Teevee

I tend to write teevee reports at regularly irregular intervals. What this means is that I generally wait until SamuraiFrog writes one, which then reminds me that I need to write one, too. Hooray for lemming-like blogging practices!

But anyway, most shows (minus a few FOX shows that were put behind due to baseball and lots and lots of X-Factor) are now anywhere from one-quarter to one-third of the way through their seasons, so it’s a good time to see what’s going on.

:: The gold standard for teevee at Casa Jaquandor continues to be Castle, which has lost exactly none of its touch. I was a bit afraid that after last season’s grim and intense (but great) finale, that this year the show would veer too strongly in the direction of that tone, but they’ve still been able to maintain their just-right mix of seriousness and goofball comedic cops-and-criminals that made the first three seasons so great. I just love this show to absolute pieces.

Now, having said that, I am still concerned about the ongoing storyline about Detective Beckett’s pursuit of her mother’s killer(s). I continue to believe that for best effect, the Castle producers really need to put that storyline to bed this season. They’ve gone to the well infrequently enough that it hasn’t become old hat yet, but in my view, they are getting ever closer to the point where it just won’t be believable to keep having Castle and Beckett pull back the curtain only to find another curtain. There is now no possible way that Castle and Beckett themselves don’t end up together in a romantic capacity, and I don’t think that can really feel right as long as there’s this very dark and tragic loose end dangling out there.

Still, Castle continues to be just fantastic. The Halloween episode was incredibly well-done, and I loved the episode that had Castle and his mother as hostages in a bank robbery, a very nicely-done break from the show’s usual routine.

:: Sticking with the “police procedural” thing, The Mentalist has been a slog this year. Last season ended with Patrick Jane shooting Red John to death right in the middle of a shopping mall, which promised for some possibilities for really interesting storytelling. How would a guy like Jane react to having achieved his revenge? How would he find it at all satisfying? How would he react to now being a killer himself (no matter how justified)? How would his cop friends react to him? How would that affect his investigative skills? And as for Red John, how is this serial killer able to inspire so many disparate followers who are literally willing to die for him with nearly religious intensity of belief?

Alas, The Mentalist explored none of these possibilities. They instead took the lazy path that I had feared all along: that the guy Jane gunned down wasn’t Red John at all. Which means that we’ll get more Red John murders (which involve very bloody killings and a red smiley face drawn on the wall in the victim’s blood), more Red John followers, and more lathering, rinsing, and repeating.

Even worse, The Mentalist has now, in the space of eight episodes or so, managed to completely waste two wonderful guest stars in Bradley Whitford and David Paymer. Whitford played the guy that Jane gunned down. It was a terrific scene, but what if Whitford had lived to stand trial as Red John? They could have really used that…but instead it was ten minutes or so of neat character interaction, and then, BANG! As for Paymer, he played a blogger whom Jane came to believe was a serial killer, and again, there was some potential for some great cat-and-mouse stuff with a recurring character. Instead, Jane taunts Paymer’s character into badmouthing Red John (whom everyone believes to be dead) on live television, an act which leads to Paymer getting to be the victim Red John uses to announce to the world that he’s very much alive. (Now, I must admit, this last was a twist that I genuinely didn’t see coming and it was really quite well done.)

So, the Mentalist writers are in a similar position to the Castle writers: they need to wrap Red John up this year, or else it’s just going to get boring. Their problem, though, is that they simply aren’t as good a bunch of writers as the Castle bunch, so I have a lot less confidence that they can pull it off. We’ll see.

:: I recently decided that The Wife and I needed a new show to watch, so I downloaded a few episodes of Person of Interest, the James Caviezel show that has him playing an Iraq War vet who is recruited by a mysterious guy who has developed a computer program that can crank so many numbers that it can predict when crimes are about to take place…but it can’t predict how or when. All it can do is spit out the social security number of someone who is somehow involved in something bad, whether they know it or not, whether they’re the criminal or not. We’ve watched two episodes and we’re intrigued enough to keep watching.

And I, for one, would love to see Caviezel one day try to star in some kind of goofy, dopey sitcom. That would be hilarious.

:: I’m still watching New Girl, but subsequent episodes have not lived up to the promise of the pilot. It’s almost like the producers put all of their effort into the pilot, and now, having been picked up, are now saying, “Oh geez, now what?!” It didn’t help that they had to recast one character right out of the gate (an actor from the pilot had to bow out of the show when his old show got a surprise renewal, so his contract was still in effect). The show is still good for a few laughs each week, but…well, it’s just slightly above “Meh” right now. (Of course, from my perspective, New Girl could restore some goodwill by having Zooey Deschanel don the overalls from the pilot episode again. Seriously, she may be the single cutest woman to ever wear overalls in history.)

:: The Big Bang Theory continues to be fantastic, although their (apparent) conclusion of Leonard’s fling with Priya was pretty ham-handed. I have a hypothesis about that…but for now, the show’s strength continues to be the simplest of all models: they’ve created an entire group of interesting and memorable and whacky characters, and they just stick them into interesting and memorable and whacky situations. Big Bang Theory is the most character-driven show I know of right now, and I still love it. The gentle implications that Amy Farrah Fowler is actually quite a bit more interested in sex than Sheldon generate tons of hilarity, and the slow morphing of Bernadette into Howard’s mother is a masterstroke, as Howard clearly loves his mother but also clearly can’t figure out how to get away from her.

As for Leonard’s breakup with Priya: it really wasn’t handled well at all (assuming that it’s a done deal and Priya’s gone), and in watching some reruns, I note that his earlier breakup with Penny wasn’t handled all that well either. I really think that the Big Bang Theory writers have a high level of distaste for writing “bummer news” stories like breakups, and when they find they have to write one, they do the minimum amount of work required and surround the breakup with all manner of other farce (which is why the Leonard-Penny breakup happened during an “Evil Wil Wheaton” episode). Plus, Priya never came off…well, I’m not even sure how she was supposed to come off. They obviously couldn’t write her super-nice, but they weren’t able to really pull off writing her as a bitch, either.

:: I really want to like How I Met Your Mother more than I do. It’s funny, it makes me laugh, and I like all of its characters but one. The one I don’t like, though, is the main character. I just have zero interest in Ted Moseby and I don’t give a crap if he ever meets those kids’ mother.

:: Two Broke Girls, however, amuses me greatly. It’s just a basic “odd couple” kind of sitcom, and those always hinge on the characters and their actors. Here it works pretty well.

:: For dumb fun, I still turn to CSI: Miami and Hawaii Five-0. They’re really pretty much the same show – they even look the same, with the same styles of photography. The CSI: Miami premiere, which had Horatio Caine staggering through an entire crime investigation despite a bullet wound in his stomach (sustained in the last moments of last year’s finale), was over-the-top fun, as was the “Miami hit by a tornado” episode. I love these shows, even though neither is to be taken the slightest bit seriously.

:: Reality shows? I’m pretty much down to The Amazing Race, which is the same as always. I was annoyed that they brought in two Survivor winners as a team, but those folks got eliminated very early on, so it didn’t bother me much at all. They’ve also thrown in some bizarre twists to mess with the racers, like the one where at the roadblock (the second of each episode’s two challenges), they had to earn some money and then donate it to an orphanage. At the donation table, there’s this little sign off to the left – incredibly easy to miss – that reads, “You MUST donate ALL of the money in your possession.” Team after team missed the sign, donated just the money they’d earned in the roadblock, and then walked a mile or so to check in at the Pit Stop…only to have Phil tell them, “Go back and give them ALL of your money.” Oops.

:: X-Factor is American Idol with a different black guy in Randy’s chair, a different fourth person in Kara/Ellen’s chair, a less-drugged Paula in Paula’s chair, Simon in Simon’s chair, Pepsi cups instead of Coke ones in front of the lot, and some British guy instead of Ryan Seacrest presiding over the whole thing, as we judge acts of wider age ranges and including groups. That’s it. I watched two episodes or so and then said, “Yeah, I’ve seen enough of this.” If these kinds of singing competitions are your thing, then rock out, but I’ve had my fill by now. I’m still undecided as to whether or not I’m even watching the upcoming season of Idol.

:: Still enjoying this go-round of The Office; I think that being freed of Michael Scott has in some ways reinvigorated the writing. James Spader’s corporate boss guy is really weird, though.

:: As for the various highly-touted shows that run on cable networks, I watch exactly none of them. Frankly, they all sound really grim and dour and I just don’t want that all that often, which is why I’m unlikely to ever bother with stuff like Breaking Bad or The Wire or Sons of Anarchy. I just don’t much feel like watching that sort of thing.

OK, that’s about it. I’ll report back later in the season….

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Stop the Scourge!

It’s Election Day all across America, folks, so remember to vote and to also do your best to help prevent the horrors of VOTER FRAUD by staying vigilant at all times! Keep an eye on shifty-looking brown people who may be trying to vote twice. Take it into your own hands to demand that such folks present two (2) forms of photo identification, and if they can’t, well, you just go ahead and intimidate the shit out of ’em! We can’t be too careful, and the threat to Democracy and Life As We Know It is ETERNAL!

On a less facetious note, today in Erie County we hopefully elect a new County Executive, after four years of near-dictatorial government by Chris Collins, a fellow who ran four years ago on that most idiotic of platforms, a promise to “run government like a business”. As I wrote in a comment on Alan Bedenko’s blog:

One question that keeps coming to mind every year around election time, in my mind, is this: when did “running government like a business” become a desirable idea, and on what basis did it become so? When did “running a business” become synonymous with notions of competence, fair play, rewarding merit, and a general notion of a streamlined operation as opposed to a bureaucracy? I’ve seen lots of businesses — successful ones, even, if a business is to be judged successful by the only metric that seems to make sense to Americans anymore, i.e., whether it makes money — that are run in PRECISELY the way that Collins has run his state government. Businesses run by dictatorial fiat, businesses run by favoritism, businesses that are as listlessly bureaucratic in their customer interactions as any DMV office in the country — they’re out there. Chris Collins HAS run the government like a business, and that’s the problem.

I’ve never understood the American fetishizing of “business”, as if to run one is to have done what is Best In Life. Nor have I ever understood the notion that running a business somehow makes one qualified to influence a vast area of public policy.

Bill Altreuter wrote scathingly several days ago about Chris Collins himself:

I find that I have not been particularly critical of Erie County Executive Chris Collins in these pages, (although I was probably critical enough, in some sense). Please allow me to rectify this omission: Chris Collins has been exactly the sort of small-minded creep he promised to be when he ran for the job, and now that he has had four years to prove it only two sorts of people should consider voting for him. Those would be people who are, like Collins, so rich that they are completely disconnected from reality; or people, like Collins, who are narrow-minded bullies who believe that narrow-minded bullying is a valid philosophy of government.

[good graf containing specifics of Collins’s crappy governing snipped, but worth reading…follow the link!]
He’s a bad guy, is what I’m saying. This Tuesday we have a chance to stand up to a bully, and I am looking forward to it, but not just because it is a chance to vote against someone so despicable. In his time as Comptroller Mark Poloncarz has demonstrated time and again that he is an honest, hard working guy who appears to be, in almost every respect, the anti-Collins. It will be a pleasure to vote for him.

That about sums it up.
 
(And as a bonus quote, you can’t get too much more illustrative of the perverse nature of Libertarianism than this, from the same comment thread on Alan’s blog linked above:
 

Perhaps if Greece falls, leading to Italy and France next, the economic meltdown will totally engulf our country, setting up the conditions that appear to be necessary for people to regain their sanity regarding the proper role of government. Yes, that will lead to extreme hardship and pain for many people, but that seems to be the only way we are ever going to set up a decent future for the younger generation.

A worldwide depression? If it makes everybody suddenly decide that we need to trust our fates to the same free markets that have screwed us for years already, Huzzah! Viva la Ayn Rand! Wow.)

Get out and vote, people. For liberals and Democrats, preferrably.

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Sentential Links #268

Time for linkage….
:: Because we have a history of breast cancer on both sides of our family, getting a mammogram this morning felt like a step toward acknowledging my own mortality. In my mind, the girls — and my sister’s — are like ticking time bombs. Very small ones, in my case, but dangerous nonetheless. And I hate that. (What gives me pause in Kerry’s post – beside the fear for her own kids and her sister’s – is that she relates finding out about her mom’s first occurrence of cancer, which came right about when I first knew her and her big sister. I never had any idea their family was pretty much dealing with cancer scares the whole time I knew them. That scares me, for some reason.)
:: Is it possible, then, that those proponents of gay marriage looking for their hypocrite-of-the-week could look elsewhere? Because, and I am not going to say this terribly often, this time Kim Kardashian deserves better treatment. (On the one hand, I’m not sure I buy MGK’s argument here. On the other…I don’t really care all that much. I only link it because it’s kind of interesting.)
That’s about it for this week. (Not because blogging suddenly sucked this week, but just that I’m pressed for time as I’m gathering the links as I’m doing this. More next week!)

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Jets 27, Bills 11

Well, that sure sucked. I don’t have a whole lot to say about it, but here are some points:

:: If the Jets weren’t so sloppy and undisciplined, they would have won this game 41-11 instead of 27-11. They made a lot of dumb mistakes that kept the Bills in it until the D just couldn’t hold the Jets down anymore.

:: The offensive gameplan didn’t look like it was very creative, innovative, or much of anything. Look, I know that Darelle Revis is the NFL’s best cornerback, but you can’t act like he’s some sort of superhuman with godlike powers of coverage. If you can’t figure out how to beat the other team’s best player, then you don’t belong on the same field.

:: The Bills’ offensive line basically got pushed around all day. They didn’t open up many holes for the run, they didn’t block well for any screens, and they sure didn’t pass block very well. At least that piece of crap Maybin didn’t get a sack…at least I don’t think he did, hold on while I check the boxscore…doo de doo de doo…nope, no sacks. In fact, the Jets didn’t record a single sack today, but the game sure felt like a big-old sackfest.

:: The Bills’ corners aren’t that good. I hope they go to the free agent market for some secondary help in the offseason.

:: All in all, hey, it looked like a game in which a young team that is on the upswing but still has some holes and lacks overall experience got beat. It happens. And it doesn’t really mean anything huge as far as the season, outside of division record and tie-breaker stuff. They’re still halfway to 10-6, which would be a better record than they’ve finished with in twelve years.

Next week, the Bills launch a stretch of three consecutive away games with a trip to visit the Cowboys. Yee-ha!

(Oh, and Miami won, thank God, giving them a setback in the Draw of the Luck. Keep losing, Colts!)

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Saturday Centus (Sunday edition)

Yup, I’m a day late. I had a job figuring out this week’s prompt, and I was pretty busy yesterday, anyway. We’re given a photo prompt…but what we’re supposed to do is write from the point-of-view of a person standing at the window indicated by the arrow.

Hmmmm….okey doke!

“Home One, Agent Niner-five-alpha reporting in. I’m in position. Over.”

“Acknowledged, Niner-five-alpha. What is the current status, over?”

“Looks like a soccer game, over.”

“Can you identify the target, over?”

“Negative. Our opponents have decoys in play. Repeat, decoys in play, over.”

“Niner-five-alpha, did you say, ‘decoys’, over?”

“That’s affirm. Seven, with red hair. Target is apparently disguised as an eight-year-old youth. I cannot identify target from this distance. Require instruction, over.”

[pause]

“Niner-five-alpha, retreat from your position and reacquire target at the next location. Understood, over?”

“Understood. Proceeding to Chuck E. Cheese. Over.”

“Acknowledged. Report when target acquired. Over.”

So…which one of those carrot-topped kids is really a diminutive secret agent? Errr…I have no idea, actually. Pick one!

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Something for Thursday

Hey, who’s up for some light orchestral music, melodic and exciting, from the Romantic era? Here’s Franz von Suppe’s overture to Poet and Peasant.

Von Suppe’s overtures were staples in concert band repertoire when I was in school; they tend to transcribe wonderfully and are musically meaty enough for young students to enjoy while also tending to be technical enough to give them a nice challenge. I don’t know if this is still the case in band programs in this country, but I hope that schools are still playing this stuff.

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