Memo to David Blaine:

A month in a box? Pagh! Standing on a pole for many days on end? I scoff at you!

Now that is a stunt! Don’t try this one at home, kids. Or here, for that matter.

(ADDENDUM: I should note that police here aren’t yet convinced, as of this writing, that it wasn’t some kind of hoax — like maybe the guy dressed a blow-up doll in identical clothes and then hung out down below the falls for the appropriate moment to climb out.)