I’m a double fashion victim

Ah, geez.

Apparently, waering pleated pants and tucking in my shirts makes my girth look…more girthy. (I know, “girthy” is not a word.) That’s a problem for me, because when I’m not dressed in the manner in which I appear in the photos here, I’m almost certainly wearing pleated pants or shorts with the shirt tucked in.

Next I’ll find out that long hair is out….