Something for Thursday

I’m not a big fan of country music, but there are a smattering of country songs that I like a great deal. Here’s one of them: “Every Which Way But Loose”, by Eddie Rabbitt.

(And yes, I like the movie with Clint Eastwood and the monkey.)

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A Random Wednesday Conversation Starter

The scenario: it’s the middle of the night, and you have to go to the bathroom. So you get up and start staggering in that direction, without turning on any lights, because you know the way well enough and there’s enough ambient light in the darkness that you won’t walk into the walls or anything.

You’re barefoot, and you’re about to put your foot squarely onto…something. So, what would you rather it be: one of your kid’s Lego bricks, which would really hurt, or a cold-but-still-wet pile of your cat’s vomit?

Discuss!

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Dom

I wasn’t the biggest fan of Dom Deluise, but he was a likable guy, wasn’t he? Here’s what I most often remember him from: The Muppet Show.

Merdlidop!

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“He’s so…human.”

Prompted by this post by Snell, which I quoted in Sentential Links yesterday, I’ve been thinking a bit about one of the bigger misfires in Star Trek history. I’m thinking of Lieutenant Saavik.

Saavik first appeared in STII: The Wrath of Khan, played by Kirstie Alley. (OK, I’ll admit it, she was among my first celebrity crushes.) As TWoK opens, the Enterprise is no longer a flagship in the fleet, but is instead pretty much of a training vessel, being used to teach Starfleet cadets the ins-and-outs of being Starfleet officers. Saavik is the highest-profile of these youngsters whom we meet in the movie; as the film opens, she is taking the infamous Kobayashi Maru test, which turns out to be a test of character in judging how prospective command officers deal with no-win situations. (Saavik’s resolution results in a ship blown to bits by Klingons.)

At first glance, we see that Saavik has the pointed ears of a Vulcan, but her actions throughout the film show that she isn’t the cool, level-headed Vulcan we might expect from, say, Mr. Spock; in point of fact, Spock in the teevee series showed less emotion than Saavik does in TWoK. This is almost certainly due to Saavik’s generally-accepted backstory: she is not pure Vulcan, but half-Vulcan and half-Romulan. This is never specified in the movies, but in the novelizations and in the original screenplay, so I think it can be taken pretty much as canon at this point.

There were occasionally new crew members to think about in the Trek movies, and Saavik was perhaps the most memorable. She is extremely intelligent, ambitious, and observant; however, she comes off as also deeply uncomfortable with herself and struggling to figure out just who she is and what her purpose may be. This represented a wonderful contrast with the remainder of the Enterprise crew, who by the time of TWoK were all experienced veterans who were so good at their jobs by now that it pretty much became necessary to make justifications for them being at their old posts after so many years. (Spock is now Captain of the Enterprise, supervising the training missions; Scotty is the trainer for the engineering cadets, Chekov is First Officer on Reliant, and it’s generally accepted, as depicted in the novelization, that Sulu has just been promoted to Captain as well. As for Uhura, I’m not entirely sure.) Anyway, Saavik’s career is just getting started. And she is in awe of Admiral James T. Kirk.

By the end of TWoK, Saavik has, interestingly enough, not been depicted as having reached some kind of definitive stopping point in her “growth” as a person. She’s learned that Kirk isn’t some unapproachable god but basically just a guy who screws up a lot and yet figures out ways through it all; she’s been through an extremely difficult crisis; she’s lost her mentor in Captain Spock. (And, according to the novelizations of TWoK and The Search for Spock, she has picked up a lover in David Marcus.)

When next we see Saavik, we’re into TSfS and she is on board the science vessel Grissom, which has been dispatched to investigate the newly formed Genesis Planet, along with David Marcus (who is Kirk’s son, for those not keeping score). But she is now no longer played by Kirstie Alley, but by Robin Curtis:

Along with the change in actresses we now note a major change in Saavik’s personality, too: whereas all through TWoK we see that there is a lot of emotion brimming under Saavik’s surface, in TSfS she is almost entirely all-Vulcan, all the time. Except for one or two scenes, she seems like a female Spock. The only time Saavik 2.0 comes close to showing actual emotion is when she reports to Admiral Kirk that David Marcus has been killed, and at the very end of the film, where she finds herself unable to hold Spock’s gaze (because the film has implied, not terribly strongly, that she had Vulcan sex with Spock while on the Genesis planet). Saavik 2.0 is a pale reflection of Saavik 1.0, an awful disappointment; the character has gone from being one of the most interesting new additions to Trek to being someone who is merely along for the ride.

Robin Curtis’s Saavik 2.0 would return in The Voyage Home, but very briefly. She is now no longer a part of the crew, and she only appears in a short scene at the beginning of the movie to tell Kirk something about David’s death. The existence of the scene kind of strains credulity a bit; they’ve all been on Vulcan for three months, and right now is the first time Saavik’s found the opportunity to tell him that David died bravely? Meh. Then we see Saavik standing beside Amanda Grayson (Spock’s mother) as the Enterprise crew lifts off in their captured Klingon Bird of Prey. And that is the last time we ever saw Lieutenant Saavik.

(Yes, Saavik would show up in various Trek novels and comics, but those honestly don’t count, as much as I loved some of the novels that I read and the DC Comics incarnation of Trek.)

So what happened? Why did a potentially interesting character vanish? Well, there were attempts to bring Saavik back, over the years. The character of Valeris in The Undiscovered Country, the traitor Vulcan, was originally intended to be Saavik; I’m glad they didn’t go that route, personally. Also, Saavik was intended to show up in a nonspeaking cameo in an episode of The Next Generation, but apparently Kirstie Alley wanted too much money so that idea was shot. (One wonders why Robin Curtis wasn’t even asked — but the answer is, of course, that no one would have recognized her. By the time of TNG, Alley was one of the better known actresses in the US, thanks to Cheers.)

The general perception is, almost without exception, that Saavik 1.0 (Alley) was better than Saavik 2.0 (Curtis). I’ve never yet met a Trekker who liked Saavik 2.0 more. Many tend to fall into the usual trap of blaming the actress, but as usual with such things, I’m not sure that’s fair. Curtis didn’t write the character as basically someone for David Marcus to talk to in TSfS, nor did she make the odd decision to ignore the fact that Saavik 1.0 had arched eyebrows while Saavik 2.0 had pointed Vulcan ones. I read an interview once with Robin Curtis in Starlog in which she described how hard it was playing a Vulcan correctly, especially with the guy who pretty much invented Vulcan acting directing her on that film. She recalled Leonard Nimoy constantly telling her to make her line delivery dryer, dryer, dryer. Well, she’s definitely dry in TSfS.

It’s an odd thing, but it’s clear to me that Saavik 2.0 is a writing mistake, and not a performance one. (For the most part, anyway. No one would seriously claim that Robin Curtis had as much charisma onscreen as Kirstie Alley.) I don’t really think that the Trek producers had any real idea of where they were going with Saavik, as they wrote the “trilogy” of Treks II, III and IV. Each film had different writers, for one thing, but I would have hoped that producer Harve Bennett would have steered things a little more, as far as Saavik was concerned. An amazingly interesting character is introduced, and then completely retooled, and then just dropped aside without fanfare. That’s a sad thing.

However, we should also remember what Trek was like back then. TWoK was made on the basis of TMP‘s box office success, but it was budgeted much lower. Ongoing Trek movies were by no means a sure thing, and new teevee series like TNG weren’t even in the talking stage at that point. It’s pretty clear that Saavik was bungled a bit, but it’s not as if there was much opportunity to plan for Saavik in the future of Trek. TWoK was not made with TSfS in mind, and neither was TSfS made with TVH in mind. Trek was being done on a project-by-project basis, which explains, as least in part, how the promising Lieutenant Saavik was allowed to fall through the cracks.

And now I’m thinking, if this alternate-timeline Trek reboot does well, maybe Saavik will come in for better treatment when she comes along…in about twenty years.

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Fud

Some recent notes on food and drink:

:: I shouldn’t like this stuff, but I do. It’s Blueberry Lager. I’ve had “fruit beers” before, and they always taste like beer with added fruit flavorings, not unlike Cherry Coke. This beverage, however, tastes like blueberry soda with the beer added. It’s an odd item, to be sure. It also has nice alcohol content and, when you pour it, the head is purple. So, in honor of the impending release of Star Trek, I am going to pretend that this stuff is Romulan Bock. (No, I will not be serving it at diplomatic functions.)

:: My readers in the Midwest will be familiar with “broasted chicken”, a delicacy out there that is generally hard to come by in other locales. Well, a few weeks ago we learned of a pizza place in nearby Hamburg that sells broasted chicken, and last week, we made the trek there and picked up a bucket of the crispy golden stuff. Oh mama, how I’ve missed broasted chicken since leaving Iowa! Local readers, if you’re interested, the place is Koz’s Pizza, on Camp Road in Hamburg.

(What is “broasted chicken”? It’s chicken that’s been broasted. Duh! But seriously, “broasting” is actually a trademarked process, so you can’t call your chicken “broasted” if you’re not using the gizmo made by the company that makes “broasters”. But what it basically entails is battering the chicken and then cooking it in a method that combines deep frying and pressure cooking. Done right, this results in chicken with a wonderfully crispy skin and a wonderfully moist inside.)

:: Longtime readers may recall that I have long pined for my favorite snack food of all time, Planters Cheez Balls. Oooooh, how I miss my Cheez Balls! Well, I may not have been reunited with the real thing, but I have found the closest thing to them that I’m ever likely to find, barring the re-entry of Planters into the Tasty Cheese Snack market: Snikiddy Grilled Cheese Puffs. They’re a bit on the pricy side, being one of them new-fangled Organic, All Natural, hippie snacks, but that’s right up my alley anyway, so I love ’em. Hooray!

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Sentential Links #168

Click your way to a happier future and a head full of hair!

:: I apologize to my fellow liberals for revealing this conspiracy, but America deserves to know the truth. (Crap. I was in line for my very own Star Destroyer.)

:: And yet, I feel like I might live to be 500. Wouldn’t that be cool? I can hardly wait to see what the world will be like in the 25th century.

:: “Artist, please draw more attention to the severed head.”

:: I may as well tell you up front, so you know where my bias lies: Deep Space Nine was, and is, my favorite of all the Star Trek series. And I’ll fight anyone who’s got a problem with that, bub. (Mine, too, and for all the reasons this fellow gives.)

:: The reader gets the thrills of action, adventure, daring-do, and a lengthy explanation of the difficulties of searching for a star that might have a planet in a large area of space. Fortunately there is a girl along to ask the dumb questions. (Nice post about the charms of reading old SF. I find it can depend on the writer and the age of the work; my mind rebelled some time back when I read a story by Edmund Hamilton that had spaceships landing on the surface of Neptune.)

:: It’s like someone going into Baskin-Robbins and not bothering to look at any of the flavors, but just going straight for the chocolate–every time. Yeah, maybe the chocolate is good, but every single time? (I’ll admit that I’m looking forward to the new Trek movie, but not because I want some more Trek, but because I have an itch for some explodey-spaceshippy goodness that isn’t getting scratched any other way, outside of books and comics, and I just want a movie with some explodey-spaceshippy goodness. But again, did it have to be Kirk and company? Why not a whole new ship, with a whole new crew? Why does it have to be Trek at all?)

All for this week. Tune in next week!

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Sunday Burst of Weirdness

Oddities abound!

:: Yeah, it’s a commercial stunt for T-Mobile, but as a newly-minted Beatles fan, watching 13000 people in Trafalgar Square singing “Hey Jude” just makes me all kinds of happy.

:: There are those who believe that somewhere in the vast blackness of space, about nine billion miles from the Sun, the first human is about to cross the boundary of our Solar System into interstellar space. I really need to start reading Fortean Times again. (via)

All for this week. Tune in next week!

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Appearing in Print

I’m in the Buffalo News today, here. It’s a rumination on my mother-in-law’s recent passing.

As usual, I make my leaping-off point an item from a movie, in this case, Steven Spielberg’s slavery film Amistad. Here’s the John Quincy Adams speech from the film in its entirety, even though the part that inspired me doesn’t come until around seven minutes in, near the end:

“Who we are is who we were.” I might want that on my tombstone.

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