Aww man I think the clock is sslloowww….

Folks, there is nothing that makes the day at work creep by so slowly that I thought The Store might have forgotten to pay the time bill like the prospect of seeing a new Star Wars movie nine hours after the work day ends. Jee-bus, that was a long day at work.

Oh, and here’s another sign of my Star Wars-induced dementia: I spotted the word “Tuscan” on a bottle of something in our Italian foods section, and I actually thought to myself, “Idiots, they misspelled ‘Tusken’.”

Oh, oh man.