Something for Thursday

OK, I didn’t forget this week. I’ve just had an abnormally busy couple of days, and I didn’t even have time to pre-select this week’s selection and schedule it for publication.

Anyway, here’s a little proof that classical music doesn’t have to be serious or stuffy; it can be downright silly at times. It’s Aaron Copland’s song “I Bought Me a Cat”.

This particular baritone is Thomas Quasthoff, whom I’ve heard on several recordings. I never knew, until I saw this video and did a little research, that he was a Thalidomide baby. Wow.

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Wasted moments….

Tonight, the Moon was only the tiniest of slivers. Also, earlier this evening, a Facebook friend posted something in her Status about how amazing it was to look up into the night sky and see the International Space Station. (Apparently its reflected light was very bright tonight, and the sky was clear.) I had a rock-solid perfect set-up to say: “That’s no space station, that’s a moon!”, but there’s no way she would have got the joke.

Sigh…it’s hard being a geek sometimes….

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Break time!

Wednesday is Donut Day!

My Facebook friends know that on Wednesdays, I like to celebrate “Hump Day”, past the midpoint of which the week is all downhill, with the indulgence of a donut or two at my mid-morning break. Above you see two of my unwitting victims: a coconut frycake donut, and a glazed cruller. These I wash down with coffee (from that orange mug there), whilst either reading or talking with a coworker who is at my location of The Store two weeks per month.

And what do I read? Lots of stuff. But right now, of course, it’s this:

What break looks like....

Boo-yeah!

I usually go on break about 10:30 in the morning, after I’ve been there about three hours. Other people take their breaks earlier than that, but I find that the day bogs down too quickly if I break too early. At one job I had, years ago, the work day started at 8:00 am, and lots of people in the office would take break at 9:00! I’ve never understood that — how can you need a break after one hour of working? For me, late breaks and late lunches have always been the rule.

So how do you spend your breaks?

(I used Blogger’s scheduled-posts ability to have this post go “live” at the time I usually go on break on Wednesdays. So, if you’re reading this just as the post went live, I’m on break right now!)

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A quiz thing!

I haven’t done a quiz-thing in a long time, so here I go! This is from Cal’s Canadian Cave of Coolness. The quiz starts off genteel enough, but then at question nine, veers into controversy.

1. What were doing 10 years ago?

Wondering what the next step in life was. The Daughter was nine months old, I had no idea what I wanted to do in life, and…yeah.

2. Five snacks that you enjoy in a perfect, non weight-gaining world?

Snacks only? Not just foods? Cheetos, popcorn popped in coconut oil, cookies of all types, donuts, and potato chips.

3. Five things you would do if you were a billionaire:

I’ll assume to this to mean “I’ve just acquired one billion dollars”: buy a nice house on a big plot of land someplace near Buffalo, preferably in East Aurora and preferably an old farm house; give ten million dollars to the Buffalo and Erie County Public Library, the BPO, the Albright-Knox Art Gallery, the Burchfield-Penney, and the Buffalo Science Museum; buy as much of Forrest J. Ackerman’s old collection as I could and move it to Buffalo for display; find some enterprising young buck who wants to own his own business and give him money so he can bring In-and-Out Burger to Buffalo; and I’d buy pizza. For everybody I know. For a year.

4. Three of your habits:

Blogging, coffee/tea drinking, eating things I shouldn’t.

5. Five jobs that you’ve had:

Library aide, office tech, restaurant shift manager, telesales drone, maintenance genius

6. Five places that you’ve lived:

Pittsburgh, PA; Hillsboro, OR; La Crosse, WI; Elkins, WV; Allegany, NY.

7. Five things that you did yesterday:

Went to church, watched Return of the Jedi, wrote, read the paper, made school lunch.

8. Five people you would want to get to know more about:

George Lucas, Sergei Rachmaninov, my great-grandparents (I know virtually nothing about my family history), Robert Schumann, and you! Yes, you! You, the one reading this!

9. Abortion: for or against it?

I’m pro-choice, as I think the decision belongs with the woman, and I can’t bring myself to the belief that what exists at conception, or at most points along the way, is an actual human being.

10. Do you think the world would fail with a female president?

Eventually, yes. Same as with a male president. We’re humans; failure is what we do. Now, would the chances of learning from our failures go up with a woman President? I’d like to think so.

11. Do you believe in the death penalty?

No. Not at all. I’ve tried the “Well, if the crime’s bad enough” thing, and I just don’t know how you make that call. Easier to just say, “No.”

12. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?

Sure, why not?

13. Are you for or against premarital sex?

I could not possibly care less if people engage in premarital sex.

14. Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?

Yes. Now.

15. Do you think it’s wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?

Nope. The more, the merrier! Come on over, folks!

16. Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?

It bothers me when I see in the news that a young man, aged nineteen or twenty, has been killed in Iraq or Afghanistan. If you can legally put yourself in harm’s way for your country, then you should be able to have a wee dram now and then.

17. Should the war in Iraq be called off?

You know, I was one of those boneheads who supported it at first (but not as some essential component of the “War on Terror”; I just thought that Saddam was a very bad man and that the world’s powers should do more to deal with very bad men when they become dictators). But as it went on, more and more I thought, “What the hell are we doing here?!” Now, I think we need to get the hell out of there.

18. Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?

One should be able to choose to die. I do think it should only be legal for terminal persons, however.

19. Do you believe in spanking children?

No. No, no, no.

20. Do you worry that others will judge you from reading some of your answers?

Not really; there’s not likely to be any real surprise to any of my answers here, for anyone who has read my blog for any length of time.

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Screws fall out all the time, the world’s an imperfect place

Thumbing through the new nonfiction books at the Library two weeks ago, I happened upon an interesting looking volume called You Couldn’t Ignore Me if You Tried: The Brat Pack, John Hughes, and Their Impact on a Generation, by Susannah Gora. The cover art features caricatures of characters from the iconic teen movies of the 1980s: John Bender, Lloyd Dobler, Ferris Bueller, and others from Pretty in Pink, St. Elmo’s Fire, Sixteen Candles, and Some Kind of Wonderful.

The “Brat Pack” movies are often said to have “defined a generation”, whatever that means. I’ve never entirely understood that. I wasn’t terribly interested in those kinds of films when I was a teen; I saw The Breakfast Club via a video rental after a teacher, of all people, waxed poetic about it in class one day. (With good reason, I came to see.) Of the films discussed at length in the book, the only one I saw in its first run in a theater was Say Anything, which truly did rock my world — I thought it was a brilliant movie from the first five minutes, and I’ve never stopped loving it. But I didn’t see St. Elmo’s Fire until I watched an edited version on TBS while in college, and I don’t recall ever seeing Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, or Some Kind of Wonderful. I never had a crush on Molly Ringwald. Ally Sheedy, sure. But Molly? Not so much.

(In fact, one of the earliest actual rants I remember posting on this blog came when the American Film Institute did one of their 100 Years, 100 Movies specials, focusing on movie romances…and omitted Say Anything, which I hold to be not just one of the great movie romances, but the greatest teen romance ever. Funny thing about Say Anything, though: when it came out in 1989, I was feeling a bit of teen angst because I was about to graduate high school, my future felt uncertain, and I had just failed in my first real attempt to date a girl. I felt like seeing a movie, so I saw Say Anything. Which is about a guy graduating high school, feels uncertain about his future, and is in love for the first time in his life. Oy!)

Part of this is probably fairly obvious to regular readers; my filmgoing interests back then tended to be a lot more geeky in nature.

The book fills several roles: a chronicle of a certain period and group of people in Hollywood, a behind-the-scenes chronicle of the making of their films, and an examination of their cultural impact. It’s a very entertaining and informative read, especially in its overall profile of writer-director John Hughes, who comes off as a very complex man, often fiercely loyal but also extremely difficult to please. One thing I always look for in a book about movies is that it makes me want to see the movies discussed, especially the ones I’ve never seen before.

I found the inside stories of the movies the most interesting, as I usually do with things like this. I kind of skimmed through the chapter about the New York Magazine article that coined the term “Brat Pack” and, in many ways, doomed the careers of the actors within it; what interested me was the making of the films themselves. The way the set decorators had to literally paint trees green because Ferris Bueller’s Day Off takes place in spring and yet was filmed in fall; the fact that Cameron Crowe came this close to not getting to use “In Your Eyes” in Say Anything; the way the entire ending of Pretty in Pink was reshot, to Jon Cryer’s chagrin, after the original ending tested horribly.

My favorite of these stories involves what is actually my least favorite scene in The Breakfast Club, the bit toward the end when Claire decides that Allison needs a new look:

When it came time for the cast to film a now infamous scene in which Claire gives Allison a makeover, Sheedy wasn’t too thrilled. In the first version of the scene, Claire puts a lot of makeup on Allison, “like putting a lot of stuff on her is making it all better,” says Sheedy. Uncomfortable with this hypocrisy, Sheedy took the matter in hand. She suggested a small change that made a big difference, at least to her, and to any viewers paying close attention. “I asked John [Hughes], ‘Can we make it more that they are taking this shell off of her?’ ” says Sheedy. Hughes saw the logic in her suggestion, and so the resulting scene features Ringwald actually removing makeup from Sheedy’s face, in particular the dark eyeliners her character has been hiding behind. When removing the makeup, says Sheedy, Ringwald’s character “uncovers the beautiful purity that is in Allison that isn’t so scary and dark — and she got my hair out of my face, took my sweater off of me.”

But even with the idea of removing makeup as opposed to adding it, the scene wouldn’t exactly have Betty Friedan jumping for joy. “It is very much like Grease at the end there,” says Sheedy. “Like suddenly the jock sees her [as if she’s] come out singing ‘You’re the One That I Want.’ The thing I love about it,” says Sheedy frankly, “is that she doesn’t quite pull it off.” Sporting a frilly headband with an awful bow on it, Allison looks a bit like an unhappy poodle. “It doesn’t work. It’s just so stupid-looking. That bow completely came off of Madonna.” As part of Allison’s make-under, she removes many layers of her dark, goth/bag lady attire, to reveal a girly blouse. But if Allison’s true nature had been represented in the clothes, says Sheedy, “that should’ve been a boy tank top, a muscle tee. It should’ve been. But they wanted feminine. I don’t know — I always felt like John was on the fence about the transformation. But it was part of the ending written into the script. Everybody shifted positions into something else, and there was nowhere to go with Allison except into something like that.”

“How could that have been allowed to happen?” Juno star Ellen Page lamented to New York magazine. Page argued that the scene leads women to “start judging ourselves, just because…you’d rather climb trees than give blow jobs.” Indeed, says sociologist Robert Bulman, “the movie would have been so much stronger had it stuck to its original theme, which was, these are important characters who have something to bring to the experience of these friendships. To have her character go through a transformation to be accepted — that goes against the theme. That scene always kind of breaks my heart.”

I tend to agree, and have never understood the impulse behind the scene. The whole film, to that point, seems to be leading to the conclusion that the character in the least need of change is Allison, and yet, she’s forced through the most overt change of all of them. (Sheedy’s a bit wrong about Grease, though; what a lot of people miss about that movie is that at the end, yes, Sandy changes, but so has Danny — he’s not the outsider rebel anymore, and has instead earned a varsity letter. Both characters change for each other.)

The chapter on Say Anything, as good and welcome as it is, feels a bit at odds with the rest of the book, as the film had nothing to do with either John Hughes or the Brat Pack actors. I’m glad the film is discussed, but its presence here feels a bit out of place, and if it was there, then surely some other teen films from the 1980s could have warranted mention as well. Fast Times at Ridgmont High is mentioned in passing (with the explanation that the film’s feel makes it more of a 1970s holdover than a film from the 80s); I’d personally hold that The Karate Kid is as vibrant a teen film, and as culturally relevant, as any of Hughes’s movies.

Still, You Couldn’t Ignore Me If You Tried is an engaging and entertaining examination of an odd series of films that seem to be both classics and fluff at the same time, as well as an elegiac tribute to John Hughes.

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Dusting off my mirrored shades

Remember my big rant about advertising and how I’m using AdBlock on Firefox? The one I wrote yesterday? Well, forget about it. Firefox has still been running extremely slowly for me, so I decided that more drastic measures were called for.

Hello, Google Chrome!

My impressions thus far? I like it, although there were some things about it that were counterintuitive. The main window has almost no extraneous buttons or menus, so finding the various locations of things to click isn’t totally easy, and it took me an embarrassingly long time — twenty minutes or so — to figure out how to bookmark stuff. But once I did figure that out, I decided that I like the way it works, especially with the “bookmarks toolbar” across the top which allows easy organization of bookmarks into folders. Other changes I’m slowly getting used to — such as Chrome’s lack of auto-completing for entries into forms, where on Firefox I’m used to typing the first letter of a common search of mine and then dropping down to the appropriate item on the resulting menu. On Chrome, I’m hitting the first letter and then sitting there, waiting for the thing to fill out the rest of the word, which it doesn’t, and then I remember that I have to actually type it in.

I also thought it was odd that Chrome didn’t come with a built-in interface for Gmail, so I had to add one via a third-party extension. I know, I know, I’m supposed to quiver in fear of Google having that much access to everything in my life, but hey, my life and a couple of bucks will buy Google a cup of coffee.

So far, Chrome seems to run pretty quickly, just about every site I’ve visited looks the way I’m used to it looking, and it replaces the text of right-wing blogs with pictures of hot women stroking kittens. OK, it really doesn’t do that last thing, but wouldn’t it be cool if it did!

Chrome: I like it for now. But I’m wary. Once upon a time, Firefox rocked my world, too.

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Sentential Links #198

Closing in on the milestone #200!

:: Once healthcare reform is passed, everyone will breathe a sigh of relief and move on to other issues. Republicans will huff and puff, but they don’t have the votes to overturn it and they know it. (Why do you think they’re resisting it so rabidly? They know perfectly well that entitlement programs practically never go away once they’ve been passed.) Then, down the road, future congresses will start to make changes. Maybe a Medicare buy-in. Maybe bigger subsidies. Maybe a public option outside of Medicare. It won’t happen overnight, but within 20 or 30 years the current bill will almost certainly turn into de facto national healthcare. It’s likely to be based on private health insurers in some way, but that’s how they do it in Germany and the Netherlands too, and it works fine. Eventually it’ll work fine here too. (Couldn’t agree more. The current bill isn’t perfect and it doesn’t go far enough. But it’s simply not possible to get the bill that is perfect and does go far enough. So let’s do this. Today.)

:: Oh joy. We get to “spring ahead” tonight. We get to lose an hour of sleep. Tomorrow at 11:00 we’ll all agree that it’s really noon, even though we know it isn’t so. Why? So we have more time to get the crops in? So we have more daylight by which to work?

We have electricity now dammit! And if you want more daylight in your waking hours, get up earlier and got to bed earlier too. It will make you healthy, wealthy, and wise, or so I’m told. (Now there some wisdom for you!)

:: All things considered, overalls are the must have apparel for any single woman. (Just single women? Aieee!!! This is a new blog, aimed toward do-it-yourself skills for single women, by a fellow overalls lover. Should be interesting reading!)

:: I get really tired of people’s preconceived notions about Oklahoma and the people who live here. Sure, it has is rednecks, its tornadoes, and its Bible thumpers, but there’s a lot more to this place than that (which doesn’t mean I’d stay here if I suddenly won the lottery). Below are some photos, some of England and some of Oklahoma. You decide which is which. I’ll reveal the answers tomorrow evening. (She’s already posted the answers, but it’s still a cool post to check out. What struck me is how much England and Oklahoma look like rural Western New York!)

:: Whatever happened to elegance, people? Or dignity? Or just plain looking in the mirror before you leave the house? (Jason is passingly annoyed at the way some guy on the street was openly embracing his inner slob. But really, holding Cary Grant as the baseline is kind of a tough target to set, isn’t it? I’m not sure elegance even existed before Cary Grant came along. I couldn’t pull off a simple suit with anywhere near the degree of ease that Grant could. But, you know what? There’s a scene in An Affair to Remember in which Grant’s character has abandoned his rich-playboy lifestyle and instead become a painter, and he’s got a job painting billboards. And you know what? Cary Grant looked absurd in overalls. So we’re even! I think.)

:: The only day I did hard drugs started with a letter from my ex-boyfriend.

:: An orchestra is a large and cumbersome beast when it comes to traveling. Not only are there a lot of people involved, but there are large and fragile instruments. Getting an orchestra and all of our stuff down to Florida is no small task. (Blogging the BPO’s tour of Florida.)

:: Ha ha, the only way Peter Parker could be a worse negotiator would be if his eyes popped out of his head and made an AH-WOO-GA noise.

:: And yes, the berries you find growing in the dingle would technically be dingleberries.

All for this week. More next week!

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Sunday Burst of Weirdness

Oddities abound!

:: Last night, as a Family Movie Night, we watched The Wizard of Oz, in the brand-spankin’ new deeveedee I bought The Wife for her birthday. This has always been one of her favorite movies — mine, too, actually, but she really digs it. And we’re watching it and having a great time, but then something odd happened. No, not a Munchkin actor committing suicide in the background of the forest scene — we all knew about that — but something else I noticed. A little detail I’d never, ever picked up on before, even though if there’s a movie I’ve seen in my life a number of times that rivals the number of times I’ve seen Star Wars, Wizard is it. And that goes back all the way to my childhood years, when Wizard would air on CBS one time a year.

And I’d never noticed this detail before.

What detail was it?

Well, remember when Dorothy and friends finally get in to meet the Wizard in the Emerald City? And after insulting them all, the Wizard says “I have every intention of honoring your requests,” making Dorothy and friends happy until the Wizard further says “But first, you must bring me the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West!”

So, cut to the forests near the Witch’s castle, where Dorothy and friends are creeping along, trying to figure out how they’re going to accomplish their mission. And they’re armed for the job: one of them has a big butterfly net, another has a really big mallet (presumably to whack someone on the head with), and Scarecrow is carrying…and my disbelief herein was such that I had to back the movie up and freeze-frame it to make sure…a pistol!

Scarecrow is carrying what looks to be a silver revolver!

I swear I am not making this up.

(By the way, am I the only person who wonders, at the very end of the movie, when Dorothy’s awoken back up in Kansas, what happens next? I mean, that horrible old woman is still going to want to kill Toto, isn’t she? After Dorothy’s final utterance “There’s no place like home!” before the final fade to credits, would Auntie Em’s next line be, “That’s beautiful, dear, but the dog’s still gotta go”?)

:: Ever work in “customer service”? Or have you ever worked in any field or endeavor that gives you cause to realize the truth behind the statement “The customer is always right”? Then notalwaysright.com is the site for you!

:: This isn’t safe for work, but it’s certainly fairly odd: Naked Girls Reading. It’s exactly what it says it is.

More next week!

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