My productivity is positively UNLEASHED!

I don’t know why I suddenly remembered this earlier today, but I saw it a while back and, if I recall correctly, I might have even bookmarked it before I lost my bookmarks in a browser mishap. Anyhow, here’s how I envision myself as a South Park character, after using this fun gizmo:

Yup, that’s how I’ve spent quite a bit of the last hour. At one point I had a Viking helmet, a battle-ax, and an eye patch. At least this is more realistic — and I can keep my coffee hot by stirring it with my lightsaber!