Brief linkage

Some short hits on stuff I’m seeing today:

:: Hayao Miyazaki’s new film is announced. The tale apparently involves a goldfish Princess who wants to become human. Here’s hoping, because I’ve always loathed The Little Mermaid.

:: Turkish Star Wars. I have absolutely no idea what this is all about. (Fairly long video, but if you watch the first minute or so, you get the idea.)

:: I don’t know how much of an influence I was in Jennifer‘s decision to make this purchase, but I can’t help but feel a little proud!

:: Tokyo’s long nightmare is over.

Well, gotta go. Work to do and all that. You know how it is.

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Meh….

This week has been a blend of busy and not-feeling-like-posting. So I haven’t been posting. Will that continue? Who knows?

Anyway, a few thoughts on various stuff:

:: Watched Raines last night, and I had one of those cases where I read a lot of middling-to-negative reviews of a thing, watch it, and wonder if they watched the same thing I did. I found Raines very enjoyable; Jeff Goldblum delivered a fairly understated performance (as compared to, say, Jurassic Park, in which he hammed it up) as Detective Raines, who has conversations with the murder victims whose murders he is investigating.

The commercials made this all sound rather Sixth Sense-ish, but it’s not — the show makes clear that Raines isn’t really talking to the dead, but hallucinating them, which makes the conversations with them interesting in that the dead can’t give him hints, seeing as how as they have no more information than he has at any given point in the investigation.

Anyway, I found the pilot nicely written, with a story that moved right along, and some good and snappy dialogue. Sure, the murder mystery is fairly pedestrian — nothing there that you wouldn’t have seen on any episode of, say, Rockford Files or Magnum PI, but I enjoyed the show anyway.

:: Lance Mannion asks who our favorite TV detectives are. Mine is Andy Sipowicz from NYPDBlue, whose character growth over the show’s run was always fascinating to behold. The show creaked quite a bit with age as it got older, but even so, I always loved ol’Andy.

:: My “guilty pleasure” TV cop? Why, Don Johnson’s Nash Bridges, of course! I just found that show ridiculously entertaining a lot of the time. The show went on probably at least a season too long, but it was a lot of fun for a while. (In fact, with its Friday 10:00 timeslot, it made a wonderful partner with Millennium.)

Of course, watching Jodi Lyn O’Keefe blossom on the show was always pleasant:

:: I will buy this. Shut up. Those movies had nice music, aside from all the pop stuff.

:: “But Bill Clinton did it too!” Yeah, right.

:: I’m often the one on various Interweb fora to interject into long threads devoted to complaining about some TV show or book or whatever along the lines of, “Geez, if you hate it so much, why do you watch it so much?” A grand example can often be found over at the FSM message boards, where one regular member is a religious fan (and I mean “religious” quite literally) of the original incarnation of Battlestar Galactica, so much so that he’ll denounce with appropriate fleckling of the monitor with spittle the various plot machinations of the current version of the show. I once asked, “Why the hell are you watching something you loathe so completely?”, and he replied, “So I can discuss it.” I just don’t get the impulse to keep dwelling on something that brings you displeasure.

So why do I keep reading For Better or For Worse, then? Hell, I dunno — but I guess it’s fun to see that plenty of folks are annoyed by it in the same way that I am. Here’s a perceptive comment as to the way April is being treated in the strip:

But April is the only one of them who has a valid excuse for acting like an adolescent.

Liz had a pretty good independent life going for herself, until she suddenly and mysteriously decided that she was homesick and couldn’t take it anymore. So she quit her job and asked her boyfriend — who had already moved for her once — to move again, and then she fled south like a scared rabbit and moved in with Mommy and Daddy at the first opportunity. And then she was surprised when her boyfriend turned out not to be so excited about the “follow Liz wherever her whim takes her” plan as she’d thought he would be.

Mike and his family had the fire, so they had a pretty good reason for moving in… but why are they still there? They’ve got plenty of money to find another apartment, even if they do decide that they want to start looking for a house sometime soon. But no, Mike complains that every apartment they see is too small, too far away, too expensive, too something; and he’s completely terrified of the idea of buying a house. So they stay on in his parents’ house, and stay, and stay…

In the meantime, April has been evicted from her room and is sleeping in the rec room — which is also the storage space for Mike and Dee’s extra stuff. Too many people are using too few showers in the house, and apparently the people who can drive — which is pretty much everyone except April and the little kids — can’t be bothered to go grocery shopping often enough. April has been shunted off to a corner while her theoretically-adult siblings clamor for their parents’ attention.

Meanwhile, their grandfather has had a stroke and April is the only one of the family who seems to visit him consistently and still treats him like a person and not a fixture.

As James notes, on the scale of things all of this isn’t that huge a problem… but it is hard for a sixteen-year-old girl. What I find disgusting about the situation is that consistently, every time that April tries to suggest that this is hard for her — every single time — she’s smacked down and told that other people have it worse than her, so shut the hell up. Mike the Literary Genius and Liz the Broken-Hearted are treated with kid gloves, because of course their problems are serious and weighty — but April? April’s problems aren’t worth worrying about. Go back and hide in the rec room, April; the grown-ups are talking.

It’s incredibly dismissive of her feelings, which justified or not are still her feelings. This is how you teach people that they are worthless and insignificant and that nothing they do matters. April may be a fictional character, but I’d still rather that she not learn that lesson.

And here’s a great post on why Anthony is evil and must be destroyed.

:: Tomorrow morning: pancakes, bitches! We weren’t successful last year, but we did get a nice consolation prize: Charlie’s Diner in East Aurora, which is just a great little breakfast joint in the classic tradition.

:: The NCAA Tournament: as always, “Meh.”

And so it goes.

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Behold my mad pizza skills!

I mentioned a while back that The Wife and I decided to use some Christmas money to strike one item from our long-term wish list: the KitchenAid mixer. So far we’ve used it a number of times, and it’s just a wonderful, wonderful thing. It’s totally worth the loss of a significant chunk of our counter space. (In this apartment, we don’t have a lot of counter space.) Not only does the mixer allow us to avoid the sore-arm syndrome that comes with using a hand-held mixer for more than two or three minutes at a time, but it allows us to do more involved recipes that would be totally impractical with a hand-held. Case in point: pizza dough.

For a long time I’ve been wanting to make my own Chicago-style deep dish pizza. Two nights ago, with the help of the mixer, I got my wish. Here’s how it all went down. I used this recipe, which I’ll annotate with pictures.

First, there’s the mixing of the ingredients to make a batter; then you add the remaining flour to turn the batter into a dough. If you’ve ever had the fortune (or misfortune, as the case may be) to work at Pizza Hut, this dough turns out to be slightly less sticky than Stuffed Crust dough, but it’s pretty close to that.

The recipe says to put it on the counter to rise and cover with a large bowl, but since I don’t have that much counter space, I put it in the bowl and covered it with a damp towel. Here’s the dough before rising:

And here it is after doubling in bulk.

The fist there belongs to The Daughter, who was tickled at the concept of punching down the dough. Now you let it rise a second time, again to double in bulk. While the dough is rising, you have plenty of time to get the tomato mixture ready and do some other topping preparation. Here’s Your Fearless Narrator, frying up some bulk Italian sausage for the pies:

(Hey, why don’t chefs wear overalls? You get lots of pockets for holding thermometers and utensils and whatnot, they pretty much eliminate the need for an apron, and you can hang a towel off the hammer-loop. The stuff I think of….)

Finally, the dough is done with its second rising, which turns out to take less time than the first:

That red mixing bowl on the right contains my tomato mixture. The recipe calls for a large can of plum tomatoes, but I prefer smaller chunks, so I went with two 14-oz. cans of diced tomatoes, to which I added some garlic, basil, oregano, salt, and pepper.

We punch it down again, and then start putting it into the pans. These are regular nine-inch cake pans. You rub them with oil, dust them with cornmeal (the recipe doesn’t call for this, but I did it anyway), and then plunk half the dough into each. Then you just use your fingers to “smoosh” it out, right up the edges of the pans, like so:

Here’s one area I would do differently next time: I didn’t smooth it out quite thin enough, especially in the corner where the bottom of the pan ends and the side begins. This resulted in quite a thickness of crust at that point of the final product. But hey, live and learn!

By this point, most of your work is done, as long as you’ve observed the cooking principle of mise en place. (This means having everything chopped, diced, sliced, and prepped before you get to the final assembly of whatever dish you’re doing. Nothing sucks like having everything almost ready to go, and then realizing that you’ve forgotten to dice the onion or whatever.)

With Chicago-style deep dish pizza, your cheese goes in the bottom of the pie. You tile the slices, like so:

Here, too, an opportunity for improvement next time: I probably should have made my slices thinner, so I could use more of them for a better tiling effect. Not a huge thing, but one of those little touches that probably would have made the final product slightly more refined. That gets added to the memory bank for next time.

Anyhow, now is when we add the “toppings”, even though with this pizza they’re more properly thought of as “fillings”:

On the left we have pepperoni and Italian sausage; on the right we have Italian sausage, mushrooms, and onions. Now’s the time to pour the tomato mixture on top:

When this is done, you may think with alarm that you don’t have enough tomato mixture. Don’t worry about it. It’ll smooth out in the baking process. Now we simply sprinkle fresh Parmesan cheese over the top, drizzle a bit of olive oil over each pie, and we’re ready for baking!

Deep dish pizza takes quite a while to cook. I baked them for about forty minutes, side by side, in a 450-degree oven. And after you bake them, it’s essential that you let them rest outside of the oven for at least ten minutes before slicing. Once a deep-dish pizza attains the proper temperature in the middle (180 degrees), it will hold that temperature for quite some time. You want it to cool a bit so that the liquids resolidify a bit.

I also had a problem with grease running off the top of the pies, and onto the rack below. This filled the apartment with smoke, so on a very cold night, we had to open the patio door and some windows. You can probably alleviate this by putting some water in a cookie sheet and putting it on the rack below, but I didn’t try this, and I’m a little concerned about how any resulting steam would affect the pizza.

But anyhow, once the smoke cleared, we had a wonderful final product. Behold:

As I said above, the crust was a bit too thick at the corner edges. Also, I’m considering next time substituting melted butter for the olive oil in the dough recipe, in hopes of a flakier texture. This is my usual practice with new recipes: I do it exactly the way the book says to do it, but when I make it a second time, that’s when I start tinkering with it.

The proof, though, was in the eating, and all pronounced it delicious. So there you have it: I can make my own Chicago-style deep dish pizza. How awesome is that!

(And no, it is not a casserole. Anyone who says it is can bite me. It’s a pie, not a casserole. No disagreement with me is possible on this point.)

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Tagged!

Jennifer just tagged me with a “Five Things You Didn’t Know About Me” quiz, which I’m finding difficult, I must admit, since after nearly five years of blogging, it’s rapidly becoming the case that the only stuff that you don’t know about me is stuff I don’t want to blog about. But anyhoo, here’s some stuff:

1. Apropos of a recent dustup of sorts in the Buffalo Prefecture of Blogistan, I must admit that — sigh! — I have not shopped the Elmwood Strip in more than five years. Probably even longer than that. Why? I genuinely don’t know, other than that there always seems to be something that I’d rather do more. I always wanted to, and still do; every time I was at Childrens Hospital for one of Little Quinn’s procedures or visits, I’d think, “Man, I gotta get to Elmwood one of these days.” And still, there Elmwood sits, unvisited by me. (A couple of other embarrassing admissions for this Buffalonian: until two years ago, I’d never eaten at Mighty Taco, and I still have not been to a Louie’s.)

2. Had The Daughter been a boy, her name would have been Quinn.

3. My first musical instrument was the French horn, which I played for a year before switching to the cornet and later the trumpet. (The cornet is actually a trumpet whose pipes are more conical in nature than the normal trumpet’s.) I didn’t take practicing seriously at all for two years, — from fifth grade until about halfway through seventh — when I suddenly realized that (a) I sucked, (b) I was tired of sucking, (c) if my parents weren’t going to let me quit band (I’m still embarrassed to this day that I actually asked my father if I could quit) then I’d just as well not suck, and (d) it would be cool to not suck.

4. I used to be a pretty good swimmer (probably still am, as it’s not a skill one forgets), enough so that my high school’s swim team coach used to repeatedly ask me to join the team. Why didn’t I? Because I was Young, and therefore Stupid.

5. My love of overalls has nothing at all to do with the fact that I went to college in Iowa. In fact, I was in my junior year of college before I wore them out there. (And as soon as I did, any number of native Iowan college mates of mine started asking me if I was trying to become “an official Iowan”.)

Now, I suppose I should tag some people. I usually don’t tag people on these kinds of things, but hey, why not? So: Roger, Lynda, John, and…hmmmm…Shamus? You’re all up. Or not.

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Winning friends and influencing people

Advice from my life that will be useless to anyone else out there, unless they’re actually living my life: Putting four pairs of overalls in the tumble dryer at the same time doesn’t really help in the “quiet” department of apartment building life.

(Usually I split ’em up over several loads, but tonight I’m only doing one load, so I figured I’d wash ’em all at once. Bad idea, that. All that metal banging around in there? I may as well have chucked a handful of marbles into the dryer.)

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Sentential Links #78

In general I’m on the computer a lot less this time of year, so fewer links than normal between now and January. But now:

:: Then shall the world tremble before our assembled might! Arr! (An anthology of stories involving piracy on the high seas? Wow!)

:: Fruitcakes are the definition of baked goods people buy to give away. Adulteration happened. By the time everyone got around to comparing notes on how nasty most commercial fruitcake had become, we’d raised a generation of kids who wouldn’t eat fruitcake on a bet. (To this day, I don’t think I’ve ever had fruitcake at all, either homemade or store-bought. I might try one this year.)

:: Yes, nothing quite says “Christmas Cheer” like going to your parents’ graves and shouting that they deserved to be gunned down in a filthy alley.

:: The blonde insists our first date was a week earlier, on December 1st. I refuse to accept this. (Well, yeah. A date, as Cameron Crowe clearly established in Say Anything, consists of “Prearrangement…with the possibility for love.” Just hangin’ out with friends and having pizza is a “scam”. Or maybe not. The movie never cleared up that particular point.)

:: William Tager was born on a parallel Earth in the year 2265. (My new seventh-favorite blog. The six in front of it? I’ll never tell!)

:: I mean, we may have met in the Little Pony aisle of Target, eh? (Ah, My Little Pony…and the porn stars!)

:: Overalls, no longer stigmatizing, are as American as apple pie and Apple iPods. (A news article and not a blog post, but it’s always nice to see a little love for the overalls!)

Enough for this week. Keep well, folks. The world’s a harsh place, full of vultures, vultures everywhere!

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The family that wears overalls together stays together!


At the Lake
Originally uploaded by sarah smile = ).

I found this lovely photo the other day, quite by accident. There’s a clan that’s got the right idea!

Denim workwear aside, can any photography experts out there tell me what that “fading to black around the edges” effect is called? I might like to try it on my own photo editing software. I don’t use Photoshop, though; I use ArcSoft’s PhotoStudio 2000, which came for free either with the computer when I bought it five years ago or with some other piece of equipment along the way. Don’t know what I’ll use on the next computer, but I doubt I’ll spring for Photoshop anyway. How is Google’s photo software? I’m also buying a new camera sometime in the next couple of months.

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It’s not like they come with an instruction manual or anything….

I got a hit today from a Google search for, of all things, how to wear overalls. Well, I guess they can appear confusing, so here’s how it goes:

1. Put right leg into right leg of overalls.
2. Put left leg into left leg of overalls.
3. Depending on your handedness, pull one of the straps over your shoulder.
4. Fasten strap to bib.
5. Repeat steps 3 and 4 with the other strap.
6. Tuck in shirt and button up side buttons as desired.
7. Adjust bib.

Off you go. What’s so hard about that?

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Answers, part the first

Time to start catching up on the answers to the First Round of Ask Me Anything!. (The second round will come maybe a few months from now, when I get bored again or something.) I’m answering these in fairly randomized order. Well, OK, there’s nothing random about it; I’m taking the ones that lend themselves to “short answers” first.

:: Have you read any of Star Wars On Trial? What do you think of it.

I have, in fact, not read it. In fact, I don’t know what it is! So off to Google I go…

[insert whirring sound of Google in action here]

OK, apparently Star Wars on Trial is a book in which David Brin (who is known to hate Star Wars) and Matthew Stover (who wrote one of the novelizations and maybe some other stuff) debate some points about Star Wars, such as “Science Fiction Filmmaking Has Been Reduced by Star Wars to Poorly Written Special Effects Extravaganzas”. Maybe I’ll seek this book out sometime, but I have to admit that at the outset it sounds like something that would piss me off at least half the time. I mean, just to that one “issue” I cite above (and not even granting the premise that Star Wars is badly written), it’s not as if SF filmmaking was exactly a font of well-written movies before George Lucas came along. And so on.

So David Brin can bite me. Harumph!

Why is Dave Letterman so mean to Paul?

Huh. I confess that I’ve never found Letterman particularly “mean” to Paul — he ribs the guy a lot, but to me Letterman always shows a great deal of respect for Paul and his talents. Now, Dave’s certainly mean to Alan Kalter on occasion, but I suspect that’s mostly schtick, anyway.

What did you think of V for Vendetta (the movie)?

Haven’t seen it, and I haven’t really decided if I want to or not. I dunno. I’m not that big a fan of the Wachowski’s, liking The Matrix less every time I watch it and having fallen asleep in the first half hour of The Matrix Reloaded. The comic, though, was brilliant, although I haven’t read it since 1989 or so.

Superpower: flying or invisibility?

Invisibility all the way. I could do a lot of good if I were invisible. Yeah…good…heh heh heh….

Who’s your favorite Wilbury, and why?

Assuming we’re talking about the Traveling Wilbury’s, my fave is Roy Orbison.

If you could, scratch that, make it HAD TO – change one, at least fairly major, thing about the Star Wars prequels, what would it be?

Hmmmm…a tough one! I’ve never hated Jake Lloyd’s performance in The Phantom Menace, but given how important the kid is to that movie and the skill he’s shown with directing kids in the past, if Steven Spielberg was ever going to direct a Star Wars movie, that would have been the one.

(Other possible answers include having Frank Darabont do the scripts based on Lucas’s story outlines, and to make a change to the actual storylines, having an attempt on Padme’s life take place on Naboo in Attack of the Clones.)

And here are a few related ones:

What sort of carrot would it take to pull a Sampson & Delilah on that hair of yours, and what further impetus would be needed to shave the mug?

I had long hair in the mid and late 90s, but got it whacked when I left Pizza Hut to go work for Bob Evans, a company that had a strict hair-length policy for men. At the time I was grossly unhappy working for Pizza Hut, so leaving them for a company that was going to pay me more and treat me more professionally was worth losing the hair.

I eventually left Bob’s when I decided that I just didn’t want to be a restaurant manager (nothing against Bob’s at all), and aside from going to Fantastic Sam’s every so often to get the ends trimmed up, I’ve never had a haircut since. That was in January of 2000.

So there are circumstances under which I’d get the hair whacked. Right now, though, I can’t imagine what they’d be. It’d have to be a job I really want at a place that genuinely forbids long hair.

Along other lines, having to undergo chemo or some other medical procedure that requires hair-cutting or results in hair loss would he endured if they came along.

With the beard, roughly the same answers apply. I just like this look. So if anyone’s looking to entice me with some kind of bet, like “If the Bills win, I’ll shave my head, but if the Jets win, you shave yourhead!”, you’ll need to find some other kind of bet-losing penalty!

In a question that echoes Buffalogeek’s #3, what would it take to get you to lose the overalls?

An act of God.

Under threat of losing your right thumb and pinky toes, would you shave the beard, cut the hair, AND lose the overalls?

OK…I’m sensing a bit of distaste for my fashion choices from the citizens of Blogistan….

I don’t have a question question; I just wanted to say I like the hair, the beard and the overalls.

Ha!

and the tie dye too.

Hooray!

More answers tomorrow or the day after, folks. Thanks to all who posed queries! This turns out to be a pretty fun exercise.

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