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(The Scene: A bar in Washington, DC. Last night.)

BARFLY: So I says to the guy, ya don’t know what yer talkin’ about!

BARTENDER: Really? What’d he say to that?

BARFLY: Well–

(He is interrupted by the sudden histrionics by a guy a few seats down, who is banging on the bar, sobbing into his beer, and screaming, “Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?”)

BARFLY: Geez. What’s that guy’s problem?

BARTENDER: Oh, him. Yeah, he’s a Duke fan.

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