Let me turn down the lights, dear….

Darth Swank opens a post thusly: “Last night, my lovely wife and I sat down to watch our new DVD of Dawn of the Dead.” Suddenly, I’m wondering what their first date was like!

“Hey, I hear there’s a midnight showing of Guzzlers of Blood III: Bring Your Own Bucket down at the Bijou this Friday. You wanna go with me?”

“Will you be embarrassed if I wear my black wig and vampire teeth?”

“Oh baby….”