Tag Archives: Bad Joke Friday

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!

Look at that family, all going to the new 007 movie. It’ll be a great bonding experience.

All right, you get two jokes today because I forgot to post a joke last week. Joke the First: Why does a milking stool only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder! (hat tip to Roger, who e-mailed … Continue reading →

Ack! Somehow this week got away from me and I almost forgot this. But it’s still Friday (where I live, anyway) which means I’m only quite late instead of missing entirely. So here’s a bad joke I saw on Facebook … Continue reading →

Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!

How do spacemen organize a party? They planet!

I’ve stopped complimenting people on their necks. It goes straight to their head.