Sunday Burst of Weirdness (Monday Edition)

Oops. Sorry, folks, I just completely forgot to do the Sunday Burst yesterday. And judging by the outcry, I can tell it was missed.

Yup. Quite the outcry.

Uh-huh.

Anyhow, even if I had that kind of money, I don’t think I’d spend over $1,000 for an outfit. Or if I absolutely had to spend that kind of money on an outfit, I’d make it a very fine tux, with white tie and tails. If I were a performing classical musician, maybe, or perhaps a Head of State of a mildly prosperous nation. But there’s no way I’d spend over $1,000 on a pair of jeans and a polo shirt.

For one thing, I don’t like polo shirts.