Bass Pro is coming to Buffalo, where they’ll be building in the same location they were originally going to build, but which they then decided not to in favor of a second location that was then scuttled when a bunch of preservationists decided that we needed to preserve some stuff that isn’t there to be preserved anyway, at which point they decided to go back to Location A but with a different plan for a building to build anyway.
Do I have that right?
I’m wondering in what order these events will happen:
1. American troops leave Iraq.
2. A manned mission lands on Mars.
3. The Buffalo Bills win a Super Bowl.
4. The Buffalo Sabres win a Stanley Cup.
5. Bass Pro opens in Buffalo.
I love the new design. But then, I loved the last design. I just want something, anything, built. I’m just afraid that at this rate, they’ll end up building a new 7-11 down there with one of those vending machines out back that dispense nightcrawlers for a buck.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
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