What if Deagol had kept the Ring?

This has been making the rounds of Left Blogistan in the last two days, and it’s pretty funny, I guess, but I gotta admit that I’m growing tired of the current fad of translating the language of one’s political opposites into Gollum-speak. I don’t know, but it’s starting to seem…yesterday, I guess. Actually, I think it lost its cachet when Ben Shapiro did it some months ago. Now there’s a guy who could suck the coolness out of the Fonz.