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The Last Light of the Sun.

I rather like that title. It sounds like it could be the name of a Guy Gavriel Kay novel….which is a good thing, because it is. Next spring will see the release of this novel. No plot details have been leaked as of yet, but I seem to recall reading somewhere that the book is at least set in the same pseudo-Europe as GGK’s last three novels (The Lions of Al-Rassan, Sailing to Sarantium, Lord of Emperors), so a good conjecture might be that the book deals somehow with the sun-based Jaddite religion. Perhaps we are to get GGK’s version of the Crusades and the Knights Templar. (Or maybe something else entirely, of course!)

Forum discussion of the new title can be read here.

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We watched a fairly entertaining romantic comedy flick last night, How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days. The story is pure sit-com, and the ending is just like every other romantic comedy you’ve ever seen (an unraveling of earlier deceptions leads to one partner quitting their job and packing up to leave town, with the other partner chasing them down for a final reconciliation in a very public place, the more disruptive to local traffic, the better). Still, the movie had quite a few funny moments, and I got to spend two hours looking at Kate Hudson, who absolutely glows. (And on the basis of her performance here, Almost Famous just jumped way up in my “To rent” list.)

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Time for some random gibberish (as opposed to my usual gibberish-by-design):

:: By a hair, July turned out to be my second-highest month yet for total hits. I was expecting it to come in third, after the dismal start to the month via the Fourth of July weekend. Not bad. I am also currently ensconced as an “Adorable Rodent” on the Ecosystem. It’s neat how this has sort-of grown over the nearly eighteen months I’ve been doing this.

:: Unrepentant Lucasians, rejoice! An SFSite reviewer likes Attack of the Clones too. Gradually the world will be turned to our way of thinking.

:: Wonderful innovations that you don’t see lauded enough include grocery stores with enclosed play areas wherein the kid can be deposited and, in the lack of such an area, shopping carts in the shape of toy trucks so the kid can pretend to “drive” around the store. A not-so-wonderful innovation is those little yellow plastic toy shopping carts that kids push around themselves. Those are the work of the Devil and must be destroyed.

:: Ah, August….that wonderful time of year when I take a fresh look at the Pittsburgh Pirates’ roster and say, “Who are these guys?”

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On the occasion of an excellent post on how Shakespeare is taught versus how he should be taught by Andrew Cory, I have to make an embarrassing admission (two in one day, ick):

I have never seen a Shakespeare play performed on stage.

There, I said it.

I know, those of you who live in such cultural wastelands as a city whose last five letters are “polis” might not see the problem here, but I’m from Buffalo. You know, the cultural hub of Eastern Lake Erie. Home of Shakespeare In Delaware Park, an annual summer festival where the Bard’s plays are performed in Buffalo’s Delaware Park for people who pay no admission to lay on the lawn and take in the greatest dramatist (and, well, writer of any type) to ever labor in the English language.

Horrible, just horrible. I’ve seen a lot of Shakespeare in the movies, and I’ve read probably half of the plays (though not in quite a while — I gotta get back into that, one of these days), but I’ve never seen one of the plays in its original, and intended, medium. But that brings me to my point of agreement with Andrew: Just why are we teaching these plays in English classes as reading exercises?

My first brush with Shakespeare came in ninth grade, with Romeo and Juliet. The first lesson consisted of a couple of handouts about Shakespeare’s life, the way things were done at the Globe Theater, some general lecturing on his staggering influence, and then we were sent home to read Act One and answer the discussion questions at the end of it, on a nice sheet of notebook paper because it was to be handed in. And the questions, of course, were the standard stuff: A few easy ones, just to make sure that we understood who did what, and then a few “Here’s a definition of a literary term, find some examples of this in Act One” type questions. Ho, hum.

Next morning, the discussions in English Class before the bell rang sounded roughly like this:

“My God! Did you understand any of that?”

“Not really. Why did he go on for line after line just to have two characters say ‘hello’?”

“Yeah! And why did they fight, anyway? ‘Did you bite your thumb, sir?’ What the hell is thumb-biting about? Stupid!”

“Totally. And those stage directions: ‘They fight’. Yeah, that conveys it!”

And so on.

It got worse, though. The teacher, sensing correctly that not one student in the class had gone home and spontaneously grokked the Bard, decided that we’d all read Act One aloud. She assigned some parts, thinking that the cutest boy in class (not me) would just love being Romeo, and so on. Did this properly convey to us Shakespeare’s genius? Take a wild guess, folks. And it went on like that, each year after that when we reached our token “Shakespeare of the Year” in English — it got a bit better, but not much. Some of us actually liked Macbeth when we got to it, in eleventh grade, but for the most part, Shakespeare was still a moderate annoyance to be suffered at the English teacher’s whim.

But in my school, one of the perks allowed the senior class each year was an optional field trip to Stratford, Ontario to attend the fine Shakespeare theatre there. (I didn’t get to go, for some reason I don’t recall.) And to a person, every one of my classmates who went came back thrilled at the experience. Testimonials like this:

“It was amazing! When they’re on stage acting it out, instead of reading it, you understand it! All those lines make sense!”

“You mean, all that iambic pentameter sounds cool?”

“It sounds awesome! They should have taken us there three years ago!”

Exactly.

I know that teachers are probably loath to rely on the television any more than they absolutely have to, but the thing is: In the case of teaching Shakespeare, I think they absolutely have to (unless the schools just happen to be located near a place where a lot of live Shakespeare performance is going on). I don’t know if ninth graders are really equipped to handle Shakespeare, really — and even if they are, they probably should go with something good and bloody and fantastic, like Macbeth; appealing to our wish for sopping romance with Romeo and Juliet didn’t work out so well, I’m afraid. But even so, I suspect that teachers should make the students watch Shakespeare first. That’s the only way you get the sense of drama.

I mean, just try this experiment sometime. Try reading the great “St. Crispin’s Day” speech from King Henry V, silently. You’ll find that it just kind of sits there on the page, and you’ll likely come away saying, “Hmmm, that’s nice.” Then try reading it aloud. If you have any soul at all, and if you’re at all responsive to the sounds and phrases shaped by the Bard’s words, you’ll find your voice falling into a kind of royal cadence without even being aware that you’re doing it. No, you won’t inspire those in earshot to go with you onto the fields of Agincourt, but that’s fine. You’re not Olivier or Branagh, after all; you’re only you. But you’ll feel it.

I guess that’s what my teacher was trying to do, with her “Let’s read it aloud” bit, but the damage had already been done. Our expectations of Shakespeare had already been shaped by having it reduced to just one more thing to read at night, in between geometry proofs and French verb conjugations. I have no problem with lit classes teaching Shakespeare — but let’s at least return our initial encounter with him to his own home turf. Yes, it may strike some as unthinkable that we have to help Shakespeare out by giving him some home-field advantage, but there it is.

(Andrew also mentions in his post that his realization that Shakespeare should be seen, and not read, via a movie called Looking for Richard. Likewise, I realized the same from a movie: The Man Without a Face.)

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Had Gregory posted this yesterday instead of today, it would have been my “Image of the Week”:

This is a setting from the Miyazaki film Spirited Away, which — in the most scandalous admission of my life — I still have not seen. Arrggghhhh!

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IMAGE OF THE WEEK





Shipwreck in the Black Sea, discovered by Robert Ballard and dated to the fifth century AD.

If I had to name the person with the most purely fascinating career of the last fifty years, I’d probably flip a coin between Carl Sagan and Robert Ballard. Ballard is most famous for finding shipwrecks, but he has also made great contributions to our understanding of undersea environments and the archeological bounty the seas hold.

The Black Sea is special because there is no free oxygen in its water below 200M, meaning that the wood-eating microorganisms that thus destroy wooden ships that sink in other seas and oceans are not found here; thus, sunken wooden vessels in the Black Sea can last much, much longer — thousands of years, in fact — than they would in any other sea. The Black Sea is also of interest because of its location and the possibility that it may have played a part in what eventually became the legend of Noah’s Flood, as well as the flood legends found in nearly every ancient culture.

Now, what I really want Ballard to find is Flight #19….

Also, Ballard gave CNN interview about the search for ships in the Black Sea.

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This week has seen many screenings of The Little Mermaid in our domicile. It’s decent, although it’s not my favorite Disney movie — to this day, it feels like a dress rehearsal for Beauty and the Beast, which was the next one they made and is still the high-point of Disney’s current “silver age”. The songs are the best thing about it, really. (And to this day I have a creepy association with Ursula the Sea Witch, who bears an uncanny resemblance to one of the professors in my college’s music department while I was there.)

That’s all I have to say, really, about The Little Mermaid.

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ESPN’s tour of all the MLB ballparks today hits the granddaddy of the current retro-ballpark craze: Camden Yards.

It’s kind of too bad they’re not doing AAA ballparks as well, because Buffalo’s is a gem, even if it’s on its third name (Dunn Tire Park) since it opened (originally Pilot Field, than North AmeriCare Park).

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Oh, hell, as long as I’m on this big SDB kick, I recall a post of his from a few months back when he made fun of the Germans because they were proposing the taxation of brothels. (To be fair, his post seems more aimed at taxation-minded bureaucrats than at German taxation-minded bureaucrats.) Well, the idea had already come up….in Nevada.

(No, I don’t know why I remember that particular SDB post. It just stuck in my brain, for some reason.)

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