Strapping young lad, isn’t he!

A while back I decided that instead of monitoring my body-reshaping progress by the use of a scale, I’d use the metric of the shoulder straps of my overalls. Well, today I reached for the “official” pair I’ve designated for this odd exercise, and sure enough, I had to draw in the straps by about an inch. Here’s where things stand right now:

That doesn’t seem like much, but another development is that I can now fasten the upper set of side buttons on this pair without sucking my gut in too much:

I am sucking in a little, but it’s more like William Shatner as Captain Kirk gut-sucking, as opposed to, say, William Shatner as TJ Hooker gut-sucking. I still won’t fasten those side buttons as a rule for a while yet, but this is still exciting progress.

I’m also getting stronger, slowly and steadily; I have increased the weight on every weight-training exercise I do several times since I started the program back in January, and I am noticing some pleasing curvature to my upper arms and my legs. That’s a deeply satisfying feeling. I can’t wait to be able to compare myself in January 2009 to the one who showed up at the Y in January 2008, and so on.

In the course of my renewed devotion to health, I remembered a website I used to follow back when I last embarked on a weight loss program. This was back in the waning days of 2001, starting a month or so before I launched this blog and continuing for more than a year afterward, a period over which I lost slightly more than fifty pounds. The site is called One Phat Man, and it’s the self-told story of a guy who, through changes in diet and exercise, took himself from over 350 pounds to down near 200. (He hasn’t updated in a long time, but his archives are all there.) It was quite a story, and I found it pretty inspirational at the time: there was no gimick, no “take this powder and swallow this pill” stuff, nor any “Stick to this hyper-regimented diet plan for eight months to lose weight” rigamarole, nor any “Eat nothing but protein, that’s the ticket!” weirdness: just a simple message that basically boils down to “Choose which life you want to lead, and then live it.” I love that message: sure, it takes work to get healthy, but if it really matters, it won’t really feel like work. He also has the ideal response to the whole “But when your program ends you’ll just gain the weight back” arguments: If you continue to do the things that transformed you, you will continue to stay transformed. That’s exactly right.

That’s what I’m doing, as well. Am I eating more protein? Yes I am, because I’ve learned that it requires more energy from the body to digest, and because I’m not so much concentrating on losing weight as removing fat and adding muscle at the same time. I’m also eating a lot more salads; I’ve ditched all dressings except for extra-virgin olive oil and balsamic vinegar; I’m eating breakfast regularly (usually a whole-grain, high-fiber cereal like shredded wheat with a half-cup of blueberries and a glass of OJ). I’m making my lunch to take to work every day, which is both healthier and much less costly.

But there are things I’m not doing. I’m not eliminating things from my diet completely. Once a week I skip my usual mid-morning snack of yogurt-and-granola and substitute a coconut donut (pure heaven). I haven’t cut back at all on my coffee consumption. I’m eating more fish; we keep frozen tilapia filets around as a staple now (just thaw, dust with flour, and then pan-fry in a bit of seasoned oil). As healthy as we’re trying to eat now, though, we still go out to the Chinese Buffet once or twice a month; last week we drowned our sorrows in maple syrup; the other night neither The Wife nor I felt like cooking, so we got a pizza and breadsticks from Capelli’s. I still eat chocolate, but in much smaller quantities. I’m discovering that I can feel satisfied with just three gingersnap cookies, as opposed to grabbing half the package. I have a box of Thin Mints that I’ve been working on for a month now; time was when a box of those would be gone in a matter more of hours than days. I’ve vastly reduced the amount of pop I drink each week, but I still grab a bottle of Cherry Coke for Saturday afternoons, which I drink in the evening after putting the groceries away (just finished it, whilst writing this post) and we still enjoy the union of Caffeine-free Pepsi and spiced rum. For snacking, I keep apples around, and peanut butter; mixed nuts and pistachios. Crackers and potato chips? Not so much. Tortilla chips, though? Still here, just not consumed all that often.

That’s how I’m doing it, a little at a time. Onward and upward. Or downward, as the case may be.

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Measuring Progress


Straps I, originally uploaded by Jaquandor.

I’ve made few bones here about the fact that I’m generally overweight, and have been for years. I’m not so overweight as to be unhealthy, but I am at an age where that does start to be a concern, so in recent months I’ve started to slowly move myself into a healthier kind of living. This starts with eating more fruits and vegetables, obviously, and it also involves more exercise on a regular basis. At first, exercising more meant going for brisk walks on a regular basis (four or five times a week).

Of course, the onrush of cold weather ruled out daily walking once the snow started flying, which is why my regular exercise plan fell by the wayside for a short while — until the first week of January, when we were able to activate our membership at the local Y (given to us by my parents, in one of the greatest Christmas presents they’ve ever given us).

So now we go to the Y three or four times a week, and I’m doing a combination of weight training and cardio work. I’ve been doing this for about six weeks now, and I’m feeling great: stronger, calmer, and less likely to take out my frustrations on my own fictional characters or on helpless pieces of scrap wood. I haven’t been so unfit as to be out of breath on a normal basis, but I’m noticing that it takes more work already to get my heart really racing. I’m also drinking gigantic amounts of water as many health professionals say to do. (Personally, I think that drinking lots of water is beneficial mainly because it forces you to walk more. As in, to the bathroom.)

So what’s with the picture? Well, I have no real way to quantify any weight loss I enjoy as I embark on my new “Sculpting A Better Me” focus. We don’t own a scale, and frankly, I don’t want one. Scales can be discouraging when you hit a plateau, their constant presence can lead to obsessive weight-checking, and on a sheer practical note, our bathroom is roughly the size of that video phone booth Heywood Floyd uses to call his daughter from the space station in 2001: A Space Odyssey, so there really isn’t room for a scale in the first place.

So how to know if I’m definitely losing weight? By the more-satisfying measure of how my clothes fit. Watching a number on a scale decrease over time is nice, but really, finding the shirts one wears getting bigger and finding other shirts that may have been uncomfortably tight a year ago now perfectly wearable is much nicer. Orders of magnitude nicer, actually. So is the fact that a week ago I had to buy a new (smaller) belt, because the old one simply had too much extra belt hanging off the end after I buckled it. And — ideally for me — is the fact that I’m having to shorten the straps on my overalls for the first time in several years. Huzzah!

So I’ll occasionally post another variant of this photo as I make progress reports, for comparison’s sake. I’ll have to use this one pair of overalls for this series exclusively, since I long ago discovered that the length of shoulder straps can vary between even virtually identical pairs of overalls from the exact same manufacturer. Here we go!

(By the way, I don’t know about other Y branches in Erie County, but the Southtowns branch is just a stunning facility. I just love the place, and the very best thing is that it’s all of 1.5 miles from Casa Jaquandor. Come spring and summer, I’ll be able to walk there and back again for my workouts. Life is good.)

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