Who cares, they all look alike anyway.

Syracuse had an Ironman triathlon thing the other day, and participants who completed the course were awarded this medal:

Yup, they got that beautiful medal for completing a triathlon. In Syracuse.

Because completing a triathlon is an accomplishment. In Syracuse.

One wonders, then, why the medal features the skyline of…Rochester.

Oops.

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Dispatches

Some stuff from recent days!

:: A kinetic sculpture featuring eleven thousand marbles. This kind of thing delights me to ridiculous degrees.


:: This blog is most certainly NOT SAFE FOR WORK, but it’s kind of interesting, if you’ve ever wondered what life is like for a working stripper.

:: JAWS is 40 years old!

Happy 40th, JAWS!

What a great movie. I need to watch it again soon…but meantime, here’s a neat interview with the guy who, as a kid, got to be the killer shark’s second victim in the movie. Poor Alex Kintner!

:: Speaking of Speilberg blockbusters, I saw this on the road the other day. I assume it’s a promotional thing. Note the license plate.

I love this so much. #jurassicpark #cars

:: Speaking of movies, some nifty news from the week past: the rest of Battle of the Century has been found. This silent Laurel&Hardy movie features one of the finest of the old-style pie fights in movie history, but the film itself has been mostly lost to time, until now, when the entire missing reel turned up. Details here and here.

As for the deeply sad story that’s been dominating the news this week…I’m not addressing it here. I’m simply worn out by such things. My thoughts tend to mirror Jason Bennion‘s, though, for what it’s worth.

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Bad Joke Friday

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Something for Thursday

Late, I know. I had something else picked out, but before I published it I learned of the day’s awful events in South Carolina and decided not to use it. I couldn’t decide what to use in its place, however, until I came to the realization — as I do whenever these too-frequent events occur — that at some point you have to remember that our species really is capable of producing beauty amidst the agony that seems to be our constant stock-in-trade.

I know I’ve posted this before, multiple times even, but there’s a reason for that. Here is one of the finest choral settings I know.

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A Random Wednesday Conversation Starter

What’s the best last line to a movie?

I can never decide, really, but I always seem to narrow it down to these three:


What are yours?

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On Waffles

Have I ever mentioned my deep and abiding love of waffles? Maybe I have, but here I go again:

I really really really love waffles.

Dinner #Yum #waffles

Fluffy, crunchy waffles dripping with real maple syrup. Belgian waffles with a scoop of vanilla ice cream and hot fudge. Traditional square waffles with a couple of pieces of fried chicken and some maple hot sauce to go with the maple syrup. And that’s not all! How about waffle sandwiches? Ham and swiss on two toasted pieces of waffle, dipped into syrup or jam? That’s like a Monte Cristo sandwich but with waffles instead of French toast! Oh, and blueberry waffles. Boy howdy!

Yup, waffles are awesome.

Now, growing up, waffles were a rarity. We never owned a waffle iron, probably because of space reasons and because I was really the only one in the family who really dug them. But since The Wife and I have been, well, The Wife and I, we’ve always had a waffle iron. In fact, we’ve always had more than one waffle iron.

Our first waffle iron was probably a wedding gift — I honestly don’t remember — and it was a decent enough machine. It likely still works, actually. It’s sitting in the garage right now, and I should probably clean it up and send it on its way to another waffle-loving but waffle-deprived household. This iron became superfluous when my mother-in-law gave us her old iron, presumably because she wasn’t using it much anymore.

Now, I’m generally of the view that with some things, older really is better. Waffle irons are a good example. Over time the metal grates should take on a rich patina of seasoning, giving you that wonderful crunch that you can really only get with an old waffle iron. This one definitely has the feel of an old appliance. Its cord is ungrounded, the knob that adjusts the temperature has a certain looseness to it — the looseness of old knobs, the “loose but not likely to fall off” kind of looseness — and the silver exterior is worn and scratched and looks like it’s been in various homes for years. Which, indeed, it has.

And it turns out amazing waffles.

My mother-in-law's old waffle iron. There's something to be said for old-school things. #waffles #vintage #Yum

I know, Alton Brown’s waffles episode of Good Eats weighs in pretty definitively in favor of circular waffle irons instead of square ones (it has to do with the circle being a better shape for efficient heat transfer to the batter), but I love this old beast, I love the product it turns out, and I love that it’s a connection to my mother-in-law.

One problem, though: we can’t use it anymore. At least, not for Family Waffle Night. I can use the old one for when The Daughter and I want waffles, but if we’re including The Wife, this one is off the table, because she is on a gluten-free diet. That being the case, she is too wary of not being able to clean the grates of the old iron sufficiently well to convert it to gluten-free batter. For this reason our waffle nights have decreased dramatically over the last couple of years. The few times we’ve had waffles, she’s made waffles for us and pancakes for herself, and that’s a fairly annoying amount of work.

Thus it came to pass that leading up to this past Mothers Day, I got in the market for a new waffle iron which she’d be able to employ in the baking of gluten-free waffles. After some shopping and comparing, I ended up at Williams-Sonoma and dropped over a hundred bucks on this bad boy:

FINALLY! #NewWaffleIron #waffles #Yum

I have no regrets, regarding the sticker price. None at all. For something like this, a device to make a food we love and like to have often (especially in the colder months), I’d rather spend a lot and get a good iron than some cheap $30 thing from Target where the construction is part-plastic and the lid doesn’t seem to settle down snugly over the bottom and so on.

How were the waffles from this iron? Quite good, actually! It’ll take years for the iron to develop that nice old patina, but it’ll get there. Meantime, we can all have waffles now.

Let us praise the Waffle Gods! #waffles #Yum

Now I need to figure out how to make gluten-free fried chicken….

Waffles and fried chicken! #Yum

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Dee-oh-enn-ee!

This round of edits on The Wisdomfold Path is DONE. D-O-N-E.

Now I just have to do a couple of formatting things, and then the book is off to get itself proofread.

Meanwhile, time to make a pass through the GhostCop manuscript, which I haven’t looked through since I finished writing the thing, about a year-and-a-half ago. Wow….

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Bad Joke Friday

How do spacemen organize a party?

They planet!

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Something (different) for Thursday

For some reason I’ve been on a kick lately of watching POV videos of roller coasters and log flumes. I enjoy roller coasters (as long as I don’t go upside down, because I’m chicken) and I love log flumes. I just love those things. Log flumes can be pretty lame sometimes, though — as enjoyable as the ride itself is, I like individual rides to be themed so that you can’t really see anything other than the ride you’re on when you’re on it.

Here’s a great example. This one is apparently in Germany. I would dearly love to ride this one!

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Base Touching

I’m cranking through edits for The Wisdomfold Path right now, hoping to finish this weekend.

I’m also starting to kick around ideas for a second series of books in the same universe. I figure I’ve got a galaxy to play with, so there’s no reason I can’t tell other stories there. What’s forming in my head is something along the lines of a “the adventures of a smallish ship and her quirky crew” thing — a mashup of Firefly and James Bond In SPACE!!!. Obviously this is at the very early point in gestation. All I know is the name of the ship captain and the number of people on the crew (five).

Writin’s fun, folks!

(And I do plan to do some more posting here, once the editing’s done! Thanks for hanging in there!)

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