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A Random Wednesday Conversation Starter
What fruit or vegetable makes you Oh so HAPPY! when you go to the store and see that it’s in season?
Hank Speaks: How I Edit
A fellow writer asked, via Instagram, how I go about editing as a writer who generally doesn’t outline at all. Generally speaking, my Inner Editor acts in different ways at different points in the process. Because I don’t feel like … Continue reading
I’ve become “Takes the dog to the drive-thru” guy….
It turns out that Cane loves…donuts. This all started the first couple of times we had him in the car when we decided to pick up coffee at Tim Hortons. One location here actually keeps a box of plain TimBits … Continue reading
Sunday Burst
And now for something completely (meaning, non-pi or pie related) different! :: Via John Hodgman, here’s Vampire Kermit attacking Vincent Price. :: Toronto is often used by filmmakers as a stand-in for other cities. They’re usually pretty good at keeping … Continue reading
Pi Day Followup
It turns out that I’m far from the only person to use Pi Day as an impetus for a pie in the face, which is actually kind of nice to learn. I mean, I want to be weird, but not … Continue reading
Happy Pi Day!
(crossposted from Byzantium’s Shores) Yes, today is Pi Day! I don’t usually do much to observe Pi Day, but this year’s is a special edition, since this is the only year in this century when the digits will line up … Continue reading
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Happy Pi Day!
Yes, today is Pi Day! I don’t usually do much to observe Pi Day, but this year’s is a special edition, since this is the only year in this century when the digits will line up so perfectly. And how … Continue reading
Bad Joke Friday
So bad it’s in Comic Sans!
Something for Thursday
You know what I feel like, on this crisp almost-spring morning? I feel like Beethoven. Well, listening to Beethoven. I don’t actually feel like Beethoven himself, because he’s been dead almost 200 years. Ewww. Here’s an entire symphony: the Sixth, … Continue reading
A Random Wednesday Conversation Starter
I’m sure I’ve asked at some point what your preferred sandwich condiment or spread is — mayo, mustard, butter, whatever — but I haven’t asked about technique. So: when making a sandwich, do you spread your condiment of choice on … Continue reading