The Wife told me this one, so you can all blame her if you like:
What’s the cheapest cut of meat?
Deer balls!
Why?
They’re under a buck!
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darnit but if I hadn't set myself up as a Proper Southern Lady I'd be telling that joke in at least one of my classes. (I have a lot of students who hunt).
I don't think it would work, given my reputation, though.
(It's a funny joke. Or at least I find it funny)