Ayup: Evidence has been found that William Tell and family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were destroyed in a fire and we’ll never know for whom the Tells bowled. Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….
For those of a musical mind: An Eb note, a C note, and a G note walk into a bar. The barman says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors here.” C sends Eb a dirty look. “I told you to act natural!” Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….
A friend posted this on Facebook, and in honor of St. Patrick’s Day, here it is! — It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water. A curious gentleman asked what he was doing. ‘Fishing,’ replied the old man. ‘Poor old fool’ thought the gentleman, so he invited the old man to have a drink in the pub. Feeling he should start some conversation while they were sippingDown the rabbit hole….
Eep! I almost forgot about this! Take it away, Mr. Astrophysicist Man: Geologists are important for our understanding of rocks on Earth and on other planets. So never take them for granite. — Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) March 10, 2017 Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….
A visual one this week! Here is the cheesiest pick-up line ever: Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….
I admit, this isn’t funny. At all. I’m only using it because the parenthetical note is funnier than the joke, and because this is a vintage bad joke that was apparently printed in 1921. (via) Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….
Stolen from Tumblr: A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.” The guy says OK, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they’re all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and says, “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?” The guy replies, “I did … today I’m taking themDown the rabbit hole….
Long joke today! This is a story that takes place in a world very much like our own, with one key difference. There is a lever that, when flipped, will end the world. No fanfare. No build-up. No warning. Just, no more world. The lever is located just off the side of the road in a perfectly ordinary small town in the middle of Ohio. No guards, no gate, nothing standing between it and the rest of the world. But everyone knows that if that lever ever gets flipped, the world will end. Needless to say, no one flips theDown the rabbit hole….
Well, might as well start THIS up again…. I got fired from my job for stealing kitchen equipment. It was a whisk I was willing to take. Share This PostDown the rabbit hole….