Matrimonial Imaginings

I suspect that around eight years ago, on a warm summer night, an exchange rather like this took place somewhere in the Midwest:

HIM: So, did you like Samurai Wars XXVII: Vampire Mechas Against Gorgothon, The Radioactive Monster That Ate Osaka?

HER: Oh my God, it was the best movie ever! (wipes tear from eye on his sleeve) Did they make a Samurai Wars XXVIII?

(beat)

HIM: (blurts out suddenly) Marry me!

Happy Anniversary, Darth and Mrs. Swank!