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Bad Joke Friday
A friend posted this on Facebook, and it is well and truly bad. My dentist said he could put me under with gas, or with a canoe paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.
Bad Joke Friday
This is a real sign, by the way! It belongs to Ipswich Lumber and Hardware in Ipswich, South Dakota.
Bad Joke Friday
How about another Star Trek joke, with a different franchise altogether thrown in just for good measure?
Bad Joke Friday
I need to find more of these, because apparently more exist. If you’re not up on your Star Trek: The Next Generation lore, there was a two-part episode where Captain Picard was sent on a special mission and replaced by … Continue reading
Bad Joke Friday (Ides of March edition)
I saw this joke on Tumblr. I can’t credit it because it’s got over 12,000 notes (which means that it’s been passed around that many times and tracing it back to the originator is an exercise in futility). I paired … Continue reading
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Bad Joke Friday
Picking the low-hanging fruit is always advisable.
Bad Joke Friday
(If you don’t get the joke, there’s a song….)
Bad Advice Friday
Not a joke, but it’s still kind of funny (and I do not recommend doing this):
Bad Joke Friday
Although given the fact that everyone I’ve already shown this to has laughed, it might actually be a good joke.