The “rock paper scissors” channel?

Granted, my knowledge of FOX News is limited to what I watch from the cafe at The Store, but it seems to me that they only cover three stories, ever: President Bush saying something, Air Force One landing somewhere (yeah, it’s the President’s plane and all, but do we need live coverage of a friggin’ jet landing every time he goes anyplace?), and that missing girl in Aruba. And that’s down from four rotating stories, from when Terri Schiavo was alive.