Do we even HAVE priorities?

Time it took, after the related incident, to start this government investigation: two days.

Time it took, after the related incident, to start this government investigation: six to eight months and counting, depending on where you start counting from.

Time it took, after the related incident, to start this government investigation: one year, two months, sixteen days.

There are times when I feel like our country is Springfield-writ-large, and we’re being governed by Mayor Quimby and Police Chief Clancy Wiggum.