Sunday Burst of Weirdness

Weirdness abounds….

:: Remember that Stuff White People Like website? And remember how lots of us found the concept goofy (but still good for a quiz-thing)? Well, the joke’s on us, because that guy’s got himself a book deal.

You know, you’d think there would be a market out there for a book of George Lucas hero-worship. I’m just sayin’, folks.

:: On a related note, we have Stuff Nobody Likes. Where’s this guy’s book deal? Huh? Huh?!

:: Via Warren Ellis, we have Russian skydiving. This cracked me up.

:: You may remember that the Soviet Union was crafting its own space shuttle during the 1980s, with said program being scuttled when the USSR collapsed; the Russian space program since has continued to rely on capsule-like craft. But if you’ve ever wondered what became of the prototype orbiters the Soviets built, Jason’s got the goods, along with a terrific photograph. Check it out.

Yup, I love me some weird stuff. Thank God we’ve got Teh Interweb!

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Strapping young lad, isn’t he!

A while back I decided that instead of monitoring my body-reshaping progress by the use of a scale, I’d use the metric of the shoulder straps of my overalls. Well, today I reached for the “official” pair I’ve designated for this odd exercise, and sure enough, I had to draw in the straps by about an inch. Here’s where things stand right now:

That doesn’t seem like much, but another development is that I can now fasten the upper set of side buttons on this pair without sucking my gut in too much:

I am sucking in a little, but it’s more like William Shatner as Captain Kirk gut-sucking, as opposed to, say, William Shatner as TJ Hooker gut-sucking. I still won’t fasten those side buttons as a rule for a while yet, but this is still exciting progress.

I’m also getting stronger, slowly and steadily; I have increased the weight on every weight-training exercise I do several times since I started the program back in January, and I am noticing some pleasing curvature to my upper arms and my legs. That’s a deeply satisfying feeling. I can’t wait to be able to compare myself in January 2009 to the one who showed up at the Y in January 2008, and so on.

In the course of my renewed devotion to health, I remembered a website I used to follow back when I last embarked on a weight loss program. This was back in the waning days of 2001, starting a month or so before I launched this blog and continuing for more than a year afterward, a period over which I lost slightly more than fifty pounds. The site is called One Phat Man, and it’s the self-told story of a guy who, through changes in diet and exercise, took himself from over 350 pounds to down near 200. (He hasn’t updated in a long time, but his archives are all there.) It was quite a story, and I found it pretty inspirational at the time: there was no gimick, no “take this powder and swallow this pill” stuff, nor any “Stick to this hyper-regimented diet plan for eight months to lose weight” rigamarole, nor any “Eat nothing but protein, that’s the ticket!” weirdness: just a simple message that basically boils down to “Choose which life you want to lead, and then live it.” I love that message: sure, it takes work to get healthy, but if it really matters, it won’t really feel like work. He also has the ideal response to the whole “But when your program ends you’ll just gain the weight back” arguments: If you continue to do the things that transformed you, you will continue to stay transformed. That’s exactly right.

That’s what I’m doing, as well. Am I eating more protein? Yes I am, because I’ve learned that it requires more energy from the body to digest, and because I’m not so much concentrating on losing weight as removing fat and adding muscle at the same time. I’m also eating a lot more salads; I’ve ditched all dressings except for extra-virgin olive oil and balsamic vinegar; I’m eating breakfast regularly (usually a whole-grain, high-fiber cereal like shredded wheat with a half-cup of blueberries and a glass of OJ). I’m making my lunch to take to work every day, which is both healthier and much less costly.

But there are things I’m not doing. I’m not eliminating things from my diet completely. Once a week I skip my usual mid-morning snack of yogurt-and-granola and substitute a coconut donut (pure heaven). I haven’t cut back at all on my coffee consumption. I’m eating more fish; we keep frozen tilapia filets around as a staple now (just thaw, dust with flour, and then pan-fry in a bit of seasoned oil). As healthy as we’re trying to eat now, though, we still go out to the Chinese Buffet once or twice a month; last week we drowned our sorrows in maple syrup; the other night neither The Wife nor I felt like cooking, so we got a pizza and breadsticks from Capelli’s. I still eat chocolate, but in much smaller quantities. I’m discovering that I can feel satisfied with just three gingersnap cookies, as opposed to grabbing half the package. I have a box of Thin Mints that I’ve been working on for a month now; time was when a box of those would be gone in a matter more of hours than days. I’ve vastly reduced the amount of pop I drink each week, but I still grab a bottle of Cherry Coke for Saturday afternoons, which I drink in the evening after putting the groceries away (just finished it, whilst writing this post) and we still enjoy the union of Caffeine-free Pepsi and spiced rum. For snacking, I keep apples around, and peanut butter; mixed nuts and pistachios. Crackers and potato chips? Not so much. Tortilla chips, though? Still here, just not consumed all that often.

That’s how I’m doing it, a little at a time. Onward and upward. Or downward, as the case may be.

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Exxxx-celent!

According to not one but two bloggers — Lynn Sislo and Steph Waller — this blog is Excellent! Ha! In your face, Flanders! But now I have to identify some other “Excellent” blogs, and here’s the thing: they all stink. Ha! I’m the only one!

OK, I’m kidding there. Here are some real nominations. (I’ll avoid any common nominations, but I’ll note that of the blogs on Lynn’s and Steph’s lists than I know, they are, in fact, excellent. I’ll also not nominate those who nominated me, although both Lynn and Steph are excellent with a capital X.)

:: In terms of blogging, Sir Matthew Jones the Indestructible, who blogs at A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy, is like one of those comatose people who slumbers for a year or more and then awakes for a few days, talks constantly about anything and everything, and then goes dormant once again. (This is because he’s got one of them “important jobs” and a “social life”, enemies numbers One and Two for regular blogging.) He’s currently enjoying a burst of blogging activity, so if you’re into first-class geekitude, get thee hence. (Matt and I have known each other since fifth grade, way back in 1981, so aside from my direct family members, I’ve known him longer than anybody.)

:: Angela Martini is hard to pin down. She is an illustrator who lives in New York City, and she spreads her content over multiple websites, some of which are infrequently-updated blogs and some of which are not. She’s most active on Flickr, though, and her posting regularity there, combined with her own comment on her photos, is very blog-like. She’s a lovely person, she wears overalls, and I’m supremely jealous of her hair. (Yeah, I said it. Many a photo she’s posted makes me think, “Wow, I wonder how I get my hair to do that!” A good example is here.)

:: Jeff of Psychosomatic Wit is a guy who really puts his heart out there, for all to see. His type of blogging takes a bit of bravery to do. (He’s also in a rough spot right now, which had been a long time coming and which had been hoped by all of his regular readers to not be coming at all.

:: Another terrific source of high-quality geekitude, Jason at Simple Tricks and Nonsense always brings the goods. Sometimes we agree on stuff, sometimes we don’t.

:: Blue Girl in a Red State mostly writes short-and-sweet posts: small glimpses into a life that all add up, the more you read.

:: The Sheila Variations is the kind of blog I wish this one could be, if I was a bit more fearless in my posting and a hell of a lot better read.

:: All Things Jennifer is a Buffalo blog that’s the kind of thing I most like to read: it’s about someone living their life in Buffalo. Not a whole lot of “Here’s why New York State/Erie County/City of Buffalo politics are Teh Suck”, just a whole lot of life.

:: What I said about All Things Jennifer? Ditto for Erin Go Blog.

That’s all the ones I’m picking for now. But there are tons that I could choose, and I probably will, next time this thing rolls ’round again!

(Image of Montgomery Burns snagged from here, after a Google image search)

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Six Things!!!

A short while back, Will Duquette tagged me with the “Six Things” meme thing, which is just like the venerable “Seven Things” meme thing, except that this time it’s “Six Things”. So I’m supposed to come up with six things about me. This gets harder each time it comes around; six years of bloggorhea will do that to you. I’m more and more hard-pressed to discuss stuff that I don’t discuss here, and that would be too horrifying for words. So here are six things about me, and if I repeat anything from a former iteration of this particular meme-thing, well, you might want to consider finding another blog to memorize!

:: It scares me that I’m well-versed enough on the show Saved By the Bell to say with some conviction that I think Tori was cuter than Kelly Kapowski.

(BTW, according to IMDb’s SBtB page, Lisa Turtle actually appeared in six more episodes than Zack Morris! How did that happen?!)

(Also BTW, Mark-Paul Gosselar was really quite effective in his role on NYPD Blue. I never once looked at him on that show and thought about Zack Morris.)

:: The closest I ever came to pulling an all-nighter in college was staying up until 6:00 am. This was not to finish a project, a paper, or study for a test. It was a Friday night and we were drinking beer and watching movies until 4:00, when one of us (I don’t remember if it was me or my room-mate) said, “Hey, we should watch The Wall now.”

:: As a function of a movie’s actual quality compared with my expectations going into it, I found Highlander 2: The Quickening far less disappointing than the original Highlander. I expected the former to be a steaming bowl of suck, and thus was able to kind of have fun with it, while the original had been so built up in my mind by a bunch of friends of mine who were huge fans of it that when I finally watched it I thought, “That’s it?”

(Clancy Brown, though, rules in any number of ways.)

:: I wish somebody would make a paper bag large enough for a human to crawl inside, so I could see just what it is that cats love so much about getting inside paper bags. Then I’d like to have another person jump on top of the paper bag while I’m inside the paper bag, just like the cats do.

:: I was very glad when The Daughter outgrew CandyLand, because it always bugged me that aside from the shuffling of the deck, that game has no element of chance whatsoever.

:: My favorite chain restaurant dessert of all time is the apple pie at Don Pablo’s, which I’m unlikely to ever get to eat again since the chain no longer exists in Western New York (hmmm, I wonder if it exists at all?). They would serve the slice of pie on a sizzling hot skillet, and it would be drenched in a hot brandy sauce and then topped with a scoop of ice cream. It was wonderful stuff, truly wonderful.

OK, that’s that. Who to tag? Hmmmmm.

Still thinkin’. Hmmmm. Well, tag yourselves, folks!

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Daylex

I enjoy a clever LOLCat photo as much as the next person, but I don’t post many of ’em here because, well, that’s really kind of picking the low fruit when it comes to blogging, isn’t it?

But hey, once in a while one comes along that really hits my funny bone right on the sweet spot, and this is one such case:

Humorous Pictures
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Heh!

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Sentential Links #135

This will be the Charlton Heston edition of Sentential Links, in honor of…well, Charlton Heston. Duh!

:: He parted the Red Sea. What more can you ask for?

:: Heston’s was a beauty uniquely suited to epics, so striking, symmetrical and sculpted that no matter how wide you made the screen, how much period paraphernalia you hung around the set or how many good-looking extras you had milling around, he held the gaze.

:: Let’s get one thing straight first: every news outlet I’ve seen report this story so far has one detail wrong: Charlton Heston died yesterday at the age of 83. He wasn’t 84, as I keep seeing.

:: This is something NO actors have today – NONE – it is no longer the “style” of acting, and no longer in vogue. And that’s fine. Things don’t have to stay the same forever. But at least we could look back at one of the greats and say, “Ah. There. That is how it was done. That is how it should have been done.” (This is actually two posts in one, as it contains a further tribute by Richard Dreyfuss that I’d never read before. Check it out.)

:: It’s funny—a few years back, one could really surprise people by pulling out that Michel Mourlet bit about Heston being an “axiom of cinema;” now, thanks to the internet, almost everyone knows it.

:: So, goodbye, Chuck; maybe you’ll meet Moses and compare notes.

:: Charlton Heston is a true hero’s, hero.
Who do we have today: Keanu Reeves?

More next week.

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Unidentified Earth 33

Well, the last two Unidentified Installments have been identified! UI 30 is the Frist Campus Center, the Princeton building that serves as the exterior for the hospital where Dr. Gregory House belligerently treats people and undermines coworkers on the show House MD. UI 32 is Haystack Rock, the defining feature of Oregon’s Cannon Beach. We went there many times when I was kid, and Haystack Rock is a truly stunning object. And yet, I never knew that at low tide, you can actually walk right up to the thing. I always assumed that it was forever looming a couple of hundred feet off the actual shoreline. Anyhow, congrats to reader CAC, who now wins 1000 Quatloos.

Anyhow, now that we’re all caught up, time for the new installment!

Where are we? Rot-13 thy guesses!

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Sunday Burst of Weirdness

Here we go:

:: From the “Our school principal may be a moron, but he’s our moron!” file, we have the tale of the eight-year-old kid who was suspended for three days from school (later reduced to one day) for the transgression of sniffing a Sharpie marker. Despite a toxicologist’s testimony that one cannot get high from a Sharpie marker, this Bold Administrator of Staggering Backbone is sticking to his guns, and is banning permanent markers from school. Thank God this fellow is seeing to the needs of the children!

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:: It appears that the world record for underwater ironing has been broken. I’ve been wondering when that record was going to fall. All that’s left is DiMaggio’s streak, and all the records of old will be gone!

:: Hockey playoffs without the Buffalo Sabres. That’s pretty friggin’ weird, I must say. Harumph.

:: Found yesterday at The Store, in our Bulk section: Gummi Army Guys. I can’t tell you how much I think this rules.

All for this week. More next week!

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