Sunday Burst of Weird and AWESOME!

Oddities and Awesome abound!!!

:: Via Jennifer, the Evolution of the Geek.

:: If you wrote a film script for studios in the 1920s, you probably received a rejection in the mail similar to this:

(Neatorama)

:: If I could wave a wand to resurrect a single monthly magazine from yesteryear, it’s not much of a contest. I’d bring back OMNI. In a heartbeat. I really enjoyed reading the back issues that I “inherited” from my sister in the mid-80s. (Or maybe I stole them…I don’t really know anymore….)

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Sunday Burst of Weird and AWESOME!

Oddities and Awesome abound!!!

:: A couple I’d have never thought belonged together, until I saw them: Jack Skellington and Betty Boop. (Second photo.) Awesome!

:: Little girl writes letter to Johnny Depp, asking him to help her mutiny against her teachers. Depp obliges…well, except for the mutiny part. Johnny Depp: Awesome!

:: Interesting article about Designing the Enterprise-E for Star Trek: First Contact. I did like that Enterprise more than the Enterprise-D (the Next Generation ship), and I’ve always thought it too bad that that ship was only around for three films, only one of which was really good. Oh well! Although one thing in the article stands out: the Enterprise-E was designed to “fight the Borg”. That kind of sums up, in my mind, the degree to which Rick Berman either lost his sense of what Star Trek was all about, or never had it to begin with. There’s no way that Starfleet would design an entire enormous ship like that for the purpose fighting a single enemy in a single war!

:: xkcd revists the Map of Online Communities. I think that to depict me on the map, the map would have to be a globe, and I’d be a space probe launched from that globe several years before.

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:: OK, I like Krull too, but let’s not go crazy here, folks. (Especially if you can’t even get your LOTR facts right!)

:: I’m not the biggest fan of steampunk in the world, but it’s a fun little subgenre that does yield some awfully nifty stuff from time to time. Case in point:

:: One subset of blogs that are always fun to follow are what I call the “One man’s obsession” blogs: blogs which are devoted to a person’s singular pursuit of something, be it a hobby or particular area of interest. A great example is Slice Harvester, wherein a guy is blogging his way through a slice of pizza from every pizza joint in New York City. Don’t read this blog on an empty stomach, of course.

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Oddities and Awesome abound!

:: Possibly not for the squeamish, but here are some stunning images of a python digesting a rat. Fascinating stuff!

:: A friend of mine tipped me off on this item — thanks, Scotty! — and boy howdy, do I ever want one. It’s just a standard pizza cutter…but it’s in the shape of the starship Enterprise.

:: This is a really cool baseball story. I had no idea that Bing Crosby was ever a part owner of the Pittsburgh Pirates, but it turns out that Crosby owned an archival film of the Pirates’ Game Seven win in the 1960 World Series, which is one of the most legendary of all World Series victory games. I wouldn’t mind seeing this!

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Oddities and Awesome abound!

:: Cats as Marvel characters. Great stuff! This one was my favorite:

:: I’ve never been one to favor the miniatures-and-models era of film visual effects on some kind of a priori basis, under the assumption that something made physically by hand is inherently superior to something made virtually on a powerful computer. That’s not to say that I don’t love great physical visual effects work, because I do. But I don’t share the “Computer effects, ewwww!” attitude that many geeks espouse. I do think that computers make it easier to do bad and unconvincing effects, but believe me, I’ve seen tons of bad and unconvincing effects from the miniatures-and-models era. (As big a James Bond fan as I am and have been for years, boy howdy are there some bad visual effects in the Bond films. The space sequence in Moonraker is laughable at times, and Atlantis rising from the sea in The Spy Who Loved Me just screams out “This is a tiny model!”)

I think that the reason CGI effects tend to be disparaged isn’t because they’re bad, but because they allow filmmakers to go for shots that, ultimately, are pretty ill-conceived. A shot that’s a bad idea would be a bad idea, whether the effect is physical or CGI. The ease of CGI, I think, greatly undermines the fact, underscored by hundreds of years of art history, that less is often more. Jaws is often lionized as a film where suspense is created by withholding its visual impact until the very end; you don’t see the shark in any kind of good, establishing way until the best possible moment (“You’re gonna need a bigger boat”). What’s forgotten is that the reason the film was made this way wasn’t because of any great “less is more” philosophy on the part of Steven Spielberg; the film was made this way by necessity because the physical shark model just wasn’t working. Had “Bruce the Shark” worked better, it’s almost certain that the film would have included a lot more shots of the shark, and probably earlier on.

So what’s the point here? Well, when you get a chance to pay some attention to “that man behind the curtain” on one of the great visual films of all time, well, how can you resist? So go check out Douglas Trumbull discussing the creation of the vast industrial cityscape of Blade Runner.

:: This fellow makes lightsabers. These are probably the best that are out there, aside from the real thing, if anyone ever manages to invent one.

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OH WAIT: I almost forgot!

Drink up me hearties, yo ho! ARRRRRRR!!!

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:: Website owner toys with a troll. My favorite bit is near the end of the exchange, when the website owner tells the troll, “You’re still going to read this”, and the troll responds, “No I won’t!” Game, set and match.

:: Check out this wonderful interactive map of Middle Earth, with zooming and clicking-and-dragging and all that. Cool!

That’s about it, actually. Not as much exciting stuff this week, unfortunately….

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Oddities and Awesome abound!

:: I’ve taken a liking to this ad for Johnnie Walker Scotch whiskey:

There’s some really good timing there. Kudos to Robert Carlyle, who has been a favorite of mine ever since The Full Monty.

:: Neat-o-rama has a post on dams in the movies that is, well, neat. They left out my favorite dam in a movie, though: the Russian dam in the teaser sequence of Goldeneye. (Which is actually the Verzasca Dam in Switzerland, but hey, if we can’t relocate it to Russia for a plot point, what good is it?)

:: Watch the International Space Station transit across the Sun:

But why is it moving so fast? Phil Plait explains.

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Only one thing this week, though. My usual traipsing ’round the Interweb didn’t take me into too many weird places. This, though, I liked a lot:

It’s amazing how descriptive this is, for any specific referent of the word “project”. I’ve got my own project that I’ve been struggling with for a while now. I made a breakthrough of sorts this very weekend, though — getting a scene finally right, I think, in the space opera novel.

By way of talking about writing process a bit: I don’t like to do a whole lot of revising while I’m cobbling a first draft together, but for this particular work, I’ve found myself doing more than usual. Occasionally it’s for prosaic reasons, such as when I decided to slightly change a couple of characters’ names (both gained a single letter, but one of them, by virtue of that added letter, got an entire new syllable out of it!); others when I decided that I needed to go back and set up in Chapter Two something I’d decided to throw into Chapter Six on a whim (as in, “Hey, I know what would be cool here!”). The scene I just got done wrestling with is a First Contact scene, where My Heroes first meet the inhabitants of the planet they’ve just arrived upon. There’s just no getting around the fact that this scene has to be right before I move on, because it sets the tone for so much of what is to come. Or I think it does. You never know.

Anyway, that’s what’s Weird and Awesome. Now, back to the project!

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Oddities and Awesome abound!

:: There was a hoax last week regarding KFC, which claimed that the makers of the “Double Down” sandwich, which substitutes fried chicken breasts for the bun, had come up with a sandwich that actually did use a bun — with the main sandwich ingredient being Original Recipe chicken skins.

Well, it seems that someone was a bit disappointed that this was a hoax, so they took matters into their own hands and made their own KFC “Skinwich”.

I love these people. It’s this kind of thinking that’s going to end the recession once and for all, folks!

:: I’ll bet you all never thought you’d feel sorry for a common, annoying housefly. Well, you will when you watch this video. You can almost see the flies thinking, “Oh God I am so f***ed….”

:: It’s always weird when this happens: I write about something from years ago, a movie or a book or something, and then within weeks I find out something new and weird about it. Case in point: the movie Krull. It seems that way back in 1983, the studio behind Krull was willing to try some interesting publicity stunts, like inviting a bunch of couples to a movie theater to have Krull-themed weddings. Before the movie even opened.

Sadly, the article doesn’t include any thoughts from actual Krull-wedding participants. I’d love to know the same things the writer would like to know. (The writer certainly seems unfairly down on Krull as a movie, though. I, for one, think it would be really cool to have one of the Glaives from the movie!)

:: Note to my readers in the Beaverton, OR area or anyone planning to visit: Beware the buttocks grabber! Via Steven Den Beste, who seems a bit defensive about this. Hmmmmm.

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