All right, you get two jokes today because I forgot to post a joke last week.
Joke the First: Why does a milking stool only have three legs?
Because the cow has the udder!
(hat tip to Roger, who e-mailed me that one)
Joke the second: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony was just OK, but the reception was awesome!
That first one was udderly terrible.