A Random Wednesday Conversation Starter

Oops, forgot it was Wednesday again.

Anyway: What was your wedding song? If you had it to do over, would you use a different song? And if you were planning your wedding to take place now, what song would you use (stipulate that you must choose a different song than the one you actually used)?

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Saturday Centus

On the hayride

With my somewhat relentless focus the last bunch of months on other writing matters, I’ve lost track of this delightful weekly bit of writing ephemera. I’m glad to see that Jenny Matlock is still keeping the fires burning, with an autumnal prompt for this week. Here is my entry:

Two trees stood together, watching the world. They’d sprouted together, grown from sapling to full maple together. When they were big enough, their leaves would brush against one another in the breeze. How they thrilled to each other’s touch! And how they envied those humans who could touch each other at will.

Each year one tree said to the other, “How beautifully leaves grow old”. They said a goodbye of red and orange and gold, and then they would lose each other’s touch until spring.

One day their leaves won’t grow at all…but not this year.

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Halloween Questions!

SamuraiFrog answered these questions, so I figured I would, too…although, Halloween is the one holiday that I always think that I should get into more than I actually do. I’m not sure why that is…maybe it’s because I’m too busy grooving on how happy I am that it’s fall and my favorite month to really indulge my enjoyment of scary stuff. Not sure…but anyway, the questions!

(1) What’s your favorite Halloween costume ever?

In all honesty, I only remember a single Halloween costume…but it was pretty awesome. My favorite superhero as a small child was Captain Marvel (SHAZAM!!!), so my mother hand-made me a Captain Marvel suit. It was amazing…and I think she might still have it stashed someplace at the Original Casa Jaquandor. I wore it in Kindergarten and in 1st grade, which was the last time I ever trick-or-treated. (In second grade I think the town we lived in discouraged the practice, in third and fourth grade I decided it was more fun to just hand out candy, and after that, we moved to a place that wasn’t really in a ‘neighborhood’, per se.)

The Daughter has had a bunch of nifty ones, such as Swiftheart Rabbit (one of the non-bear Care Bears, and as a vampire queen, both hand-made by The Wife).

(2) What’s your favorite Halloween candy (or other treat)?

I know so few people who love candy corn, and yet it’s everywhere in October…and I love it! So there! And malted milk balls are great…but every year I’d forget the difference between them and Milk Duds, which are EVIL. Popcorn balls were nifty — still are, I suppose. And Almond Joy, huzzah!

(3) Name the scariest book you’ve ever read?

Steven King’s IT was pretty disturbing. But for giving me the heebie-jeebies as I read it, nothing’s ever matched my first reading of John Bellairs’s The Letter, the Witch, and the Ring. I was eleven or twelve, and there are some very creepy scenes in that book. Now, it’s a Young Adult book and by today’s standards it’s pretty tame stuff. But I’ve never since read anything that had me wanting quite as bad to sleep with all the lights on.

(4) Who’s the best movie vampire ever:
(a) Bela Lugosi
(b) George Hamilton
(c) Tom Cruise
(d) Robert Pattinson

I’ve got to agree with SamuraiFrog on this — the fact that Pattinson is on the list (they’re not even vampires, folks!) instead of Christopher Lee is pretty dispiriting. And I liked Gary Oldman, too.

(5) Who’d win in a fist fight? Sookie or Bella?

OK, this is dumb. I don’t even know who Sookie is.

(6) Are you superstitious? How?

Nope.

(7) Frankenberry, Count Chocula, or Boo Berry?

Here’s something you didn’t know: I’ve never had any of these. I’m just not that into the sugary cereals. If I want a sweet cereal, I’ll go for Golden Grahams every time. (I’ve been in the mood to revisit Honeycomb for the first time in 30 years, though, and compare notes with my memory….)

(8) Will you dress up this year? If so, as what?

Highly unlikely that I will. The Store encourages dressing up on the Saturday before Halloween, but I don’t work Saturdays. Nor do I get invited to dress-up Halloween parties (and that’s not a complaint!), so I don’t have a whole lot of opportunities. I’ll spend it like always: in overalls. (Which, funnily enough, end up being a component of a lot of costumes for others!)

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Zoom! Bang!

A couple of science fiction booknotes! Zap! Pow!

:: I’ve seen some mention of a book over the last year or so on various SF blogs called Ready Player One, by a writer named Ernest Cline. Aside from those mentions, I knew nothing about the book until I picked it up on a lark when I saw it at the library. Boy, am I glad I did – what a fun book!

Thirty years from now, the world is a corporate dystopia, and the prime form of escapism is a virtual reality ‘game’, created by two men who grew up in the latter decades of the 20th century, which is so massive that it incorporates entire enormous worlds within it. One of the creators, a fabulously wealthy techno-genius who is also eccentric and reclusive (think Steve Jobs and Howard Hughes, blended into one guy) dies, and bequeaths his entire fortune, a truly staggering sum of money, to the first person who can successfully complete a ‘quest’ that he has created within the virtual world that he has created.

This is all, well, not terribly original. A few decades out, the world is a dystopia where everything is run by a few corporations? Yeah, we’ve seen that before. And the ‘reclusive oddball creates a quest for riches’ thing? Yup, that’s been done too. Basically this book is It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World meets Demolition Man. But you know, sometimes originality isn’t about creating something totally new; originality can be found in mashups that no one would ever think to do.

But what really makes this book something else isn’t the mashup, it’s the way all the details are ripped straight from the entire grand, weird, oddball geek culture of the last thirty years, with key focus on the 1980s. If you grew up watching Star Trek and arguing with friends over the Ewoks and listening to Duran Duran and planning your afterschool activities on the basis of which of your friends had an Atari console and so on and so forth, then there is stuff in this book that will thrill you to the core. It’s as if Cline has packed his book with easter eggs, hundreds of them, for people from that period to get. Luckily, I grew up in that very era, so I think I got them all. For the most part.

Ultimately, Ready Player One is geek-porn of the highest order. My only complaint was the nature of the modern dystopia, which is mainly because I’m just generically tired of dystopias. This book is really fun, though. It’s paced beautifully, there’s payoffs galore between the compelling characters and the great stuff they do, there are villains of the ‘boo-hiss!’ variety, and basically, the book would be a slickly entertaining piece of SF-quest fiction even if it didn’t have all the various references to 80s-and-since geek culture. I recommend this book highly!

:: A few months ago I positively reviewed a SF novel called Across the Universe by Beth Revis, which is the first book in a trilogy. I have now read the second book, A Million Suns, and I recommend that one equally.

I don’t want to say too much about it, since it’s the second book in a trilogy and thus discussing its plot will require somewhat spoiling the first one, but the story from that first book (of the ‘generation ship’ that’s not what it seems, and the teenage boy and girl who plumb its secrets) continues in interesting and effective ways. We learn more about the ship and the nature of its mission, and the villain from the first book turns out to have left clues behind about something that he discovered before things went awry for him. It’s a very good read that left me waiting enthusiastically for the third one, which is due in January. (And I have a few guesses as to what revelations will come in that last book that I’m excited to see either confirmed or disproved!)

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A Random Wednesday Conversation Starter

Of the teevee shows you watch these days, how many of them do you actually watch on the teevee in their actual timeslot on whatever network carries them, as opposed to DVRing or Hulu-ing or On Demanding or downloading?

UPDATE: Speaking of teevee…as this post went live, the first Presidential debate was starting up. If you’re looking for alternate viewing, go to the next post down (or just scroll to it, if you’re on the main page) and watch me getting hit with pies, if you haven’t watched the latest one yet. It’s good! Trust me! At least it’s gotta be more fun than watching Romney talk.

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The receiving end

I’m in the midst of a vacation from work which started last Thursday and ends this Thursday morning. We took our annual trip to Ithaca for the Apple Harvest Festival, I’ve spent a lot of quality time with The Book, and in general, I’ve relaxed. Huzzah for relaxing! (Although, the joke’s on me as far as sleeping a little later than 5:50 am goes…The Daughter has to get up for school at 6:00 anyway. So I’m pretty much up at the same time that I’m up anyway.)

Yup, it’s been a nice vacation…and today we took care of another item on the list: my quasi-annual pies in the face.

As usual, I made a video of the event, and here it is. It’s quite a bit longer than usual, mainly because I didn’t have the heart to edit Mozart, so I padded it out to the full length of the piano concerto movement.


A pie in the face is a wonderful thing!

My oh my, the tie-dyed guy is pied!

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