Page One: The Hobbit


Page One: The Hobbit, originally uploaded by Jaquandor.

I saw someone do this on Tumblr a couple weeks ago, and I fell in love with the idea, so I’m starting a whole new series of blog posts, which I will intend to do weekly but which, as with all such things, I will actually do whenever I think to do one. The idea is a simple one: the first page of books that mean a great deal to me.

For my purposes, I will generally define “page one” as the first page of the actual story, whether that be a prologue or the first chapter. Anyway, here is Page One of The Annotated Hobbit, featuring the complete text by JRRT with annotations by Douglas A. Anderson. This book is full of fascinating details about the writing and publication history of The Hobbit, and of course, the ever-wonderful story of The Hobbit, which I continue to believe is absolutely essential to any proper reading of The Lord of the Rings.

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A Random Wednesday Conversation Starter

A scenario: A person, we’ll call her “Ruth”, is boarding a jet plane for some locale. Ruth is not old, but she does suffer from arthritis in a number of her joints, so whenever Ruth travels by air, she makes sure to purchase an aisle seat, which provides her with the greatest flexibility and ease of getting up and stretching during the flight, should the need arise.

Her fellow passengers board, including a husband who is sitting in the middle seat of Ruth’s section and his wife, who is sitting in the aisle seat directly across from Ruth. The wife asks Ruth to switch places with the husband, with the husband taking the aisle seat and Ruth taking the middle seat, so the couple can ‘sit together’. Ruth, citing her arthritis and the fact that she specifically paid for the aisle seat for specific reasons, refuses.

Was Ruth rude to refuse?

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Brightest day, darkest night, yada yada yada….

I saw Green Lantern a while back, and I’ve been struggling since then to figure out how to write about it. I liked the movie, quite a bit. I grant some of its flaws, but for the life of me, I can’t justify the enormous piling-on of the critics who have ripped the film and given it an awful reputation. That, plus what I understand to be lackluster box office, seems to cast doubt on any hopes that Green Lantern might be the start of a franchise. Maybe DVD sales will help, but in this era of slackening DVD sales – well, I’d be surprised if the next time we see Green Lantern on the big screen will likely be a reboot that happens later rather than sooner.

Green Lantern just isn’t a bad film. It simply isn’t. Not one of its flaws is sufficient to sink it as an enjoyable experience, and I think that a lot of the harping on those flaws is downright unfair. One common complaint – too much CG! — has really become, in my view, a crutch complaint that everybody levels against everything nowadays in the movies.

But the thing is…Green Lantern is a frustrating film, because I’ve rarely seen a movie that makes so clear the ways it could have been a truly outstanding film in its genre. On the one hand, it’s a fun movie. On the other, it’s a maddening one.

I came to Green Lantern fairly virginal as far as the character goes. I knew very little about him aside from the bare bones of his origin: a hotshot pilot named Hal Jordan comes across a crashed alien spaceship, whose purple-skinned pilot hands him his green ring and the green lantern that powers the ring. In this way, Jordan becomes a Green Lantern – a member of an intergalactic police force, who uses his ring’s power to fight evil. I did read some recent comics — mostly stuff by Geoff Johns — as preparation for the movie. Some of it, I liked. Some of it (lookin’ at you, Blackest Night), I thought was just over-the-top, histrionic nonsense. But anyway….

Green Lantern casts Ryan Reynolds as Hal Jordan, and it’s a fine performance. The character isn’t really anything we haven’t seen a lot of times before; he’s the talented but uncommitted screw-up who is given power far exceeding his apparent level of maturity and who must learn to see within himself whatever the “ring” saw. Yes, that’s a tried-and-true formula, but that’s because when done well, it really works. In Green Lantern, it does work, but not as well as it should. Why?

Well, for one thing, the film keeps taking its focus off Hal Jordan for other things. There’s a lengthy intro that tells us a lot of stuff about who the Green Lanterns are and what they do and why they do it. It’s kind of interesting, but…it’s too early for it. There’s a reason why, in Star Wars, we’re more than a half hour into the movie before the words “Jedi Knight” are ever uttered. The movie has to set up its enormous cosmic threat, a beastie called Parallax. Now, I liked the way Parallax was depicted, but I kept thinking throughout the movie that we really needed a tighter focus on Hal Jordan the whole way through.

And there’s the other problem: Parallax isn’t the only villainous force in play here; there’s a whole other villain too. A scientist is somehow infected with the “Yellow” power of fear, and becomes the initial threat that Jordan must face before Parallax finally comes to call on Earth. And here is part of my general problem with superhero movies these days: they’re all origins, all the time.

I don’t mind origin stories for superheroes; in fact, we need them, so we know who they are and why they can do the things they do and why they do them in the first place. Problems arise when, in addition to a superhero’s origin story, we also have to endure a long origin story for the villain, too. That happens here. It happens in the Spiderman movies. It’s going to happen again in the new Spiderman movie, the one that’s a reboot that will apparently treat us all to seeing Peter Parker bitten by the damn spider again.

The best superhero movies I’ve seen — Superman, the Christopher Nolan Batman films, Iron Man – don’t really bother with the origins of the villains, because they don’t really need to. We can spend time delving into Superman’s origin properly because we’re not also having to learn all about how Lex Luthor became, well, Lex Luthor. Ditto The Dark Knight — we know who Batman is, and all we need know about the Joker is that he’s a lunatic. Now, the first two Spiderman movies were still well-made, but in each case, we still had to watch long origin stories for the supervillains. And in Spiderman 3, there were two of them.

I was looking forward to Green Lantern because of the hero’s space opera nature, but it turns out that Green Lantern might have really been something special if it had omitted much of the space opera and left that for the potential sequel. I did groove on all the space stuff, but I can’t help thinking that what the movie really needed to do was tighten the focus on Hal Jordan, give him more heroic things to do, and have him square off against not quite so cosmic a villain.

Random thoughts:

:: If the Lanterns can fly through space by themselves, why does Abin Sur have a spaceship at all?

:: Why can Parallax slap aside a dozen Lanterns in one scene, and then get taken to the mat by Hal Jordan?

:: The final fight is over too soon, anyway. Jordan should have been battered and bloody well before he got to his “In brightest day….” recitation. (Which was a great moment, by the way.)

:: I loved the fact that a little mask isn’t enough to conceal Jordan’s identity from those who know him. I also loved how he tried using the Christian Bale Batman-raspy voice.

:: Some folks have complained that Sinestro’s taking of the yellow ring, during the credits, isn’t set up in the movie. See, coming at this from a non-GL fan perspective, I thought that Sinestro’s presence in the movie did nothing but set this up. It’s the only reason he’s in the movie at all. So the film is actually giving us three origin stories!

:: I loved the look of the film. It’s not nearly as ‘green’ as the commercials and posters suggest. I also didn’t find the CGI poorly done at all. But then, these kinds of complaints seem to me to usually spring from people who have an overly strong attachment to Harryhausen stop-motion stuff.

:: Having heard the score now in context of the film…it’s still a bad film score.

So there it is. I hope there’s another movie, but I’m not optimistic. But I liked this one.

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“You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry.”

I could swear that I’ve linked this already, but for the life of me, I can’t find where, so maybe it’s just been on my “Link this!” radar for a while, without actually getting linked. Anyway, over at Musings of a Sci-Fi Fanatic there is a truly wonderful post about the pilot episode of The Incredible Hulk (the Bill Bixby-Lou Ferrigno show).

The credits roll to the theme of Joe Harnell’s The Lonely Man and Banner’s lonely journey begins. The theme highlights the tragic reality of the figure that is David Banner always walking away alone. This version of the Hulk has been called an “American classic.” I think that is a great assessment of what the folks involved with this series, aimed for adapting from a comic book. It’s the perfect American tragedy.

This was a strong start to the possibilties ahead. As a character study Johnson gets the dark tone, but I can imagine there were suits in the room that were uncomfortable with a story centered on a tragic figure. The Incredible Hulk was clearly intended to be a big green doozy of a series. It’s one of the first comic book characters to move beyond conventions and present something much bigger and do so successfully.

It’s really a terrific post. Go read it.

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Sentential Links #253

Let the linkage commence!

:: Regardless of what Freud may have theorized,this is the ONLY time I get penis envy. (Minds out of the gutter, please. Yeah, you. Yeesh!)

:: This woman extracted a bottle of perfume from that tiny purse I just mentioned, and proceeded to spray its contents over her drink. In one quick spritz. I mean, I understand wanting to smell nice but this is ridiculous. (I’m not a martini drinker, so I have little idea what any of this means. But it’s pretty funny!)

:: There’s nowhere to go with that. The question ends there. The worst that can happen has happened and there’s nothing good that’s going to come out of it.

:: Even if that number is wildly off, would you support $30 Billion to colonize Mars? Would you end the Iraq and Afghanistan wars 70 days sooner to take the next great adventure? (I’d have ended the Iraq and Afghanistan wars years ago, and not only had the money for the next great adventure but true healthcare reform to boot. But that’s just me.)

:: So with a half-smile that was a mixture of sadness and satisfaction, I said my goodbyes to shuttle Atlantis, clicked off my computer, and went back to bed for a couple hours. And as I was drifting off, the DJ in my head served up a fragment of an old song, Bob Seger’s “Against the Wind,” a line about deadlines and commitments, and a mood of being resigned to an unadventurous adulthood even while your spirit is still yearning for something else…

:: I will continue to enjoy the harvest and reap the benefits of my spinach, lettuce, tomatoes, basil and the many other healthy greens that are sustaining me this summer. I will continue to check the garden each morning with excitement and anticipation — and holding my breath that I don’t wake up to zucchini the size of my Mini Cooper. You laugh. But at this current growth rate, anything is possible.

:: Oh, man, when I analyzed Monday’s Funky Winkerbean, I obviously wasn’t prepared for the multiple layers of smugness we were in for. Les didn’t smugly display his superiority over his old professor; instead, he refrained from this act of petty taunting, so he could come home and wax smugly about his moral superiority. Kudos to you, sir!

:: Add very little water and food colouring to the icing sugar until you have a glue-like paste. Don’t make it too runny or you’ll end up with Shoggoths instead of Cthulhus.

More next week!

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SSM! Oh NOES!!!


SSM! Oh NOES!!!, originally uploaded by Jaquandor.

Today was the day that gay people could officially marry in the state of New York. I keep waiting for my wedding ring to disappear from this universe, in dead-Jedi fashion, as clearly now my own marriage is bereft of meaning. But oddly, the ring just sits there, being all ring-y and stuff. If this keeps up, I may start to suspect that maybe gay marriage is just fine.

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Brief notes from the vacation

So, here I am, writing on the last day of my vacation. Although, that raises an interesting question — is this actually the official last day of my vacation, since I’d be off on Sunday anyway? Did “vacation” actually end around 4:00 pm on Friday afternoon, which is roughly when my work week usually ends? Hmmmmm. (I once worked with a guy who actually tried arguing with management that since vacation weeks included days he normally didn’t work — that particular company required vacation time to be used one entire week at a time — that he was somehow getting screwed out of paid time. I found his argument unconvincing, as did management.)

Anyhow, some random notes are below the fold.

There really is something to be said for staying in a place where you walk out on the deck and see this view:

The Beach, as seen from the balcony

There’s also something to be said for watching your kid step into the ocean for the first time in her life:

First step into the sea!

I tried waving to Portugal, but I don’t think they saw me. Too far away and stuff.

Portugal: a couple thousand miles thataway

A trip to any seaside vacation destination isn’t complete without things like minigolf at places that look like this:

Minigolf III

Minigolf II

Nor is it complete without eating food like this….

Lobster Loft III

Lobster Loft V

…at places that look like this:

Lobster Loft I

Seriously, I refuse to take seriously any seafood restaurant that doesn’t decorate with things like big metal lobsters:

Lobster Loft II

(Well, I give the Legal Seafoods people in Boston a pass because they’re classy and their food is of such high quality that I mostly forgive the lack of nautical bric-a-brac. Everybody else though? I don’t care how good your food is. Make me feel like I’m walking onto a set from Jaws or Moby Dick or Pirates of the Caribbean.)

Lighthouses are awesome. Lighthouses in the mist are particularly awesome.

Cape May Lighthouse

Schlepping around pedestrian malls filled with stores selling stuff at tourist-trap prices is still kind of fun.

Cap May pedestrian mall I

Didn’t buy much — saltwater taffy, a dress for The Wife, a stuffed doll for The Daughter, and that’s about it. It’s fun to drop into little shops in a town that has long-since figured out how to get nice, walkable retail onto its waterfront.

Other things that are fun include kites on the beach…

Kite

…watching kite-surfers…

Shell hunters

…and standing in the sand as the waters rush in around them.

Feet in water

Let’s see, what else? I tried scrapple. This is a food item, served mostly as a side at breakfast, that is basically pork sausage mixed into cornmeal mush, formed into a loaf, sliced, and pan-fried. I liked it. The Wife did not. The Daughter did, until I told her what it was. It’s always fun to travel to different areas and sample their local dishes, the ones that for one reason or another are almost never seen on menus outside a fifty-mile radius.

I don’t know if it’s just a Jersey Shore thing, or all of New Jersey in general, but Ye Gods, the road signs in Jersey suck. They are terrible at marking things — especially so in a tourist area, where you have to assume a large percentage of the people on the roads don’t even live there. Come on, Jersey, make it easier to figure out where you’re going.

Although I did like this one:

That's what she said!

Dirty jokes write themselves!

The drives down and back were largely uneventful, although the drive back was on one of the hottest days that I can remember. We didn’t stop anywhere, outside of a few bathroom and/or food stops.

And now, real life resumes. Yay rah.

(The photos in this post are taken from this Flickr photoset. You can see more of ’em there!)

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Sunday Burst of Weird and AWESOME!

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Oddities and Awesome abound!

:: Back in the day — and maybe even now, I wouldn’t know — Marvel Comics had a character who was inspired by the 1970s disco craze. She was a mutant who went by the name “Dazzler”, and she was basically a human disco ball: her mutant superpower was the ability to absorb sound energy and convert it to light. In her first appearance, she was singing at a disco and using the throbbing beat and ambient noise to create her own psychedelic laser light show. Interesting idea, actually, and Dazzler had her own title for a few years. (I read it for a while. It was really pretty “Meh”.)

But apparently Dazzler was created with the intent of putting her in a movie — a movie that might have been one of the most whacked-out, grandly weird superhero movies of all time. The movie would have co-starred KISS (yes, the rock band at the height of its painted-faces fame) and Rodney Dangerfield playing multiple parts. Read about it here — it’s so insane that I can’t help but be sad that it never came to pass.

(Thanks to SamuraiFrog, who posted this on Facebook.)

:: Minor leaguer throws no-hitter, but it is later — two days later — officially ruled not to have been a no-hitter. And yet, the very fabric of baseball’s space-time continuity would have been destroyed utterly if the reverse had happened last year for the guy who did throw a perfect game but was not credited one because the umpire screwed up. Sure. Whatever. (I still think that folks who think that baseball would have been thrown into chaos if we for one second considered that maybe, just maybe, umpire decisions shouldn’t be treated as Sacred Writ even when they’re wrong were full of crap.)

:: Greatest video ever!

More next week!

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