 10 p.m. and 5 a.m.

This is something that I’ve noticed for a while, but haven’t thought about how to put into words, and I’m still not entirely sure about it — but it seems to me that we have, in some way, allowed a single complaint to outweigh the satisfaction of far more people who are satisfied. This manifested all the time when I was working in the restaurant business. At my Pizza Hut, we had a family of regular “customers” who would come in oh, once a month or so, and they were unbelievably disruptive when they did. Their three young children — all of apparent ages within two years of each other — would scream incessantly; they would literally complain about everything about their experience from start to finish; and so on. And yet, we couldn’t ask them to not come in any more, because the corporate mindset was that a customer complaint is to be avoided at all costs. (Never mind the complaints from the other customers whose experiences were disrupted by these people.) Losing the business of this family was considered unacceptable.

What does this have to do with the blind-reading service above? It seems to me that the “One complaint is all it takes” attitude has been adopted by those who would see censorship take hold:

It is the censor’s perfect formula: One word plus one complaint plus one calculation equals millions of words for an audience of thousands wiped from existence.

One person was offended by a single word, and therefore blind people in range of Channel 7’s audio feed are deprived of a valuable service. And in this case, it didn’t even require government intervention: Channel 7 pulled its own plug. I’d call that de facto censorship, in a time when the FCC is basically casting itself as the mobster: “Nice little TV station ya’s got there. Be a shame if anything happened to it.”

In the article linked above, I also see a pretty stunning quote from one of our elected representatives. It seems that Rep. James Sensenbrenner (R-Wisconsin), recently had this to say to cable executives on the subject of promoting “decency” on the airwaves:

I’d prefer using the criminal process rather than the regulatory process.

Say what we don’t want you to say, and you’ll go to jail. That’s a powerful Congressman’s take on “decency”.

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My head hurts.

Craig of BUFFALOg has decided to take his blogging ball and go home. Fine. We’ll get our own ball. And our new ball will bounce to the left! Heh! Indeed!

Kidding aside, what he’s actually done is dig into his own pocketbook and get his own domain name and set up an entirely new blog, so welcome America’s North Coast to the mix. (BTW, he’s not just a Buffalonian — if you’re after right-of-center commentary that doesn’t froth at the mouth, Craig’s got the goods. He’s a daily read of mine, and for someone with whom I agree politically maybe twenty percent of the time, that’s saying something.)

Now for the headache: I don’t have to delete the “BUFFALOg” link in the Buffalo section of the blogroll, because it turned out that there’s another Buffalo-based blog called “Buffalog”, and it’s also run by a guy named Craig. So, Craig has a new URL, but that’s OK, because I can just change the link for the old Craig to a link for the new Craig and give the old Craig a new link.

Oy. Blogging is hard work.

(I wonder if there’s a blog called “Istanbul’s Beaches” or “Constantinople’s Waterfront” or something like that? I’d better not try to find out. It might just be my evil twin brother Ed.)

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Kid-Lit

Lance Mannion posted some children’s literature recommendations the other day. Check them out. I agree entirely with the ones there with which I am familiar.

In our household, the “Amelia Bedelia” books are always a hit with The Daughter, although I have a hard time reading them aloud because about the eighth time I have to say “Amelia Bedelia”, my tongue starts to trip on the name — and the name generally occurs at least once per page in each 60-page book. But they are funny — the earlier ones, anyway. The more recent ones — and it’s blindingly obvious which ones these are — are less so.

The Baranstain Bears are always a hit, too. Even the ones that deal with a “message” are decent, because they tend to do it without being annoyingly condescending. Curious George is also a good bet most of the time — especially the alphabet one, because I’ll bet that’s the only children’s book that uses the word “dromedary”. And we also like Rosemary Wells’s Max books a lot.

Of course, for ongoing recommendations on children’s books, Will Duquette is the place to go. It’s pretty funny when Will encounters a book he doesn’t like; his verdict is always some variant of “They can read it when they grow up if they want to, but I am sure not reading that book ever again!” That kind of says it all, doesn’t it?

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Stop the Goofiness!

Just in case any of my readers happens to be tooling around town in a Scion XB, I’m sorry, but I have to say that every time I see one of these on the road, I expect it to pull up to the curb and for a milkman to hop out. Probably one who looks a bit like John Cleese or Michael Palin.

Seriously, that has to be the goofiest looking car on the road today.

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“Revelations”

I made an attempt to watch that new show Revelations last night, because I do enjoy a good apocalyptic story once in a while (but not of the Left Behind variety), and I gave up at pretty much the exact same moment that PZ Myers gave up. There’s something there about fine minds thinking alike, or something like that. Anyway, I guess I’ll just restrict my apocalypse tastes for my DVD set of Millennium‘s first season. Now there was a great show. I watched the pilot the other day, and it was still fairly chilling, even eight years later (and five after the actual turning of the millennium).

And when Americal Idol was over (How on Earth does a crappy singer like Scott Savol keep surviving?!), I turned it over to Eyes, which is one of the most entertaining shows I’ve seen in a long time. If you’ve seen the movie Sneakers, that’s sort of what Eyes is like. It thrills me that somebody’s trying to make a crime show that’s fun and entertaining in the way that Magnum, PI and The Rockford Files were, as opposed to the constant dourness of the Law and Order franchise. (CSI is a different animal — the original’s got lots of black humor, which the New York incarnation has been adding in as well, while the Miami edition has sun, surf, and Emily Procter.)

Anyway, give Eyes a try, folks.

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Ummm…folks?

There’s a fun blog-game being kicked around (here and here) that looks pretty fun, but to my knowledge, no one has yet kicked the ball my way. Over here! I’m open! Hey! Come on, guys!

(Lord, I feel like I’m back playing basketball in junior high again…except I was the guy who was so bad at basketball that I didn’t want the ball. I later learned, during my college years, from an eye doctor that my depth perception is very poor, and reflecting on that, I realized that I am bad at estimating distances, which may well be what makes me such a spectacularly bad shot in basketball.)

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Sorry ’bout that!

Whoops. I did not intend to go two days without posting anything here; it just kind of happened. There was some hectic stuff going on, some not quite so hectic stuff going on, and just some general apathy here and there. I feel mildly guilty about missing two days when I’m on the cusp of a six-day hiatus (coming next week, see sidebar for dates), but not that guilty. You all don’t own me! I’m a free person! Gahhhhh!

Errr…back to the show.

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A Blast from the Past

Back when I first started blogging, a common name that cropped up on liberal blogs was that of David Horowitz, a guy who apparently was a liberal at one time but became a conservative, and one of the most intellectually dishonest ones alive. I hadn’t seen Horowitz mentioned in quite some time, though, until today, when I see that he engaged in an e-mail “debate”, edited the replies he received, and then responded to the edits alone. And apparently Horowitz didn’t think that his interlocutor would (a) notice, or (b) still have his own e-mailed responses to the questions asked.

I’d call Horowitz a hack, except that would be an insult to hacks.

(Link via Dr. Myers.)

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Great Moments in Customer Care

I just remembered this post of Forrest Covington’s from a week or two ago, in which he relates a pretty amusing question he received from a potential client of his. And I figured that people who play the piano would be, you know, inherently smart enough to not ask questions like this. Wow.

(I’m amazed that Mr. Covington didn’t respond that he could just tune the black keys, thus saving the pianist even more money if he would switch to playing nothing but pentatonic music!)

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