Bad Joke Friday (Page 7)

Why you can’t tell a knock knock joke to a dog: *knock knock* *BARK BARK BARK BARK* [Editor’s note: A greyhound variant of this goes thusly: *knock knock* *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….

I saw this on Twitter. Yes, it’s a little morbid. Gallows humor can be funny…. A waitress screamed "Does anyone know CPR?"I shouted "Hell, I know the whole alphabet"Everyone laughed..Well everyone except this one guy — Shit Jokes (@ShitJokes) June 12, 2017 Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….

From the Mojave County Miner, Arizona, in 1911: Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….

Via Roger (and I’m not sure this is actually a “bad” joke…it’s kinda clever, actually….): What’s the difference between a stepstool and a 3D printer? The former is a ladder and the latter is a former! Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….

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It’s still Friday! And this one is actually not bad, in my opinion. And yes, it’s a wee bit political. Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump. But that’s a silly comparison, really. It’s like comparing apples with oranges. Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….

Hey, anybody know what a will is? Anybody? Come on! It’s a dead giveaway! (via) Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….