Graphically Reading

Time to catch up on a few graphic novel titles I’ve read recently:

:: Water Baby by Ross Campbell is a different kind of story, certainly. I didn’t much enjoy it, but it’s OK. A female surfer named Brody loses half of her leg to a shark attack while surfing, which leads to some kind of existential crisis involving her ex-boyfriend who shows up after an absence, her best friend who seems to have some homosexual tendencies. The three fall in together, alternating between getting along and not getting along, and then they embark on a road trip. The book ends when the road trip ends. I’d say more, but there’s really not much more to say about the story than that. This is the kind of character study piece where the point is to spend some time with some characters, rather than paying a great deal of attention to what happens to them. (Aside from the shark attack, of course.) The book is aimed at teen readers. I found it mildly interesting, if rather short and slight. The book suggests some interesting things regarding Brody’s psychology after she loses the ability to surf, but nothing much is made of it.

:: House, by Josh Simmons, tells the tale of a young man who is backpacking through the countryside when he comes across an enormous dilapidated mansion and two women sitting outside, who are also backpacking. They go inside, and haunted-house type stuff ensues. This book’s art is very compelling – the atmosphere reminds me a bit of Edward Gorey’s work, although it is at times hard to figure out exactly what’s going on, and this is important because the book is all art and no dialogue. Not a single speech-bubble to be found here – the entire story is conveyed through pictures alone. That said, I read this in about twenty minutes.

:: Madame Xanadu tells the backstory of a character who has apparently been in the backgrounds of the DC Comics universe for years now. I’d never heard of Madame Xanadu before I saw this book on the shelf at the library, but you’ve always got to start somewhere. Madame Xanadu turns out to be a magician who has lived for many centuries, and whose adventures have taken her from the tutelage of Merlin to the palace of Kublai Khan to the court of Marie Antoinette and to other places. All throughout these journeys, she finds herself struggling against the forces of history, which are personified in a man she knows only as “The Stranger”, who is everywhere she goes and whose presence she finds both maddening and intoxicating. The present graphic novel collects the first issues of a “Madame Xanadu” series, so I’m not even sure if the book is complete, even though it does end on a “full stop” of sorts. I did appreciate that the book doesn’t assume any particular degree of knowledge of the DC Universe, and I really appreciated the art, by Amy Reeder Hadley. Matt Wagner’s writing is also very good. I enjoyed this book a lot.

:: And then there’s Cairo, which I loved. I outright loved it. Written by G. Willow Wilson and drawn by M.K. Perker, Cairo is a thriller in which five strangers – a drug runner, an alternative journalist, an American expatriate, a college student, and an Israeli soldier – find themselves involved in the search for a stolen hookah pipe that happens to house a genie. The search is joined by a gangster-magician, and the story set in present-day Cairo, with all its East-meets-West tensions, turns into a highly entertaining, and moving, potboiler. If anything, I felt that this book ended too quickly.

:: Finally, I read the autobiographical The Quitter by Harvey Pekar. Pekar is the writer of the highly-regarded American Splendor, but he has not been a career writer. Rather, after knocking around from one job to another in his youth, he got an office job with a government agency and stayed there until retirement. Nevertheless, he was apparently a fine jazz critic, and he really does turn out to be a very gifted writer after all, when one considers how fascinating The Quitter is despite the fact that there is, at first glance, almost nothing about Pekar’s life that people would consider fascinating at all. But then, that’s the whole point, isn’t it – that the normal and the boring in everyday life can actually turn out to be the most fascinating. I’m reminded of Gene Siskel’s old test for how he was liking a movie: “Would I rather watch a movie of these people just having lunch?”

A pretty good run of titles, I think…Water Baby was the least of them, and even that one wasn’t a complete waste of time.

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Sentential Links #191

Linkage for the week!

:: Think how much more awesome you would be if you got to have Thanksgiving twice a year. That’s basically how I am all the time.

:: I sense it’s about time to share some of my thoughts about television and movie critics, myself, and the past, present and future of my corner of the critics-on-TV adventure. (There is an increasing sense of “farewell” to all of Roger Ebert’s posts of late. I’m wondering if he is nearing his end.)

:: Once she spent an entire lesson on one measure.

One measure. (I remember lessons like that. They were amazing.)

:: I am very thankful for the power that keeps us warm and lights the darkness and am so aware that there are still people living without power, and some without shelter – in this country and in other countries – as we move toward a time of celebration and gratefulness…… and even in my very simple life I know that I am lucky beyond measure.

:: In a crazy kind of irony “Freedom of the press belongs to the guy who owns one” stops being true once everybody owns one; noise drowns out sig

:: Holdstock, along with people like Neil Gaiman, taught me just how original and imaginative fantasy could be. (In reference to author Robert Holdstock, who passed away yesterday. I only read one of his books, Mythago Wood, but he’s been high on my list for a long time. I’ll have to push him higher on the “to read” pile.)

More next week.

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I must return to Ryhope Wood

I’ve seen today, in a number of places, that fantasy author Robert Holdstock has died. He was only 61. Apparently he was hospitalized several days ago with an E. coli infection, and he succumbed today. He was only 61 years old.

Holdstock wrote a number of highly-regarded books, but as of now, the only one I’ve read is Mythago Wood, which a friend of mine who was also a correspondent of Holdstock’s sent me with orders to read it as soon as possible. I did, and I was highly impressed with it (this was seven or eight years ago, and might well have been before I even launched this blog). He also sent me the sequel Lavondyss, which I still have not read — nor anything else by Holdstock, for that matter — but I will. And soon.

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Sunday Burst of Weirdness

Oddities abound!

:: Having gone to college in northern Iowa, I interacted with more than a few Minnesotans, all of whom had elder relatives who insisted on trotting out lutefisk every year. This despite the fact that no one in their right mind could possibly want to eat the stuff. Here’s a description. I’d sooner eat haggis than that.

:: Don’t look at this article if you’re in any way squeamish! The 10 Most Horrifying Sports Injuries is just that. Faces pulverized by objects in flight, limbs bent in directions they’re not supposed to bend and in places they’re not supposed to be bendable, and one that longtime Buffalo Sabres fans will almost certainly remember.

I was actually watching the Monday Night Football game in which Napoleon McCallum destroyed his leg. I recall that it wasn’t clear what the injury was until ABC put up a replay, no one having any idea of what had happened — and all three guys in the booth (this was during the Al Michaels, Frank Gifford, and Dan Deirdorf) simultaneously going, “Ooooohhhh….” You can hear that moment in the YouTube vid over there. If you want. It’s pretty gross.

:: If ever we needed evidence that some folks out there have way too much time on their hands, I give you…shuddera Seinfeld/Star Wars mash-up poster.

I feel dirtier just looking at that.

More next week!

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Four years

“I have to remind myself that some birds aren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they’re gone.”

-Red, The Shawshank Redemption

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Blogger Reefer Madness!

Lots of folks have noticed lately that the Word Verification CAPTCHAs on Blogger (and others) are less random concatenations of letters nowadays and more things that seem like they may be, or actually are, real words. Sometimes these are pretty funny, such as this one with which I was confronted a few minutes ago whilst leaving a comment over at SamuraiFrog‘s place:

Could Blogger be, I don’t know, telling me something?

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From the Books: “A Pound of Paper”

Some time ago I read a book called A Pound of Paper: Confessions of a Book Addict, by John Baxter. The book is a memoir of Baxter’s years as a book collector and sometimes dealer, and it’s full of amusing anecdotes about that craft. Here’s one of them:

One in a row of three-storey detached homes built in the Twenties, the house and garden had the shabby look of a place run to seed, belying the red MGB sports car parked in front. The car’s owner opened the door, a young man of the type known as “Hooray Henry”, in yuppie uniform of pressed jeans, flannel shirt, Hush Puppies, no socks, and — my God! — a cravat.

“You’re the book chaps, yah?”

“Yah,” I said. “I mean, yeah.”

“Come in, come in. Haven’t much time. Lots to do.”

He led us into the front room, lined floor to ceiling with big books in uniform leather bindings. Sorting papers was a girl dressed in the female equivalent of his outfit; same jeans, same shoes, same no socks.

“These are the book chaps, sweet,” he said.

She spared us an uninterested glance and went back to the papers.

“The house belonged to my fiancee’s father,” he said. “I’m helping her with the sale. Now these,” he went on, waving around the walls, “are not for sale. A valuer from Sotheby’s will be here tomorrow. That understood?”

Martin nodded enthusiastically, groping at the same time for his tobacco pouch and the makings. I looked around the books with my best poker face. Even I knew that bound volumes of the Proceedings of the British Dental Association were worth about as much as telephone directories. Both he and Sotheby’s man were in for a mauvais quart d’heure.

“The rest are upstairs.” He led us up the staircase. At the top was a large room lined with empty shelves, in the middle of which was a neat parallelepiped, two meters by one by one, of the books that had been on them. “You can have any of these. See if there’s anything you want. I’ll be downstairs.”

As his steps receded, Martin, nodding with pursed lips, as if listening to an unheard voice, picked up one of the books. It was a first edition of P.G. Wodehouse’s The Heart of a Goof in its original gaudy dust wrapper with its gold motif. I’d seen one less good in a catalogue at a hundred pounds.

There were more underneath, all in their wrappers. Eric Ambler novels, Sapper, Taffrail, John Buchan — and Graham Greene; my heart jumped as I spotted the near diaphonous wartime cover of A Gun for Sale and the plain cream one of his first novel, The Man Within.

“Boots rebinds,” Martin said, peeling off the Wodehouse wrapper to reveal the plain cloth cover. “Boots rebound everything, but they kept the dust wrappers. At the end of the year, they put them back on and sold the books at a shilling each.” He turned the spine to me, showing the “one shilling” label.

“What are they worth?”

“The books? Ten quid each, maybe. The wrappers…” He shrugged. “Hundreds.”

“Each?”

“Well, the Wodehouses anyway. And the Greenes. The Buchans…”

We tried to calculate a total, but hadn’t got far when the young man bounded up the stairs again.

“Well, what do you think? Anything here you can use?”

“Oh dear, oh dear…” Martin muttered. In moments of stress, he betrayed his middle-class origins by descending into a variation on the maiden-aunt’s fluster that sat oddly with his boho look. He didn’t quite wring his hands, though he came close. “I suppose…two hundred quid for the lot?”

Said with more confidence, the sum might have seemed almost insulting, but Martin’s nervousness, not to mention his wardrobe, suggested that £200 was all he had in the world.

“And you’ll take them away — tonight?”

“Car’s outside,” I said, not revealing that it was a Fiat with the cubic capacity of a shoebox. I took out my chequebook. “Who do I make it out to?”

We spent an hour ferrying the books to the car, convinced that at any minute he’d realize the treasure he was giving up. Each trip just made the experience more intense. If there is anything more pleasurable than not giving a sucker an even break, I don’t know what it is.”

How fun it would have been to hear the chuckling of the Sotheby’s valuer the next day, huh?

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The “Dumbass Quiz”

I got this from Kerry, who dubbed this a “dumbass quiz”. Strangely, the word “dumbass” appears nowhere in the quiz. Odd….

1. 3 living things you treasure

The Wife, The Daughter, and as of right now, Abe Vigoda.

2. 3 non-living things that you treasure

My 11-in-1 screwdriver, my laptop, and Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

3. favorite time of the year and why

Fall, because temps become nicely comfortable, the world gets prettier, and the Bills start playing…oh wait, forget that last one.

4. favorite things to wear

This question is too hard to answer.

5. are you a perfume wearer? If yes, which one?

No. Nor do I wear cologne, musk, or any other “manly” scent. Sometimes, though, I smell of sawdust.

6. favorite animal

Killer whales.

7. top three events in your life (so far)

Two births and a wedding.

8. top three small pleasures

Coffee, alcohol, pizza.

9. top 3 favorite places in the world you have visited

Toronto
Boston
Chicago

10. top 3 favorite sounds

Music by Rachmaninov
The ignition of a lightsaber
The sound my circular saw makes when it engages with the wood

11. top 3 favorite things to eat

Pizza
Ice Cream
All things that are good tasting and currently bad for you until someone does a study that indicates that eating it a little bit on a daily basis may be good for you.

12. 3 small ways someone has made your day lately

Direct deposit went in the day before yesterday!
Someone asked me to do something and then decided to do it themselves
Someone showed me how to do something I didn’t know how to do before

13. 3 small habits/quirks

I always have to resist the urge to buy more flashlights at Home Depot
I color-sort Skittles before consuming them
Wednesday is Donut Day!

14. describe your life using 6 words maximum

PAST: Probably shouldn’t have given up music
PRESENT: Books! Movies! Power and Hand Tools!
FUTURE: Danger! There be dragons.

15. favorite books, films, and music… list 3 in each category:

OK, I’m ducking this one, as this entire blog tends to be about this stuff.

16. name 3 words that you hate, and 3 that you love:

HATE: Copacetic, Libertarian, Didactic

LOVE: Golden, Mist, Fountain

17. what are a few of the goals you have for your future and how do you plan on making them a reality?

Writing a story; I plan to finish a story that’s already in progress.

18. what is the best piece of advice you’ve ever heard?

“Never a day without lines”; “Measure twice and cut once (but don’t measure at all if you don’t have to)”; “Wear safety glasses when cutting or drilling”; “Use slow speed and a lot of pressure when drilling metal”; “Do or do not”; “It’s just one word after another”.

19. what is your favorite quote and why?

Can’t pick a favorite, but here’s one, from Captain Jack Sparrow: “The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do.”

20. have any regrets?

A few, but too few to mention…something something, without exemption….

That’s it.

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Stuff I’m thankful for

Cheddar cheese so sharp it makes you pucker
Sesame crackers
Our azalea plant
Our ivy plant
Cats
Get Fuzzy
My blog
Other peoples’ blogs
George Lucas
Star Wars
My dining room table
Klein screwdrivers
LED flashlights
William Shatner
Sela Ward
Mary Stewart’s Arthurian trilogy
Stephen King
The hardware store in my old hometown
The glory years of the Buffalo Bills
Watching Star Trek: The Next Generation every night at college
Surprising The Daughter with a new Webkinz
Ms. Pac-Man
Sergei Rachmaninov
The Beatles
Van Halen
Baked pasta dishes
Pizza
Cookies
Harry Potter
Guy Gavriel Kay
Big, thick poetry collections
Small, artfully illustrated poetry collections
My drill
Fried chicken
Italian sausage
The Amazing Race
Elections
Aaron Sorkin when he’s on his game
Chess
Firefly
The Mentalist
Tasting something good at a restaurant and figuring out how to make it at home
Ice cream at the roadside place down the road
The County Fair
Libraries
JRR Tolkien
Bib overalls
Route 20-A in the fall
Sandals
Using the scissor jack at work
Pies on the table
Pies in the face
Monty Python
Aquariums and science museums
The Origin of Species
Complete collections of Shakespeare
Thick, fuzzy socks in the winter
Eggs
Daniel Craig as James Bond
George Lazenby as James Bond
The Y
My MP3 player
The Daughter learning the string bass
John Williams
Hector Berlioz
Toronto
Roast turkey
Chicken wings
George Carlin
Hayao Miyazaki
Baby Fiona
Little Quinn
The Daughter
The Wife

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Something for Thursday

I’ve been trying to come up with a rationale for this being apropos of Thanksgiving, but…well, I can see it, and if you can’t, then thbbbbpppt! Here is “The Egg Travels”, from the Disney film Dinosaur. Music by James Newton Howard.

Happy Thanksgiving, all!

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