Tag: Bad Joke Friday

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it!

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Look at that family, all going to the new 007 movie.

It’ll be a great bonding experience.

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All right, you get two jokes today because I forgot to post a joke last week.

Joke the First: Why does a milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder!

(hat tip to Roger, who e-mailed me that one)

Joke the second: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony was just OK, but the reception was awesome!

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Ack! Somehow this week got away from me and I almost forgot this. But it’s still Friday (where I live, anyway) which means I’m only quite late instead of missing entirely. So here’s a bad joke I saw on Facebook the other day:

What is Forrest Gump’s computer password?

1FORREST1

Ha!

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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!

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How do spacemen organize a party?

They planet!

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I’ve stopped complimenting people on their necks.

It goes straight to their head.

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