Sentential Links #158

[UPDATE: I screwed up the timestamp on this post, which is why it’s appearing Sunday night and marked as Monday. So I’m just changing it to a regular old Sunday post, for this one week only. It was supposed to run as a scheduled post tomorrow, but I blundered it. Oops! Plus I decided to add a few more links, because the post looked a bit half-baked to begin with.]

Continuing to traipse through Blogistan:

:: I listened to CNN while driving around the valley today, and it hits you when it’s no longer 50 people, but 50 people with names. Names and achievements. Names and families. Names and jobs. Names and lives lost.

:: Way back when, my friend Jeff was a lunatic behind the wheel of a car.

:: I worry about the artists and musicians and actors and other creative people who always live on the periphery…. but in this current moment of our history are precariously balanced on the edge.

:: “I am. I already was. I always will be.”

:: So get busy. We’re running out of charming little towns. You don’t want to be stuck with Pismo Beach.

:: Vancouver, I’m sure, is a lovely city and British Columbia is a lovely province, but for now, for today, they can suck it.

:: It’s a sadly accurate cliche that fans of science fiction (myself included) become so engrossed in our genre of choice that we often forget there’s an entire world to explore, right here on Earth. (Now, that’s just crazy talk.)

:: I can’t believe that in twenty years you never had a chance to use the sled.

:: I don’t mean angry or insane. I mean that Mad magazine shaped who I am, and I wouldn’t be half the schmuck I am without it. (Sometimes I miss MAD Magazine. My favorite feature was always the “Lighter Side”.)

All for this week. More next week, perhaps.

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Sunday Burst of Weirdness

Oddities abound!!!

:: Want a good, solid Republican solution to all your problems? Just type them in here, and it’ll tell you. And if you don’t believe them, then click the “That doesn’t make sense” button. It’s like having Eric Cantor right in your living room! (Alan linked this on Facebook.)

:: Via MeFi I see a group of photos on Flickr of two twin sisters, named Maurine and Noreene. Later, the sister were identified. This caught my eye because when I was in high school, there was a family of four sisters (none twins, though, all different ages) named Colleen, Maureen, Noreen, and Aileen. I guess you had to be there — but this is a pretty interesting tale of genealogical detective work.

:: Er…what? (Maybe not safe for work. Via Warren Ellis. Hey, if you want to believe that this particular activity is wrong, great, but if I see someone wearing one of these, I’m going to be awfully tempted to ask something like, “So how ‘ex’ are you? Because I’m gonna need to know that before I shake your hand.”)

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Unidentified Earth #56

UPDATED: Link fixed.

OK, I think I’ll be able to get back on schedule with Unidentified Earth now that life is seemingly (!) on the verge of returning to normal sinus rhythm here at Casa Jaquandor. As of this writing, there are exactly zero guesses for UI 55, so I probably made that one a wee bit too hard. So here’s hint number one: this location is in a state that borders New York. We’ll start narrowing it down, OK?

And meantime, here’s the new puzzler:

Where are we? Exact name isn’t required, but at least naming the state this is in and the significance of this locale is, for full award of some random number of Quatloos. Rot-13 your guesses, as always, please!!!

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Just testin’ out my hammer.

In the “Credit where due” department, I just have to give major props to the creative geniuses behind Scrubs. Apparently this is to be the show’s final season, and man, is it ever going out on a strong note. This season has been one terrific episode after another, each one filled with laughs and poignant insight that have been the show’s hallmark since it first aired. I love that they’ve found ways to keep Dr. Kelso relevant even though he’s retired, that they’re doing the logical things with Dr. Cox, that the new interns are turning out to be interesting characters in their own right, that JD and Turk still engage in all manner of craziness, that the Janitor continues his unique brand of lunacy, and that they’ve managed to come up with a convincing way to give Ted a girlfriend.

I am so going to miss this show when it ends, and ABC’s picking it up for one final glorious run almost gets that network off my hook for canceling Once and Again back in 2002.

And Sarah Chalke and Judy Reyes are just getting more and more beautiful! Wow, am I going to miss this show.

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The Yes/No Quiz

I did this on Facebook, and am now crossposting it here. The rules:

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and Asks!

Now, here’s what you’re supposed to do… And please do not spoil the Fun. Copy and paste this into your notes , delete my answers, type in your answers and tag as many of your friends as you’d like to. Then see what happens.

Kissed anyone one of your facebook friends? Yes.

Been arrested? No.

Kissed someone you didn’t like? No.

Slept in until 5 PM? No.

Fallen asleep at work/school? Yes.

Held a snake? No.

Ran a red light? Yes.

Been suspended from school? No.

Totaled your car/motorbike in an accident? No.

Been fired from a job? Yes.

Sang karaoke? No.

Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yes.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? Yes.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes.

Kissed in the rain? No.

played strip poker? No.

Flown on a plane? Yes.

Been on a cruise? No.

Have any regrets in life? Yes.

Sang in the shower? Yes.

Sat on a rooftop? Yes.

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? No.

Broken a bone? Yes.

Shaved your head? No!

Blacked out from drinking? No.

Played a prank on someone? Yes.

Felt like killing someone? Yes.

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? Yes.

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? No.

Been in a band? Yes.

Shot a gun? No.

Tripped on mushrooms? No.

Donated Blood? Yes.

Eaten alligator meat? No.

Eaten cheesecake? Yes.

Still love someone you shouldn’t? No.

Think about the future? Yes.

Believe in love? Yes.

Sleep on a certain side of the bed? Yes.

That’s it. Kinda dull, but there it is.

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The thoughts that come

A couple of thoughts that keep occurring to me, in the wake of last night’s plane crash in Buffalo:

:: While we were hanging out at baggage claim, just miles away people were perishing in a fireball. There was absolutely no sense in the airport that anything was amiss at all.

:: Some of the people who were hanging out in the ticketing area, just outside the security checkpoint, were waiting for people to walk off a plane that would never arrive. I wonder what goes on when this happens: what do they put on the teevee “Arrivals” screen? Do they make a PA announcement of what’s happened, or do they just say “Would anyone waiting for Continental Flight Whatever please report to the Continental ticketing desk”, or do they say nothing and just wait for people to learn as they will? How does this happen?

What a sad day this was.

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Exhale….

The Wife is home, safe and sound.

The Daughter and I picked her up on schedule last night, no problem, no fuss, no muss. But on the way home from the airport, we did notice five or six police cars and emergency vehicles speeding, lights flashing, past us on the eastbound lanes of I-90. We didn’t really think much of this…until this morning, when I learned that within fifteen minutes of The Wife’s plane landing, another plane went down about five minutes out from the Buffalo Niagara Airport.

What a strange mix of horror and relief. But for anyone reading this blog who might have seen notice of a plane crash in Buffalo, The Wife was not on that plane.

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Something for Thursday

The day before yesterday would have been the 80th birthday of film composer Jerry Goldsmith, who passed away in 2004. I’m a big admirer of Goldsmith’s work, and note the occasion of his 80th with a remarkable cue he wrote for Star Trek: The Motion Picture. This is heard during the scene where Admiral Kirk flies to the Enterprise for the first time, early in the movie; it’s basically five minutes of looking at a starship. But what a starship she is, and with music like this, well….

For a taste of what Goldsmith at his height could bring to the table in terms of action scoring, here is what is, for me, the single best action cue he ever wrote (and he wrote a lot of ’em). It’s “Raisuli Attacks”, from The Wind and the Lion:

There are actually two cues here, put together: the second is “Guest of Raisuli”, which begins at about the 3:12 mark. It’s a delicate statement of the film’s gorgeous love theme. I listened to this score for years before I saw the movie, and I was a bit disappointed, I must admit, when I finally saw the actual action scene “Raisuli Attacks” underscores. Hearing that music initially, I pictured a pitched battle of Ragnarokian scale. It’s not, at all. I got over it; The Wind and the Lion is really a terrific film.

I’ve always been of the opinion that Goldsmith’s output after around 1990 or so dropped off in quality a bit, but he still had an amazing career, and I think his music tended to get lost in the shuffle a lot because, unlike John Williams, Goldsmith tended to end up scoring, for lack of a better term, bad movies that are mostly forgotten except for their wonderful Goldsmith scores. Anyway, Goldsmith left behind a giant legacy in film music.

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Final reminders! (Almost)

Today’s the end of Blogroll Amnesty Week, so if you have a blog I should link or know of one, drop it in comments here. (I have zero submissions as of yet. And I would point out that in the course of blogroll revisions over the last year or two, I may have made inadvertent deletions that weren’t intended, or blogs that might have been inactive and returned to active status. Let me know!)

And don’t forget about Ask Me Anything!. I’m taking queries there until Saturday.

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Charlie Wilson’s War

With the teevee show Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, writer Aaron Sorkin apparently thought to establish himself as one of the great genius writers of teevee history. Or, at least, that’s how it felt to watch that show, with its constant and open subtext of “Teevee sucks, but luckily there’s a genius writer on hand to save it!” Studio 60 was quite the disappointing effort, I discovered; not just because the show managed to basically turn a fascinating premise into a fairly boring show, but because it also exposed Aaron Sorkin as being a bag-of-tricks kind of writer. So when I rented the latest Sorkin-scripted effort, the movie Charlie Wilson’s War, I hoped that it would exhibit a return by Sorkin to his best days when he was writing the early seasons of The West Wing or the movie The American President. And yes, Charlie Wilson’s War is a step in that direction, but I don’t think it got all the way there.

Charlie Wilson’s War tells a true story many don’t know anything about. A Congressman named Charlie Wilson learns of the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan, and decides to use his power as a Congressman to increase the CIA’s budget to fund the Mujahaddin resistance fighters. However, he soon learns that the CIA’s ability to help the Majahaddin is almost nonexistent because the Soviet weapons are so vastly superior to anything the Afghans have, so Wilson uses a number of contacts he knows to start to broker a clandestine operation where the US will fund the sale of Israeli weapons to the Afghans. (Somehow Pakistan is involved too, although I lost a bit of sight of the particulars.) It is, apparently, one of the largest clandestine operations in US history, if not the largest, and it played a great role in the Afghan defeat of the Soviet forces (with said defeat later being a major factor in the Soviet Union’s collapse).

This is the kind of story Aaron Sorkin is actually ideally suited to write. It’s got tons of inner details that he can use to create those long-winded speeches his characters always have; like so many episodes of The West Wing, the characters here are always able to rattle off the top of their heads the exact numbers of billions of dollars being spent on various operations, or the exact specifications of the Soviet helicopters that the Afghans are trying to fight off with World War I-era rifles, and so on. And sure enough, the characters in this movie have one Sorkin-esque speech after another.

Of course, that’s the typical problem with a Sorkin script: all of the characters tend to talk like every other character, so the film’s success hinges on whether we enjoy listening to these actors deliver their Sorkin-esque speeches. For the most part, the movie works in this regard. Tom Hanks as Charlie Wilson strikes a nicely laconic tone of the kind of intelligence to tends to take people by surprise; Julia Roberts stars as the far-right-wing Texas oil woman who becomes one of Charlie Wilson’s key contacts. Philip Seymour Hoffman is the third standout in the cast as Wilson’s CIA contact, a man who is bitter and burned out and who yet still rises to the occasion to put together one of the CIA’s great triumphs. The supporting cast is also strong: Amy Adams as Wilson’s personal aide; Ned Beatty as a Congressional chair; and so on.

One reason that Sorkin’s rapid-fire speechifying in his scripts tends to work better in movies than on teevee is, I think, the fact that movies aren’t rigidly adherent to the concerns of running time, so actors don’t have to recite their speeches as quickly as humanly possible, as they so frequently were on The West Wing and, in even more pronounced fashion, Studio 60. This allows the actors to find their own cadences, which helps mask the fact that Sorkin writes everybody’s dialog the same way.

And there are also some real gems in that dialog, to be sure. After the President of Pakistan tells Charlie Wilson that he has some character problems (Wilson has just, among other things, tried to order a whiskey in the Pakistani President’s palace), Wilson complains “I’ve just been told that I have character problems by a guy who killed his predecessor in a military coup.” And later on, when he’s trying to get the Pakistani president on board with his plan to supply the Afghan fighters with Israeli weapons, the Pakistani president says something like “For this to work, the world can never know that Pakistan and Israel worked together. We must appear to be mortal enemies.” Wilson responds, “Yeah, I don’t think that’s gonna be a tough sell.” Moments like these are offset by odd, almost slapsticky moments in which Charlie Wilson is having two conversations at once and for some reason has to keep shoving one interlocutor out of his office so he can talk to the other, or moments when characters like the wealthy Houston socialite can recite the contents of some House appropriations bill right down to the number of millions being on spent on this instead of that. Mostly, Sorkin’s scripts these days don’t give the impression that characters are talking; instead, they’re reciting.

I also think that the movie doesn’t take long enough for its subject matter. This is a big and fascinating story, and yet the movie seems to breeze by it all very quickly. We don’t get much of a sense of what kind of man Charlie Wilson is, other than a womanizer and a heavy drinker. In the opening scene, Wilson is captivated when he sees that Dan Rather is on location on the CBS news, wearing a turban somewhere; Wilson obsesses over this point, even though at the time he’s sitting in a hot tub next to three beautiful and naked women. Why is Wilson fascinated by this? We’re told that he’s not much of a Congressman (“Your chief legislative achievement in six terms is getting re-elected five times”), but we don’t get much sense of how he’s able to wheel-and-deal his way to getting what he wants. And the film doesn’t tell us anything at all of what became of the principles of the story after this story ended, choosing instead to pay very brief lip service to the fact that if the US had paid greater attention to Afghan rebuilding after the end of the Soviet occupation, recent history might not have been so dominated by Islamic fundamentalist terrorism.

Charlie Wilson’s War is a slick and entertaining movie. But it feels a bit slighter than it should, played for more laughs than its story deserves, and ultimately, I didn’t feel that I’d been told a story so much as had one suggested to me. This subject matter deserved a telling with more gravity than this.

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