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Bad Joke Friday
Book Draft Status: Incomplete. Oh well. Joke: A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a rum and… . . . . . . . . . . . . …coke, please” “Sure thing,” replies … Continue reading
Respecting the Streak
“A player on a streak has to respect the streak. You know why? Because they don’t happen very often. If you believe you’re playing well because your getting laid or because you’re not getting laid or because you’re wearing women’s … Continue reading
Bad Joke Friday
Two fish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says, “How do we drive this thing??”
Something for Thursday
You know who hasn’t been featured in this space in a long time? John Denver, that’s who. So here’s some John Denver. (And if you don’t like John Denver, you’re wrong.)
That is NOT a pie!
Headline on Mashable.com: Getting hit in the face with a pie will always be funny But then they show this video of a kid playing a game called “Pie Face” with his grandfather. It’s a game of chance where, if … Continue reading
“Wanna go to Joe’s?” “Ummm…I’m not sure I can get in there.”
A video about a bar called Joe’s Knight Hawk, in Waverly, IA: This bar is located on a streetcorner very near the campus of Wartburg College. I spent a few nights there while attending that very school. I remember being … Continue reading
Lord of Cups
More info here! Here’s hoping this thing, the King of Trophies, eventually finds a home here in Buffalo.
Star Wars Episode VII.V: The Force Stretches And Turns On The Coffee Machine
I haven’t said anything about the new trailer for Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens yet, so a few thoughts. :: First, here’s the trailer, just in case you somehow missed it. :: A Star Destroyer and an X-Wing fighter, … Continue reading
A Casting Coincidence
I don’t tend to spend a lot of time — at all — thinking about what real-life actors might play the roles in the inevitable movies which will be made from my books. First of all, I don’t want to … Continue reading