Bush sucks.

As if I needed another reason to think that our President is a complete tool, here he comes with the State of the Union on Tuesday night. He couldn’t do it on damn Monday, when all I’d miss is CSI: Miami. No, he’s got to pre-empt Scrubs and House.

Commander in chief? More like the “Doofus in Chief”.

(But somehow the Prez managed to not pre-empt American Idol, which means I get to go from watching Simon Cowell being mean to watching the President of the United States. What a jolt that will be! Hey, Democrats — why not get Simon Cowell to do the Democratic Response? He’d sure be a lot more interesting than whatever Blandy McBland we’re about to put up there on Tuesday night.)